Shenanigan Pie - The Studio Session (5667 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: CaptainThorns_music
Rating: 1.93 on 313 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2005-11-28 08:14:30 EST
Okay, I've been promising this for a couple of weeks now...and I finally got it done this past Saturday afternoon. Decided to hold off on posting until the work week commensurated.
In honor of Orgasmatron's brainchild, "Shenanigan Pie" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238 !!!
HEAR the melodical stylings of Orgasmatron's lyrical masterpiece in true digital 16-bit stereo! REVEL at the musical abilities of Captain Thorns on every instrument and track! Be AMAZED at the immense amount of time put into an Ubersite post (over 8 hours and counting)!
(And for those of you with critical ears, no, I'm NOT spending any more time on this project; the errors will remain as they stand for a live feel! Just be happy that you have a new MP3 for your iPod now!)
And now, I give you the world premiere of "Shenanigan Pie - The Studio Session."
~ Lyrics re-posted, for your convenience ~
A long, long time ago...I can still remember how that Uber used to make me smile.
And I knew if I wrote my posts
That I could make them laugh the most
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But late December made me shiver
With every link I clicked, I'd quiver -
Bad news bold in headlines,
Portents, omens, bad signs.
I can't remember if I cried when I
Read about the site's demise,
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Uber died.
So bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus, two, die!'"
Did you write a heated post?
And have you read something by Jewtoast?
Have you seen Tubgirl's wretched flow?
And do you believe Fat Tony's bull?
Can Uber save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me Photoshop real slow?
Well I knew that you liked menz most ghey
When Kaelic blew a kiss your way -
You rubbed each others' necks,
Y halo thar, buttsecks.
I was a lonely mid-aged office lout
With useless facts and a J-Date account,
But I was fucked, I had no doubt,
The day the Uber died.
I started singin'...
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"
Now for six years we've been on our own
With no one left to shout 'Shamone!'
But that's not how it used to be.
When Will Zone marched out to the sea
Hidden on the back of a swamp donkey
And Apollo bounced the sun high 'pon his knee.
With Big Mike stumbling, in his cups,
Shots of Urbane's snatch, they went up,
The bum's ass, it was licked,
MS Paint posts were clicked.
And while loki read a book on Thor
And Lojope started to hitwhore
Shit Post Thursday left us sore
The day the Uber died.
We were singin'
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"
Rapefest, bare breasts, on the front page burning,
The noobs popped up like a plunger, churning
Content-free posts out the ass
They served baked goods, like a cookie lass,
The alters grew, made a march en masse,
While Zoidberg stroked his sideburns, eating bass.
"If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
Was the bass line to the users' tune,
We all got up to rate
Oh, but we all got up too late.
'Cause the alters flooded up the page,
Their shitty posts drew Method's rage,
Did you see Rad cry in his cage
The day the Uber died?
We started singing
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"
In there we were all safe to lurk
A generation bored at work
With no hope for promotions then,
So come on, Jack McCallum, juke this joint,
Jack wrote stories with a point
'Cause Goatse is the devil's only friend.
And as I read my new replies,
The anger built up deep inside,
No writer born in hell
Could break that Shlongy's spell.
And as the flame war burned all through the night,
With bullshit taunts thrown left and right,
I saw Shlongly laughing with delight
The day the Uber died.
He started singing
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"
I met a girl who sang the blues,
I asked if I could see her boobs,
She took me to her Cabaret.
I Googled 'Cilfone' once again,
The way I had when this began,
But the engine said the query went astray.
And on the 'net the writers screamed,
The emus cried and the rabbits dreamed,
But not a word was posted,
The uploads weren't hosted.
And the most viewed men, they numbered three:
Razor, Bart and JMG.
They walked through the far-strewn debris
The day the Uber died.
They were singin'
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'
This is my last 'minus two, die!'"
We were singin'
Bye, bye Miss Shenanigan Pie,
Drove my K-car to the gay bar and found comicbookguy,
The MVA were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This is my last 'minus two, die!'"
Shenanigan_Pie.mp3 (6 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by eye_on_my_nonothing (user info) at 2009-05-30 17:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Y halo thar, buttsecks."
I started laughing the hardest there and it continued throughout.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-05-30 13:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-28 17:53:13 CDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i forgot about this bitch altogether.
good laughs still.
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It will never die, scourge. It will never die.
