Ejryuu's Views on Cute Versus Hot (1920 hits)
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Submitted by <ejryuu.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-28 12:58:37 EST
So I'm talking to this girl last week and I'm not even paying $4.99 a minute. Serious! I'd seen a few of her pictures and thought she was good-looking. Then apparently I dropped the C-bomb. I called her cute. Most women that I know would be content with this comment. Being cute means that I think you're reasonable to look at, and, if given the right circumstances, I'd be more than happy to disappoint you in the bedroom.
Not this girl.
"I'm just cute? Not beautiful or anything like that?"
Pffft, well not anymore and you're sliding down the cute scale into the confines of mediocrity, I think to myself.
I then proceed to take the time to explain to this buxom whining female the differences between 'beautiful' and 'cute' in my mind.
A beautiful woman is unattainable. She looks fantastic, but also has an attitude to boot. The beautiful woman will whine and nag at you to take her out. She'll spend hours in the bathroom, powdering and glossing and smearing chemicals all over her face that are meant only to make rabbits and other innocent animals look funny. If you're "fortunate" enough to bed her, you won't recognize her in the morning. A beautiful woman is one who keeps you away from the guys. You cannot stay out late for fear that she'll tear you apart when you get home. She'll insist on being independent but expects you to take care of all the bills. This girl is perfection by her own definition and therefore no one can tell her different. It is believed that gazing into the eyes of a beautiful woman can make you go blind. Look, man, your soul? She'll totally chew on it and floss with your spirit (ten +2's for the first that can name the reference). You know that your time with the beautiful woman won't last because she's always looking for an upgrade to you. And when she finds it, she'll make your life a living hell for a few more weeks, squeeze your last drop of ego and then leave you. When you argue with a beautiful woman, you're not going to win no matter how valid your point is. Being with a beautiful girl feels like riding coattails, like you're somehow there as an accessory. There is nothing you can do to change her because she's beautiful and you're you.
A cute woman is within your grasp. Just like you, she's not without her flaws. She's the girl that every once in awhile will put on a hint of makeup and blow you out of the water. Waking up next to her brings a smile to your face. She understands that there's a give-and-take aspect in any relationship. When you take the cute one out, she'll thank you for paying because she knows you don't have to. You don't feel obligated to do anything other than what your heart tells you. She'll let you know that if you're going to be out late drinking to give her a call if you need a ride. She can talk to your friends because in a way, they're her friends too. The cute girl loves a quickie. Afterwards, if you feel like jumping out of bed to play Madden or watch the last of the game, she might join you, cuddling up next to you. This woman is faithful until given a reason not to be. And if she happens to fuck up (because she's human), she'll apologize and accept the consequences of her actions. Although still a member of the fairer sex when it comes to arguing, there's a glimmer of hope that if your logic is flawless and she's having an off day, you might get a point on the board for "Team Man." A cute girl can look gorgeous in sweatpants and a tanktop. Being with a cute girl makes both you and your lady better. Equal catalysts to each other, making each other's bright sides explode with a newfound radiance. There is nothing you'd want to change about her because she's cute and you're you.
Here's a picture of my favorite cute girl:
User Reviews
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-25 15:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i feel bad for whatever you've experienced that brought you to this conclusion.
you just need to raise your standards and refine your dictionary.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-25 14:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your definition of beutiful reminds me of the girl whom I spent 5 years of my life with. she was, by my definition, semi cute and never ever gloriously beautiful. She went to glamor shots, man, I had to talk through my teeth and hide my eyes just to leak out the words "uh huh you look nice" I lied horribly and she knew. Hell broke loose and the four horsemen of the appocolypse lurched out of her pores and the key to the pussy lock was thrown in the labirynth not to be found for weeks and weeks and weeks.
I tracked that damned key for months in the labirynth. Turns out there was a viscious dragon gaurding the pussy key. Which happened to be in the middle of the labrirynth not directly on the other side of it as I origianlly planned. Well this dragon was a mother fucker. He spit acid, fire, and molten vaginal discharges. After a round or two of the fight I noticed the dragon had a vagina it's self. Now being that I had been on a trek for a lost pussy key I was without a doubt horny as a horned biscuit.
I fucked that dragon into submission after a 4 hour fuck-a-thon, reclaimed the pussy key, and came back to reality just to bitch smack that cunt of a woman I used to put my penis in. Then I went back for more dragon snoo snoo.
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Anyhow she was a bitch trapped in a bitches body so I have to warn you that there are semi cute girls out there who actually think they are, by your definition, beautiful.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd disappoint her in the bedroom. And twice on Sundays.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute.
Submitted by pirate_pipi (user info) at 2006-07-25 13:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, having a number of friends I consider beautiful and having been on the recieving end of that comment myself - I disagree. Although I put alot of effort into my appearance, that effort is not for me, it's for the people around me. My beautiful friends treat men who deserve respect with respect.
