It's Time For T.M.I = PROFESSIONAL_PEON (3712 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-11-28 09:39:26 EST
My next interview was supposed to be with ess-arr but he's apparently gone missing so hopefully I can interrogate him next.
Previous Interviews:
Xcuses: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79333
Pentameter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381
ETS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79547
Loren: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79649
Captain Thorns: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79717
FilthyAssistant: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79846
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:07:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:16:41 (#)
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everytime I see this on the heated list it gets my hopes up that PFF got interviewed.
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SCREW YOU I'M PRETTIER!
*sobs emo tears*
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:16:41 EST (#)
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everytime I see this on the heated list it gets my hopes up that PFF got interviewed.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:17:12 EST (#)
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After all the shitty posts....
funny posts.....
and titty posts....
I HAVE YET to get a review by bart.
This blows my mind..... and makes me a little sad
*emo tears*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:01:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:49:18 EST (#)
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Hell yeah TL! I take it you are still planning on attending... wherever/whenever (or has a time/place been selected already?)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:37:09 EST (#)
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Peon...still planning on going to the mountains?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:22:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-28 22:36:36 (#)
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JugsyNeedsABeer
ahahahahahahahahaha
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@yahoo.com
Try it.... I DARE YOU!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:46:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:36:21 (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:44:14 (#)
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hadley, you're such an ass.
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WTF?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:36:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:44:14 (#)
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hadley, you're such an ass.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-28 22:36:36 EST (#)
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JugsyNeedsABeer
ahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-28 19:12:22 EST (#)
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The threesome thing came out of nowhere. This was a bitchin' interview. Good question selection, good answers. Schwing!
Party on Wayne.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:57:11 EST (#)
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Nicely done.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:44:14 EST (#)
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hadley, you're such an ass.
How dare you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:39:47 EST (#)
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tiger light shining bright
do me
do meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:29:42 EST (#)
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There are some awesome women on UBER and Miss Peon is definately one of them.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:22:25 EST (#)
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good answers
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:19:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:48:05 (#)
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Aw that's sweet
*blushes*
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Blushes? Professional Peon? Well I'll be ...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:19:12 EST (#)
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Really?
Was it that dream where you see me standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women, you included, screaming and throwing little pickles at me?
No???
Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:48:05 EST (#)
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Aw that's sweet
*blushes*
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:35:19 EST (#)
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Why is that?.... The 'frightening' part, not the 'buying the first round' part.
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Oh, well, um...see...
<Oh shit, oh shit..she called me out. Quickly, think of something before she throws me through a stained glass window or punchs me in the nuts>
I'm always intimidated by pretty girls.
<Oh,Bravo - real smooth dumb ass. Run away now, RUN AWAY>
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:15:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:05:14 (#)
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Peon, you frighten me just a bit (which I think you like). If you're ever out my way I'll buy the first round.
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Why is that?.... The 'frightening' part, not the 'buying the first round' part.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:05:14 EST (#)
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Peon, you frighten me just a bit (which I think you like). If you're ever out my way I'll buy the first round.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:51:26 EST (#)
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woo Peon!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:46:28 EST (#)
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Thanks Hadley. I'll do that.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:45:46 EST (#)
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And I didn't mean to 0 that. Sorry.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:45:28 EST (#)
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I'm sure you will find some way to make this out as an insult, but here's a tip to reduce the graininess (and consequently, make it a little easier to read on shitty monitors like the one I have at work): Create your background "template" and save it as a bmp or psd if you use photoshop. Add the text over top and always do a Save As so you don't overwrite the bare template. And only save it once, so the image quality stays high.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:43:58 EST (#)
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Shlongy, you're not going to believe me, but i had a dream about you last night. No shit.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:37:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:11:24 (#)
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http://www.rideaccidents.com/
check out the fatalities link, it's good reading...
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LOOK! I FOUND IT!
Monday, August 14, 1995 - At Morey's Piers amusement park in Wildwood, New Jersey, a 36-year-old maintenance worker was killed after being struck in the head by the foot of a passenger riding the Great Nor'Easter suspended looping roller coaster. The passenger was also injured.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:35:06 EST (#)
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Shlongy will be interviewed - only our interview will be a "face-to-face" live interview, kinda like what "60 Minutes" does - so we can also mess around a bit...and it'll probably take place right about the time the Uber masses lose complete interest in these interviews.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:30:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:46:04 (#)
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How many people have requested to be featured in one of these?