Nonetheless, still pleasantly surprised to see it getting reviews 2.5 years later.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2009-05-28 18:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i forgot about this bitch altogether.
good laughs still.
Submitted by bugblender (user info) at 2008-09-14 10:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-11-03 10:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one more.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-11-03 10:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great line:
A generation bored at work
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-11-03 10:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one of the great all time posts
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-02-26 16:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, I finally got round to listening just now and WOW!!!! I actually got chills at how great it was at some point.
You two make a fantastic songwriting team...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-24 05:25:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
just.....just.....
*wipes tear*
*wipes cum from keyboard after ejaculating over how fucking awesome this was*
I cant believe I've only just listened to this.
I've downloaded the file to my mobile phone as a ringtone.
You rock.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-02-24 05:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just.....just.....
*wipes tear*
*wipes cum from keyboard after ejaculating over how fucking awesome this was*
I cant believe I've only just listened to this.
I've downloaded the file to my mobile phone as a ringtone.
You rock.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-01-19 16:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this here is still what we in the field call "a little slice of alright"
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you. In a non-gheyish sort of way.
High five for the song.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:18:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Then, of course, there's this little slice of heaven right here.
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2006-11-21 12:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still great
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' a.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-09-05 16:44:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what asshole gave this less than a 2?
Submitted by sealclubber (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Fucking Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88572
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2006-05-31 16:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why isn't this on most heated!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The delivery of "the bum's ass, it was licked" is magnificent.
This is probably the greatest song ever recorded.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well. Here's this again.
Huh.
I still like it, though I wonder what changes would be made to it at this point in Uber's rapidly evolving life.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The production of this song FUCKING ROCKS.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-05-31 14:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never heard the MP3.
I am in total awe.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. KICKER OF ALL ASS INDEED.
Submitted by crsunlimited (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love good song parodies.
Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-21 13:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:28:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Listened to this again today.
Killer.
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You just won't let this die, will you?
It's gotta be inducted into the Uber hall of fame at SOME point.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-04-19 16:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Listened to this again today.
Killer.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-31 17:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
neva eva
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-11 23:13:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
IT SHALL NEVER, EVER DIE. EVER.
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NEVAR!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-11 23:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
IT SHALL NEVER, EVER DIE. EVER.
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-02-08 14:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-18 19:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-15 15:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so the orignal American Pie came up on my winamp playlist, and i foundmyself singing these lyics.
then i realized that this is better than Don McClean's version, so i put this version on.
I was just signing the "y halo thar buttsecks" part, when this old indian guy, with a phd in biochemistry had stopped by to talk to me....
the look he gave was priceless.
another listen, another +2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I find myself doing the same thing since I learned how to play it on the guitar.
Damn this enterprise all to hell.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-09 14:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:07:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Immortality!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:56:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for making me sing parts of this in my car when the real one came on. Fucker.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT SHALL NEVER DIE!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
O-tron, you're a fucker too, for starting this.....
GAH!!!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-08 18:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Immortality!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-08 17:56:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for making me sing parts of this in my car when the real one came on. Fucker.
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-12-04 15:46:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
terrible. it made me cum
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-03 23:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I WOZ SCARED OF TEH REAPER CUSHIONS
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-02 20:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great song.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STUPID, STPID HADLEY!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Except I'm a fucking dumbass who forgets the link.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know about heat bombs, but I do have LINKWHORES
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMMIT. IT'S SLIPPED TO #4.
Who has some heat bombs?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
i wasn't being nasty dude.
honestly.
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Huh? I never said you were being nasty. It's okay...I honestly didn't expect this to get +2's forever, and I really don't care who fucked the streak. I'm just happy it was so well received.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i laughed so hard i threw up a little.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:53 (#)
Ranking: 1
i wasn't being nasty dude.
honestly.
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I believe Jim. He was just being the bigger than life Texan that he is. Now get thee to a McDonalds and follow it up with an afternoon of satisfying your consumer soul at Wal-Mart. You dirty fucking American.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i wasn't being nasty dude.
honestly.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:25:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm thinking that this post has finally reached its half-life. It shall gracefully retire in the "Best EVAR" hall of fame now. Hooray for Orgasmatron's inspiring words!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-02 00:51:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, thank apollo for that. This didn't deserve +2 because it wasn't written by the poster (i think Orgasmatron's lyrics deserve a better rating than the "cover" IMHO) and the sound was a little shifty.