You're right about the not recognising her in the morning thing though. I've been known to scream when I catch myself in a mirror before showering and make-up.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-07-25 12:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute, pretty, beautiful, hot.
They all mean different things to me. You nailed the cute definition.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:25:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spot on.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Beautiful' and 'hot' are different, at least in my opinion. My girl is hot. Not beautiful/bitch/parasite like you described, but pretty/sweet/sexy. That's the best kind of girl.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dan went for the hips, as do I! I agree completely, cute always wins!
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with Kent_Weirdo, go for the cute ones.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another because this is totally awesome.
Shit, it doesn't affect the post more than once. I'll just have to +2 another one of your posts.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By your logic, beautiful women are always scathing bitches, and cute girls are the best the world. It's a subjective matter, dude. One person finds a pile of mold to be beauty, and another thinks that Marilyn Monroe was an oinker.
But then again, one's views can be compatible with another person's, and in this case, I agree: "Cute" girls are the way to go, forever.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well said - next time, watch what you say to girls, they'll trip you up every time.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
she looks continental. what language does she speak?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
God damn it - i was going to write a post on cute vs beautiful. To my mind, they are on two different axes. bah.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 15:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:15:55 (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
A woman who actually is beautiful would look good in a sweats, and wouldn't need to cake on makeup. I think you're confusing "beautiful women" with "high-maintenance bitches" and "cute girls" with "women to whom my insecure and easily intimidated self can feel superior."
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You're exactly right. But your pencil cannot be found and there's a tampon behind your ear. Teeheehee!
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Oh snap bitch!!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:59:01 EST (#)
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I concur and laugh my farts out at "if given the right circumstances, I'd be more than happy to disappoint you in the bedroom."
I love me some cute.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:15:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:10:55 (#)
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A woman who actually is beautiful would look good in a sweats, and wouldn't need to cake on makeup. I think you're confusing "beautiful women" with "high-maintenance bitches" and "cute girls" with "women to whom my insecure and easily intimidated self can feel superior."
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You're exactly right. But your pencil cannot be found and there's a tampon behind your ear. Teeheehee!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked this and think it is good.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:10:55 EST (#)
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A woman who actually is beautiful would look good in a sweats, and wouldn't need to cake on makeup. I think you're confusing "beautiful women" with "high-maintenance bitches" and "cute girls" with "women to whom my insecure and easily intimidated self can feel superior."
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-28 14:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:40:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like her fingers though.
I'm a hand/foot snob. I have no idea why, but a chick could be hot as balls, and have hands like she juggles rocks for a living, and I wouldn't give her the chance to have me dissappoint her.
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I'm with Dan on the hand thing.
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:54:23 EST (#)
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i dont agree but thats besides the point. the girl in the pic, her smile says she is a self- conscious anxious mess. give her my phone number.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't like her fingers though.
I'm a hand/foot snob. I have no idea why, but a chick could be hot as balls, and have hands like she juggles rocks for a living, and I wouldn't give her the chance to have me dissappoint her.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:38:27 EST (#)
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Dead-on balls accurate. Well spoken, sir.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:34:22 EST (#)
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"If given the right circumstances, I'd be more than happy to disappoint you in the bedroom."
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:29:42 EST (#)
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She's got a really nice body shape. There's an element of, I dunno, sincerity about that pic which has a strange kind of allure.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:29:12 EST (#)
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Wow. Thanks.
+2 for Team Man
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:28:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:25:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
The cute girl is the one you fuck after getting shot down by the beautiful one.
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Not quite. I leave the beautiful ones alone for the reasons stated above. They're never worth the time or effort. Give me cute any day over beautiful.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yup....that is a "cute" chick.
oh...and the "floss with your spirit" line is from sealab 2021 (thank you, adult swim).
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:25:24 EST (#)
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The cute girl is the one you fuck after getting shot down by the beautiful one.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:25:19 EST (#)
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And another.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:25:07 EST (#)
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Totally needed to be said. Thank you.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:19:58 EST (#)
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A good post. I think lots of guys have had to explain to girls the difference between "cute" and other adjectives. This sums up a lot of stuff.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
First quote I can only totally agree to:
And if she happens to fuck up (because she's human), she'll apologize and accept the consequences of her actions.
And the second: (And that is a cute girl's imperative quality)
There is nothing you'd want to change about her because she's cute and you're you.
And yes she is sweet!
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:10:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
beautiful. cute.
nothing in between?
beautiful: somebody like angelina jolie; hence, brad pitt, the eqivalent of man "beautiful"
cute: your favorite cute girl - and you i suppose.
BTW, your cute girl is sexy, too!
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She's got nice hips.
Good post also
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck that.
Why is she wearing shoes, and out of the kitchen?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:03:18 EST (#)
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I suppose so. I'm too old to care.
In a way, even though I'm broke, single, old and miserable, I'm glad I'm past this kind of shit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lovely
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:00:19 EST (#)
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Awww.