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Photoshop Competition #3: Dance, Magic, Dance (1098 hits)

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Rating: 1.76 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2005-11-28 16:04:56 EST


http://www.ubersite.com/m/79928


DavidBowiesPackageIsAllOVERThisMovie.jpg (91 kB)

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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-30 17:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

UNSETTLING! THE FIREYS ARE WEIRD!!!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-11 15:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 LABYRINTH!! CAN YOU GET ME A LUDO AS A PET, DADDY??

Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

is that david bowie?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:01:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

O Cousin of Tron,

The closest I've come to that is "A Pirate Looks At Tubgirl." Look it up if you'd like.

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:46:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"isn't it strange that we feel the need to tweak and stretch our nipples even in an arena such as this? and then i hear the distant mewls and bellows of uberschneiders and ubermares moaning in pleasure, "we do not engage in nippleplay like the rest of the normals, we are not corn in Pol Pot's stool, we pinch, flick and indian burn our teats" they say, but then again they just feel the need for a good dose of pain a raw nubbin brings...in the end, we all just subscribe to certain masochistic behavior and sadism...and put the clothespins on some part of us."

+2's for life for this. You could post tubgirl and I'd +2 it.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now do "Predator!"

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:48:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess that's why you ladies tend to say "I need to put my face on" sometimes.
You're thinking about Bowie's unchained package traipsing around Vietnam in spandex pants.


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*snork* Oh god, the pain from that image is... *gouges eyes out*

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This might be the best one in my eyes

Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2005-11-29 00:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It made me laugh....

and yeah. That's about it.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:48:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess that's why you ladies tend to say "I need to put my face on" sometimes.
You're thinking about Bowie's unchained package traipsing around Vietnam in spandex pants.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate to say it, but this rocked my face off.



Literally.

Submitted by damage.com (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Nascar ballerina!
A guy called Michael Moschen juggles crystal balls a la Labyrinth; go here http://www.michaelmoschen.com/press.html
and check out the movie "Light". It's mindblowing.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-28 21:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-28 21:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy crap

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 19:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe Torre looks like Hoggle.
Pass it on.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-28 19:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bog of eternal stench! is not where this belongs.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 19:01:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This exercise got me thinking about just how creepy it'd be to have Willem Defoe and David Bowie in a movie together.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Suicide should be mandatory at age 50.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-28 18:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Does anyone know the part in this movie when David Bowie takes the metallic balls and tosses them back and forth over his fingers? I have a friend that can do that seamlessly with either hand. It's fuckin' mesmerizing. I can sorta do it, but not like him.

I have no fucking clue why I just told you that. :|

I'm leaving here now.

To hide my head in shame.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Have another to help strengthen your "indifference".

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-28 17:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done! Also, auto +2 Labyrinth.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

labyrinth.


fuck yes.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:19:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ooooooooooooooooooooooh

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bwahahaha david bowie in spandex cracks me the fuck up

I have this on DVD

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+1 Labarynth
+1 very well done

Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:10:17 (#)
Ranking: 2

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.

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Sweet Jesus, never do that again.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I should have turned this into Platoon vs. Labyrinth.
Maybe some other time.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:07:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Stick to poetry.
---
Ah, now there's the Shlongy that I've grown to be indifferent towards.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One of my favorite movies ever.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo.
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.


Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:07:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Stick to poetry.

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This bought back memories of all those years Shlongy spent whacking off over David Bowie.

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:09:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 labyrinth

Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Stick to poetry.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

David Bowie used to be so fucking cool.

It sucks to get old.

Suicide should be mandatory at age 50.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bowie auto+2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I approve of this post.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-28 16:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

One of my favourite childhood movies.


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Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't
work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

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