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You shouldn't have been a pussy in your two earlier ratings then.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING APULLO YOU SCOUSER TEXAN COW-CUNT
YOU ARE FULLY IMITATING ME.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:14:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:12:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
except at bass.
what the fuck? you used a multitracker.
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What's your question? No comprende.
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I was typing my response when you flubbed some riffs near the end of the song. No big deal.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-02 01:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA, Apollo ruined the streak on my last post, too. At least Rad had some prewritten words of comfort.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-02 00:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, thank apollo for that. This didn't deserve +2 because it wasn't written by the poster (i think Orgasmatron's lyrics deserve a better rating than the "cover" IMHO) and the sound was a little shifty.
But +1.98 is about exactly where it belongs.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wowzers! This was good!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:48:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was a good run while it lasted.
We'll always have Yorktown...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Middle of the second page for best ever now....
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:10:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave it to a Brit to ruin a streak of something based on American Pie.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:56:40 (#)
Ranking: 1
mildly amusing.
+1
yeah, I had the balls.
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Oh, what a lovely surprise to come home to tonight. Ah well. It was nice while it lasted, and I'm not that petty to retaliate...hell, it's still #3 most heated.
Fuck Urbane.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Leave it to a Brit to ruin a streak of something based on American Pie.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mildly amusing.
+1
yeah, I had the balls.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of these days, I'm gonna assfuck this streak.
But not tonight.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that was beautiful beyond words.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hoooooooooly shit.....
+2+2PLUSMOTHERFUCKINGTWO!!!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Still extremely splooge-tastic!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those exclamation points made me laugh my ass off when I scrolled through the comments really fast. I could feel the heat bomb coming at me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
have some more
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just another one.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I haven't rated this yet and I was sitting here and it just came up on my itunes...you rock dude.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Urbane's getting in the way of this post's progress up the Heat Ladder.
I thought I smelled box in the air.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that cocksucker took my heat privileges away
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who wants to place bets on how long it takes for Bart to ban me for that shit
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit Method, that's a lot of heat bombs.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"2 on 237 reviews"
CRAZY.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT BOMB!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SPAM BOMB TIME!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SPAM BOMB TIME!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SPAM BOMB TIME!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:26:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SPAM BOMB TIME!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, no. That's my "Working As" name.
And to avoid further confusion, my "Writing As" name is Terrence-Michel Scudero Ballsdeepinya IV.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:50:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
It WILL reach #1, or my name's not Klaus von Buttencrack.
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Really? I thought your name was Harry Humperdinck.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It WILL reach #1, or my name's not Klaus von Buttencrack.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Must....resist......dishing out a +1.....GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#2 HEAT
FUCK YEAH
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:10:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
another listen, another +2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:12:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
except at bass.
what the fuck? you used a multitracker.
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What's your question? No comprende.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
except at bass.
what the fuck? you used a multitracker.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you don't suck.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating: 2 on 154 reviews
That is the biggest streak I've ever seen.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:23:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:12:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:59:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~
YEA! It's even better than SEX!
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Prove it to me!
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Well, I enjoyed this and it didn't leave me crying in the corner of a confessional...
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Well, this actually made me orgasm. Something no woman has been able to do in over half a year.
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Did someone say my name?
SAY MY NAME, BITCH!
Submitted by Wrightcopy (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Makes me wish I had speakers at work.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:12:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:59:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~
YEA! It's even better than SEX!
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Prove it to me!
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Well, I enjoyed this and it didn't leave me crying in the corner of a confessional...
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Well, this actually made me orgasm. Something no woman has been able to do in over half a year.
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:31:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't be discouraged by all the negative reviews, this was great.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:59:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~
YEA! It's even better than SEX!
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Prove it to me!
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Well, I enjoyed this and it didn't leave me crying in the corner of a confessional...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~
YEA! It's even better than SEX!
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Prove it to me!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~
YEA! It's even better than SEX!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the single greatest thing to happen to anyone. Ever.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sigh -
another song I didn't make.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I stop +2ing this?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I loved American Pie.
I may, just MAY love this more.
Good job.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not on that.
-2 die.
