My friend just asked me what goatse is. (1043 hits)
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Submitted by nahnoneofit (View user info) at 2005-11-29 01:20:09 EST
I did a quick search on google and found this gem:
http://www.the-elite.net/ClarkPage/Phases/
The internet rules.
On a completley unrelated note, Ive been sober for the past three weeks now, proceeding a steady increase in ridiculous and copious amounts of drugs since well, a long time. I never really entertained the idea of abstaining until I had a massive amount of hallucinogens in a few days time and didnt really know what was real and what wasnt for the next two weeks. Not so much not knowing of my immiediate mundane surroundings, so much as everything anyone said to me I turned into some grand metaphoric analogy, like they were trying to hint to me that they understood the "struggle" in my head. I thought everyone, EVERYONE was sending me submliminal messages through evrything they said to me, and EVERYONE was in on it. Eventually it went away and i came away with the scare I needed to pull my head outta my ass. I guess some people have to learn the hard way.
Well that was longer then I exepcted it to be, anyways since Ive been sober Ive been having vivid dreams, Ive never had dreams I could recall in the morning before.
Last night I fist-fought Jackie from the popular sitcom Roseanne in the canned goods isle at Price Chopper.
Coincidentally, shes a pussy.
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:19:09 EST (#)
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HA!
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:43:11 EST (#)
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goat's
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:35:29 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/78692
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:54:55 EST (#)
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and i just wanna know how the hell you pronounce it. that way when it comes up in every day conversation i don't sound stupid, just fucked up.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:48:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:56:08 EST (#)
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funny
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-29 01:32:57 EST (#)
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+2 because this just happened to me.
The goatse part