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Girls and guys combined, over 100.
However some are only interested in smelling me thanks to Methods
Uber Womanz post. I guess I smell nice thanks to Vicky's Secret.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:11:24 EST (#)
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http://www.rideaccidents.com/
check out the fatalities link, it's good reading...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:46:04 EST (#)
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I like these more as they progress. Has Shlongy emailed you to do this? I seriously need to read an interview post about his love of dick jokes, golf and tits. How many people have requested to be featured in one of these?
Now to trot out what I know is an original idea:
Do me! Do me! And interview me too. Nobody else has said that, right?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:29:42 EST (#)
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These are getting better
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:29:26 EST (#)
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Another good interview.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:05:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:24:52 EST (#)
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Good interview. This series has been really interesting thus far.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:18:40 EST (#)
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I rode Journey to Atlantis at Sea World four times in a row this weekend.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:18:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:01:26 (#)
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I caught a preview for Final Destination 3 the other day (why are they making more of those movies?). It seems that there's a sequence wherein a rollercoaster car comes loose from its tracks and sends its passengers hurtling off into the evening air. AND TO THEIR DOOM.
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See story below... the coaster next to the one I mentioned actually had a car do that. Sent the car flying into the fun house.
Then a few years later a worker got decapitated when he went to retrieve a lost shoe from under the coasters path. The rider in the front couldn't lift his feet from the force of gravity and broke his foot when it connected to the guys neck and popped his head off like a zit.
His family got lifetime passes to their parks. Talk about compensation.
And yes they are still open and I still go there.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:07:19 EST (#)
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this was the best yet. peon is a sarcastic smart ass... i dig that about a chick.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:01:26 EST (#)
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I caught a preview for Final Destination 3 the other day (why are they making more of those movies?). It seems that there's a sequence wherein a rollercoaster car comes loose from its tracks and sends its passengers hurtling off into the evening air. AND TO THEIR DOOM.
Dooms?
Doom?
Meeces?
Moose?
Whatever.
I imagine they intentionally waited until theme park season was finished before releasing this movie.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:50:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:28:55 (#)
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I'm going to have nightmares about the rollercoaster story
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Haha, yeah it was definately scarier then the first time I got on a broke ass rollercoaster. When I was ten I was on a loop-de-loop rollercoaster that pulled the car backwards into the air - straight up and released the car to give it the momentum it needed to get through the loops and the thing got locked when they dropped us.
45 minutes of staring at the ground from like 100+ feet up. The blood rushes to your face real quick.
I was in the last seat, the highest up.... then I announced I needed to vomit.
Everyone below me prepared for the worst.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:45:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:05:49 (#)
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nice,, ooo oo I'm next!
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Dude, check your mail.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:43:12 EST (#)
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Yay!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:28:55 EST (#)
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I'm going to have nightmares about the rollercoaster story
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:05:49 EST (#)
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nice,, ooo oo I'm next!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-28 12:05:49 EST (#)
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nice,, ooo oo I'm next!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:42:10 EST (#)
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Ah, playground sex.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:36:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:19:47 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:50:25 (#)
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I don't want to disappoint you. It doesn't photograph well. It hides.
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By 'hides' you mean you tuck it into your sock right?
Ummmm.....yeah. That's it.
The sock I stuff into my underwear.
But with a little loving care, and a tender touch, it grows into a raving monster.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:33:44 EST (#)
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I'm judgemental. For instance, I happen to think that single girls with cats are often emotional wrecks. :-)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:27:57 EST (#)
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I had to re-read the question that contained the answer "sucked when I pulled them off" in case Id missed something REALLy dirty, uh huh huh huh
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:22:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GoodGirl (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:22:34 EST (#)
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is there a long waiting list to do these things?
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:21:31 EST (#)
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These interviews are dumb.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:19:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:50:25 (#)
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I don't want to disappoint you. It doesn't photograph well. It hides.
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By 'hides' you mean you tuck it into your sock right?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:14:04 EST (#)
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I almost had a heart attack once while on an oldschool wooden rollercoaster. I knew then why they posted a sign before you got on that said "Do NOT ride if you have a heart condition."
Problem was, they didn't have a medical examiner there to see if I had one, so I opted for the dice roll. I think that's a metaphor for something, but I can't put my finger on the pulse of it.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 11:02:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:52:32 (#)
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I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YAAAAAAAAARGH!