Aw fuck, who am I kidding.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This has officially been the most-played song on my ipod this week.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
another listen, another +2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel bad for the person that forgets to change the rating before hitting "Rank" so they screw up your perfect +2.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:00:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and a heartfelt apology song to you, mr. shandythedog, for me getting snippy...i don't think a few low ratings would dent this now anyhow:
He's shandythedog, and his ratings don't count
While lurking on Uber, I suck on his trout
I love Mr. Shandy! He rates me so fine
If we were ghey menz, then we'd butt-sixty-nine
Oh yes! He's a dog, and he makes me so hot
But please don't be fooled, 'cause I prefer the twat
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:15:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
as you will have no deduced, i do not lower myself with ratings of any kind
your streak is safe
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:15:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for thorns getting shirty at shandy (APPARENTLY you didn't read blah blah whine) before realising his ratings dont count.
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Well, how was I supposed to know? I just figured the rank script was slow to update. I can now see that they don't count.
But, my real question is, how come? What's so special about you shandy that your ratings don't count?
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I say?
(besides best thing ever)
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for thorns getting shirty at shandy (APPARENTLY you didn't read blah blah whine) before realising his ratings dont count.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well, i can't hear it but i can't fucking see anything
oh well
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! That's awesome.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:31:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
Was I the only one who listened while I was reading the original post?
I couldn't be arsed to read all the reviews.
-Dave
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Nope. I was doing that too.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
Was I the only one who listened while I was reading the original post?
I couldn't be arsed to read all the reviews.
-Dave
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:51:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You got a "Best Ever"???
Man, Shlongy can't even get a "Worst Ever".
Well, this deserved it.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post/son/whatever you wanna call it is still rocking my fuckin socks off!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh. my. gaaad.
that was the best thing ever. add that to the list of must-read/listento's for all newbs.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the best thing I've ever heard in a million years.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as you will have no deduced, i do not lower myself with ratings of any kind
your streak is safe
i read the lyrics, but not the preamble
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:58:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just. Plain. Awesome.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay, I didn't fuck up the rating.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:23:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heheheheheh. Awesome.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-11-30 12:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Shit Thorns.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was incredible. But now that you've shown what you can do, you need to go back and find out who wrote the lyrics for the Uber rap. I think it was either based off of "Boys in the hood" or some other N.W.A. song . . . but honestly can't remember. The lyrics were GOLD, but no one ever recorded them. Apollo threatened too, and I am of the opinion that gangsta Uber rap in a LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT MUST HAPPEN.
Therefore, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find this Uber rap, contact Apollo, and make the L.W.A. (Limeys With Attitude) a reality in our lifetime.
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Oh, by the way Teeph - mission accepted.
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Hey Teeph - is this what you were thinking of? ==> http://www.ubersite.com/m/74766
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooooo, +2COPTER!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't necessarily mean your titties. I'm saying that now women should flaunt their breasteses to pay tribute to your studioriffic concoction.
And I don't know anything about this Boyz in the Hood to-do that's lurking around here somewhere, but I can see that working really, really well. "It's all about makin' that MVA" springs instantly to mind.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:41:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was incredible. But now that you've shown what you can do, you need to go back and find out who wrote the lyrics for the Uber rap. I think it was either based off of "Boys in the hood" or some other N.W.A. song . . . but honestly can't remember. The lyrics were GOLD, but no one ever recorded them. Apollo threatened too, and I am of the opinion that gangsta Uber rap in a LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT MUST HAPPEN.
Therefore, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find this Uber rap, contact Apollo, and make the L.W.A. (Limeys With Attitude) a reality in our lifetime.
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Oh, by the way Teeph - mission accepted.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:57:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your +2 streak has ended, but your overall rating seems untouched.
You're like an old vampire. You can't really be harmed by such things as "0"s.
So far you've got:
- Best Ever
- #3 Heated
- 100+ reviews
- 1000+ hits
- Endorsement by BartBart
Now, bring on the titties.
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Aye. I just noticed that. Maybe bart has permanently set this post to a +2 rating? Either that or his script's broken.
Titties you want? Titties you shall have! (Although I think I may regret it tomorrow...but what the hey, it'll be shit post thursday!)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your +2 streak has ended, but your overall rating seems untouched.
You're like an old vampire. You can't really be harmed by such things as "0"s.
So far you've got:
- Best Ever
- #3 Heated
- 100+ reviews
- 1000+ hits
- Endorsement by BartBart
Now, bring on the titties.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 02:30:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh! the cunt actually performs it as well, eh. i must have a look
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 02:26:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
these things are usually sickening, but this, it must be said, is a pretty fucking good effort
the only thing that really jars is the excessively prominent role given to apullo88
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Damn! I was WONDERING who would fuck up my perfect +2 streak on this.
Oh, and BTW, shandy, the credit for the lyrics goes to Orgasmatron, since apparently you didn't bother to read before rating. I just recorded it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:29:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best thing ever!
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WOOOO!!!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 02:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh! the cunt actually performs it as well, eh. i must have a look
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-11-30 02:26:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
these things are usually sickening, but this, it must be said, is a pretty fucking good effort
the only thing that really jars is the excessively prominent role given to apullo88
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best thing ever!
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by penmissile (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fantastic. why didnt i see this before?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be #1
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-11-29 23:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfectly Beautiful !
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 23:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
#3 on Most Heated?!?
HELL YES!!
Now I can go to sleep happy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-29 23:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was the worst piece of shit I've ever seen. That's why I gave
it a -2. Heh.
Dude, this was a work of genius. Fooking awesome !!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome! If I was gay I would totally want to blow you. But I'm not so fuck off with teh gheynez.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are over 4 pages of posts with a perfect +2....
Just kidding.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Just..WOW. There are no adequate words.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God! Can't believe I missed that! This is so freakin awesome! This had me rolling, and it was actually well done! It was like listening to Stephen Lynch or something. Words cannot describe how kickass this is.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Shit.....
Holy Shit.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-29 21:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the fucking shit.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-29 21:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
inside joke or not, this should get a B@W slot. i wonder if bart has heard it yet?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's times like these, when the wind starts a-blowin', and the winter chill starts to overtake the fall and cast autumn fast behind it, that I think to myself: "Tickle my pimp hat, mom."
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
In awe.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Honey, between this one and the Billy Joel bullshit, I've made so many edits to appease people that the stuff's like five songs long at this point.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2... now redo it now that I've been added!
Please?
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment needed.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The little inflection on "Shamone" kills me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:17:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can turn bunions into mini-kegs of Warsteiner. That's my role.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Use your Green Lantern ring and fabricate some flippity-floppity funbags for us.
Or have you forgotten your role in the Justice League?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:28:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:15:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Show.
Us.
Your.
Tits.
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What? You wanna see my hairy pecs?
I don't know if I can stoop to that low of a camwhore.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Show.
Us.
Your.
Tits.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:46:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A chick wrote that one.
Thorns, get breast implants and heat is YOURS.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:35:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How is "Christmas Gifts For My Internet Friends" more heated than this?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:47:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
My, my, we've just been sucking each other's dicks lately, haven't we?
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Erm suwrry, eygh crrnt anrrswurr yugh whinn yuurrr diffks immm migh mouff. Ughhh...urmmn...UUUHHH!!!!
*swallows and wipes mouth with sleeve*
Jesus, you said it was only nine inches erect!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha +1000
"This is my last 'minus two, die!" Ahahaha....most unpoetic lyric I've ever heard someone sing.
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Hey!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My, my, we've just been sucking each other's dicks lately, haven't we?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And y'all o give Orgasmo some well deserved +2's, ya hear? He wrote the awesome lyrics! http://www.ubersite.com/m/78238
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha +1000
"This is my last 'minus two, die!" Ahahaha....most unpoetic lyric I've ever heard someone sing.
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And you would not BELIEVE how HARD it is to sing that one line without lisping it or otherwise phonetically fucking it up.
Hey..."phonetically fucked"...now THERE'S a nifty phrase of alliteration for post ranking!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha +1000
"This is my last 'minus two, die!" Ahahaha....most unpoetic lyric I've ever heard someone sing.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When Cameron was in Egypt's land
LET MY CAMERON GO
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would like to hear (see) Bart's comments on this song.
Bueller?
Bueller?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I've been here over a year now, and until this moment I was convinced that Bart's name was cLifone with a hard C. It's quite a shock to realise that I've actually be reading it wrong all this time.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my good god. That was simply superb.
I am without words.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FLAME ON.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YES! HEAT!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:03:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My rose it has a thorn, like Poison said,
The stiff prick, it captains the flower like Bligh,
When petals fall like dead hookers from bed,
The thorn helps hide the used bodies from sight.
Flower, come and blossom now, let dew fall
On lips as slick as douséd Slip'n'Slide,
Bloom quick, the thorn commands to see it all,
It yearns to see the space where bees have died.
The dagger on my stem points up t'wards me,
It seeks the fruit of flora perched in reach,
And yet, the captain never troves the sea
The water too far off from this, his beach.