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Am I missing something?
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:54:20 EST (#)
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This one was one of the best so far. The threesome, the itchy nipples.
Yep, 's good stuff.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:52:32 EST (#)
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I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! YAAAAAAAAARGH!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:50:25 EST (#)
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I don't want to disappoint you. It doesn't photograph well. It hides.
You really need to grasp the real thing in person to get the maximum effect.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:37:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:26:41 (#)
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I sure wish Peon would send me some more pictures to beat off to.
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I told you... you show me yours and I'll show you mine.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:35:47 EST (#)
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When is it my turn??
You should at least do the interview now Katie, I don't know when I will be around for a while. You know, moving and all.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:34:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:56:19 (#)
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Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:54:00 (#)
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I HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME SO ALL THE BOYS SHOULD +2 MY POSTS
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Wow. That's awesome. I wish I could say the same. I'll spread the good
word for you. Maybe you'll get some hits.
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"AT LEAST I GET HITS FROM MY WHOREING"
well theres somethin to chew on, maybe ill play dress up and put makeup on and take pictures of it for ubergeeks too. i mean, i REALLY need hits.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:26:41 EST (#)
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I sure wish Peon would send me some more pictures to beat off to.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:22:05 EST (#)
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This was one of my favorites.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:19:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:03:52 (#)
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Why yes.... yes it is Xcuses.
Oh and Thorns, he will be 17 in May.
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WTF? 17? Is it a zombie cat or something?
Possibly the best one so far.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:19:42 EST (#)
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again, entertaining and bound for the top of MVM.
i swear to holy fuck i'd better be next.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:18:05 EST (#)
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Auto +2 for this babe having the brilliance to "throw Shlongy into the mix".
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:10:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:05:38 (#)
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man, ANOTHER c-list uber celebrity.
jeez.
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Yeah, speaking of C-listers, when are you going to interview me you dirty succubus?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:05:38 EST (#)
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man, ANOTHER c-list uber celebrity.
jeez.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:03:52 EST (#)
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Why yes.... yes it is Xcuses.
Oh and Thorns, he will be 17 in May.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:02:42 EST (#)
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so is that a camwhore of your pussy?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:01:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:57:01 (#)
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HAHAHAHAA
Oh jesus, she makes my interview look positively sedate.
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You think this is bad, you should see me in real life.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:57:35 EST (#)
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Good series. A grand idea, Ma'am.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:57:01 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAA
Oh jesus, she makes my interview look positively sedate.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:56:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:54:00 (#)
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I HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME SO ALL THE BOYS SHOULD +2 MY POSTS
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Yes that's it exactly... sex AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL the time.
That's why I need a new dildo.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:56:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:54:00 (#)
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I HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME SO ALL THE BOYS SHOULD +2 MY POSTS
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Wow. That's awesome. I wish I could say the same. I'll spread the good
word for you. Maybe you'll get some hits.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:54:00 EST (#)
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I HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME SO ALL THE BOYS SHOULD +2 MY POSTS
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:52:57 EST (#)
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HEY! PEON!
Give me back my cat, you cat-napper!
I swear to God, your cat looks EXACTLY like mine. Except my Mo is only 5 years old, and I gathered from your comments that your pussy is much older.
I mean, pussycat.
Err...I mean...ahem...
*jacks off to photo*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:51:56 EST (#)
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Her answers to "The Perfect Date" are my favorite.
This chick rocks my face off and I look forward to the day I can
get drunk with her.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:51:14 EST (#)
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no.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:49:55 EST (#)
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+2 for the "free rides my ass" or whatever. A good punch in the nuts is the solution to most of life's problems, I always say.
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Eventually, India grew their own cashew tree and the Kerala State (India) Cashew Association is now the largest exporter of cashews in the world.
Forteleza, Brazil, ships the second largest quantity of cashews and the two areas represent over 80 percent of the world supply which is around 4 million cases (50 pounds per case). Africa is a distant third. The India crop harvests in May and the Brazilian crop harvests in October.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:48:50 EST (#)
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BLAAAAAarrrghlhlwhvgbobvklhbfvlzbvbl.v ;/jkf d;v nfjk;zhfdr;jkavn.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:47:16 EST (#)
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HANDS OFF PHUZZY, WHORE. HE'S MINE.
Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking to. We can of course share him.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-11-28 09:44:02 EST (#)
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That vibrating dildo comment was priceless