My dual condition keeps me up at night,
Damn, I hate being a hermaphradite.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The sad part is, all these n00bs don't get a single line of it. A tragedy, really.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm taking the emus as a shoutout to me. Because I desperately want to be acknowledged.
Submitted by m0ke34 (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:37:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Inside Uber jokes don't make B@W usually.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how come this isint on B@W yet?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*cough*currentlyatthetopoftheBestEverlist*cough*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Better every time I listen to it.
It's on the iPod now.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow... I've got nothing.
all i can say is encore and bravo!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Let it burn, burn, burn,
That post of fire
That post of fire
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, more heat please!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-28 19:44:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:01:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
He's captainy and thorny
And he flies the friendly skies,
The two things that he likes to spread
Are jam, and womens' thighs.
From the pit of his wide cock
He pilots well his plane,
He sports a pair of captain's wings
And Raybans on his frame.
So if you're looking to get high
And trip the light fantastic,
Climb aboard ol' Thorny's jet:
It's pink and quite elastic.
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BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NEXT RECORDING!!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes sir, may i have another.
<slap>
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
more heat
i can't believe this hasn't made heated.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 07:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 20:28:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just laughed my ass off- again - on the "home system".
I'm guessing that you're currently unemployed, based on the time that went into producing this.
I don't like to nitpik- OK, that's not true - but somewhere in the middle, you lost tempo and screwed up some notes...do you know what/where I'm talking about?
You should have used a metronome.
But all in all, this is Top 10 material- at least compared with everything else posted on this site (minus my posts).
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Haha...no Shlongy, I work a regular full-time job! Yeah, I did not use the click on the recording, but I really rushed this project so it's below my normal standards. I didn't want to put 100 hours into an Uber post. :p
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll wear this Thorny crown all night long.
Auto immortality +2.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-28 20:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEAT
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 20:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just laughed my ass off- again - on the "home system".
I'm guessing that you're currently unemployed, based on the time that went into producing this.
I don't like to nitpik- OK, that's not true - but somewhere in the middle, you lost tempo and screwed up some notes...do you know what/where I'm talking about?
You should have used a metronome.
But all in all, this is Top 10 material- at least compared with everything else posted on this site (minus my posts).
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-28 20:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
thought for sure the cilfone pronounciation would trip you up...but you had it cold...
awesome work.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 19:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And allllll night.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-11-28 19:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Sounded like it was layered on a 4 track, altho I read how you mixed. I mean that as a compliment, I like raw. I listened on laptop, so didn't get the full effects. ++
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-28 19:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:01:14 (#)
Ranking: 2
He's captainy and thorny
And he flies the friendly skies,
The two things that he likes to spread
Are jam, and womens' thighs.
From the pit of his wide cock
He pilots well his plane,
He sports a pair of captain's wings
And Raybans on his frame.
So if you're looking to get high
And trip the light fantastic,
Climb aboard ol' Thorny's jet:
It's pink and quite elastic.
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BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*snort*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's captainy and thorny
And he flies the friendly skies,
The two things that he likes to spread
Are jam, and womens' thighs.
From the pit of his wide cock
He pilots well his plane,
He sports a pair of captain's wings
And Raybans on his frame.
So if you're looking to get high
And trip the light fantastic,
Climb aboard ol' Thorny's jet:
It's pink and quite elastic.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need to give you another +2 for just being so awesome.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Allllll day.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MUST. GIVE. -2.
MUST. FUCK. UP. YOUR. AVERAGE...
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!
I can't, its just too fucking good
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All day.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:09:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea, V-Drums are awesome if they're the touch sensitive series. I played the $5000 set in Nashville at a music store, and I was pretty much blown away by their sensitivity. They're IDEAL for home studios...especially those where noise is an issue. It sounds like you aren't as much of a drummer as a string player, but that's excusable. Of course, I could really tell a whole lot because I had to play the track so low.
I use Cool Edit Pro 2, (now Adobe Audigy), as well. It's a pretty good program. Sometimes buggy...but pretty powerful.
A condenser mic is a good investment. They're useful in a lot of applications besides just vocals. You can hear a fuckin' pin drop in one of them. I am constantly reminded what a shitty singer I am through a condenser mic. Every nuance is picked up, including all my breathing. If you get one, I suggest recording acoustic guitar with both the direct in and the condenser mic on separate tracks. Also, the room you're in has a HUGE effect on the sound of a condenser.
You use, I think, the same Roland recorder Morontian used to use, (and still has). He switched to recording direct to the computer after getting Cool Edit Pro though. It's really an extraneous step to record to the Roland first, if you ask me, but you didn't ask me did you? :P
When you have the ability to record up to 128 tracks with full effects capability with CEP, I don't see the advantage of continuing to use the Roland. Any particular reason you'd do that? Do you have the full version of CEP2, or just the trial?
Plus, where are you from?
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Yeah, they're the touch sensitive kind. My wife loves them even more than I do - I used to have Tama Artstar II kit, which was great but without the right mics recording acoustic drums is hard. You're right, my drumming needs work, but strings and brass are my primary instrumental strengths...like anything, the more you play and practice, the better you get.
I use the Roland mainly because I am a very kinesthetic person - love the knob/fader controls that you just don't get with computer multitracking software. That and my PC is six years old, so a Pentium III 750MHz processor w/ 512MB RAM just doesn't cut it nowadays for serious recording applications. I'm seriously thinking about using some of my annual bonus come March to get a Mac w/ the Tiger OS and some kickass recording hardware and software. *Then* I can ditch the Roland and my cracked version of Cool Edit '97. :)
And I am from central Illinois...currently residing in Washington, just outside of Peoria. Drop me an e-mail at dsvmusic.at.yahoo.com if you wanna do a joint project sometime.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to give this another +2
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:09:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
You use, I think, the same Roland recorder Morontian used to use, (and still has). He switched to recording direct to the computer after getting Cool Edit Pro though. It's really an extraneous step to record to the Roland first, if you ask me, but you didn't ask me did you? :P
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One thing I really miss from working with the Roland: manual faders. I love the feeling of manipulating the sound that way as opposed to trying to predict every nuance I want to execute. I'm sure Thorns would agree. You probably would, too.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yea, V-Drums are awesome if they're the touch sensitive series. I played the $5000 set in Nashville at a music store, and I was pretty much blown away by their sensitivity. They're IDEAL for home studios...especially those where noise is an issue. It sounds like you aren't as much of a drummer as a string player, but that's excusable. Of course, I could really tell a whole lot because I had to play the track so low.
I use Cool Edit Pro 2, (now Adobe Audigy), as well. It's a pretty good program. Sometimes buggy...but pretty powerful.
A condenser mic is a good investment. They're useful in a lot of applications besides just vocals. You can hear a fuckin' pin drop in one of them. I am constantly reminded what a shitty singer I am through a condenser mic. Every nuance is picked up, including all my breathing. If you get one, I suggest recording acoustic guitar with both the direct in and the condenser mic on separate tracks. Also, the room you're in has a HUGE effect on the sound of a condenser.
You use, I think, the same Roland recorder Morontian used to use, (and still has). He switched to recording direct to the computer after getting Cool Edit Pro though. It's really an extraneous step to record to the Roland first, if you ask me, but you didn't ask me did you? :P
When you have the ability to record up to 128 tracks with full effects capability with CEP, I don't see the advantage of continuing to use the Roland. Any particular reason you'd do that? Do you have the full version of CEP2, or just the trial?
Plus, where are you from?
Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:46:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin awesome
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:49:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No writer born in hell
Could break that Shlongy's spell.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:44:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. Like I have money. Ahhh, that's a good one.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:46:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever used ProTools? What's your background in recording? And what kind of mic(s) did you use? Sorry, I'm currently in a sound recording class, and the teacher is... not all that great at explaining things beyond a very limited area.
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LadyPlural - yeah, I used ProTools in my music tech classes back in undergrad college (7 years ago). Since I do all of my mixing and mastering on the Roland VS-1680, I just use a simple program called CoolEdit on the PC to do my importing, normalizing, and fades. As far as mics go, for this project I used one of my Shure SM-58 mics for vocals and electric guitar - great stage mics, and decent for studio work. (I'm saving up for a really nice condenser mic.) Everything else was direct line in.
I will ashamedly admit that I used a piezo pickup for the acoustic. Kill me now, I need that condenser mic badly. To help support the funding for future Ubermusic projects by helping me get that mic, you can contribute by sending donations to me via PayPal at dsvmusic.at.yahoo.com. :)
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass Keyboard work as well.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been playing this all day, and it just keeps getting better.
I love you.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:56:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin awesome
hats off to you, good sir
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're getting these all day. Deal.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeebus.
Best +2 I'll dish out for a while, I reckon'.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh ok I found out.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you ever used ProTools? What's your background in recording? And what kind of mic(s) did you use? Sorry, I'm currently in a sound recording class, and the teacher is... not all that great at explaining things beyond a very limited area. My point is... I don't have a point. I hurt my back the pther day and I"m currently on a decent amound of Valium and Percoset. Does anyone know why you aren't allowed to eat grapefruit while you're on Valium? I don't. I'm going to go loook that up. Right.
*drools*
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold dust
I dont know how the fuck you managed to fit in "Y halo thar, buttsecks"
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There are no words.
Well, a few words.
This was incredible. But now that you've shown what you can do, you need to go back and find out who wrote the lyrics for the Uber rap. I think it was either based off of "Boys in the hood" or some other N.W.A. song . . . but honestly can't remember. The lyrics were GOLD, but no one ever recorded them. Apollo threatened too, and I am of the opinion that gangsta Uber rap in a LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT MUST HAPPEN.
Therefore, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find this Uber rap, contact Apollo, and make the L.W.A. (Limeys With Attitude) a reality in our lifetime.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*swoons*
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, this is fucking awesome.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So anyway...where was I?
Oh, right: tonguebathing your gooch because of how good this is.
I agree with ETS - the bass work is awesome on this song. My speakers at home are ok, but I gave this another listen to here at work through my headphones, and could definitely pick up on a lot more of what you did with the instrument.
The background vocals are hilarious to me, but only because they add an air of legitimacy to the song. And for something that has a line like "the emus cried and the rabbits dreamed," legitimacy seems like a pipedream.
Loved the cymbal use right before each of the choruses.
Loved that you really stretched out "content-free posts out the aaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss."
Loved the whole damn thing.
Great job, man. I can't say enough about this.
I'm flattered that you did all of this.
My heart's all aflutter and my knees are weak.
My palms are sweaty, and I think I'm seeing stars.
Could this...
Could this be true love?
Wait.
No.
That's just indigestion.
But, you do have my ultimate respect and love. I'd man-date you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you rock. you roll. you rock & roll.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And yes, the first few takes were VERY hard to record with a straight face!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:44:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, my man, you have a lot of time on your hands. All the better for us. Way to start a Monday...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:44:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:25:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I especially loved the bass playing. But the whole thing was just great. Did you play all the instruments? Drum machine?
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Thanks ETS - as you can probably tell, bass is what I play most often. At least nowadays. Yeah - I played all the instruments. Eight frickin' tracks - acoustic guitar, bass, Roland TD-10 V-Drums (in stereo - not a drum machine, a live electronic kit), lead vox, bkup vox, elec guitar, and keys.
I record through my Mackie mixer using external effects units (compressor, midiverb, etc.) as needed into a Roland VS-1680 workstation, do editing, mixdown, and mastering on that bad boy, and then digitally dump to my computer for the final steps (normalization, archiving, and ripping).
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dang it, I can't listen to it at work. Awesome lyrics, though. That is one long-ass song.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent on so many levels...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This song improves with age...like a fine wine, a good scotch, and my penis.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm speechless.
Wait....no I'm not.
I especially loved the bass playing. But the whole thing was just great. Did you play all the instruments? Drum machine?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:13:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now play "Freebird"!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's 7 and a half minutes I don't mind losing.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2006 Grammy award winning song!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:44:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I second Dr. Evil's "I don't know how you recorded this with a straight face" comment.
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KISS MY ASS O-MAN!11!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the 'Y halo thar, buttsecks' croon...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNEW I shouldn't have checked this site out before heading to work. Now this is going to be stuck in my head all morning.
I second Dr. Evil's "I don't know how you recorded this with a straight face" comment.
This was fucking fantastic.
Fan-tastic.
You'll be receiving more praise and commentary once I get to work, as I do need to head out the door now. Stupid work. Stupid end of the four day weekend.
In the meantime, I need to figure out how I can justify naming my first son Captain Thorns.
That, or how to justify offering you impregnation rights so that I ultimately raise your child.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad at all.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha beautiful!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Toward the end of the rainy season, generally in July, the leaves of Brazil nut trees begin to fall.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know how you recorded that with a straight face.
Priceless!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-28 08:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Solid