New meaning to obnoxious co-worker (1648 hits)
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Submitted by <thisfieldispointless@.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-26 21:14:22 EDT
I am working a shift tonight with a lady who I would guess to be in her mid-50's. This is probably a pretty accurate estimate since I have been so blessed as to have the opportunity to hear her life story for the last 5hrs. Serves me right I suppose for asking her where she worked before this job.
I have determined that she is a particularly odd lady to say the least, but what she just said surprised even me.
As I sit at my desk minding my own business squeezing the last of some hot sauce on my taco. I hear, "Do you know about half born abortions?" I said, "uh no, and I don't want to talk about it while I am eating." 2 minutes later she asked me if I was done eating yet, and I began to nibble on my tacos saying oh not yet, to avoid conversation. She quickly became impatient and went so far as to go out to her vehicle to retrieve a pamphlet on the subject and handed it to me so that she "wouldn't be talking about it." It seems she just wants to "educate me on the topic"; at least that's what she keeps repeating like a pull string doll.
Now don't get me wrong, this is a sweet sweet lady. However, who the fuck wants to talk about that kind of shit? It would be like me walking up to her and saying, I just took the biggest shit of my life, here is a sample I scooped up before it was flushed smell it SMELL IT!
Yah so I just read the pamphlet...
To give a brief overview, it talks and shows diagrams of a baby getting "scissors inserted into the back of the baby's head." The scissors are then opened to where a suction tube can be inserted, and well...use your imagination.
Sorry to have you read that,
But, how the hell am I supposed to talk about that shit? Yah...it's bad..wtf? Old women are fucking wierdos...but on a side note she does make some killer brownies!
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Submitted by worksucks (user info) at 2004-07-14 21:05:30 EDT (#)
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*Update*
She did it again...to two chicks I work with
She's definately suspended
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-08-30 21:12:03 EDT (#)
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Hmph. I worked in retail for awhile and seeing these 'mothers' come in with 13 kids convinced me that abortion, when done properly, is not a bad thing.
I know you don't want to be the one to set it in motion, but people like that need to be fired if they don't take the hint that the workplace isn't the place to lobby, especially when it has to do with dead babies, one way or another.
Submitted by WorkSucks at 2003-08-30 20:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
instead of "a horse jiz"...how about just "horse jiz"
Submitted by WorkSucks at 2003-08-30 20:49:11 EDT (#)
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loki eat shit, thanks for posting and fucking up my +2s you fucking dumb bitch...go choke on a horse giz
Submitted by crashtestandfailed (user info) at 2003-08-19 10:37:32 EDT (#)
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holy shit.
crazy old bitches.
crazy.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-08-19 10:30:57 EDT (#)
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I don't think anyone except for Crash is actually "for" abortions. Dilation and extraction is very rare and from what I understand only used in the case of risks to the health of the woman. The problem with what congress is trying to pull is that they make no exception for the health of the woman so essentially they will stand on the premise that all life is sacred except it would appear that of a woman who's life is in danger from an unviable pregnancy.
http://www.plannedparenthood.org/library/facts/030311_pba_bkgrd.html
It's really hard to figure out what to do about it when someone tries to push their opinions on you like this. On the one hand you don't want to be rude, but you really should have to put up with this crap either.
by the way on the list on the side this comes across as "...obnoxious c" and I was a tad bit afraid of what the rest of the c word was going to be
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-19 10:19:16 EDT (#)
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I was trying to educate a girl I met on why Bush needs to be imprisoned/flogged/impeached etc. (waste of time) and all she had in the way of a retort was "Clinton was all for partial birth abortions." She was from Missour-ah, big surprise.
I don't really know much about the subject and it sounds pretty fucking sick to me, but how many *abortions* did Bush preform over in Iraq recently?
Submitted by worksucks (user info) at 2003-05-27 19:28:44 EDT (#)
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Yah Evil, there were a few more steps and a story to go along with it but that is a pretty accurate diagram. That is disturbing that your friend uses it for a background. It makes it damn near impossible to see what has been written too.
"Dead Baby of The Week" Ha lowso', I can see it now..."collapsed heads" and all! *Yuck*
Loki, not a bad idea, and she has actually already gotten reported for doing this and threatened not to ever mention it again. I would feel horrible to get this lady in trouble, she is too nice, and grandma-like, I would go to hell for sure.
But she is definitely a fucking weirdo who I will never talk to again.
I would tell you guys about all the weirdoes I work with (unfortunately this lady is just the tip of the oddball iceberg) if I were not afraid of someone else whom I work with stumbling across this site.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-05-27 14:42:23 EDT (#)
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Bring her up on religious harassment charges. I threatened to do that here. It won't make you any friends but that's what you have uber for.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-27 14:17:19 EDT (#)
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Abortions kick ass.
I talk about them with people. I tell about how I wish I had a license to perform post-natal abortions on any child at will - without the consent or anything of the parents. Like when I'm driving down the street and I see some stupid 6 year old walking around, I'd just run him over a few times. When the cop comes I'd hand over my license for "post-natal abortionist of any age child" then drive off.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-05-27 10:41:07 EDT (#)
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You should put up an abortion photogallery. How about "Dead Baby of the Week"? That would be great. You would have every right to do it since she brought it up in the work place. Hey, she had pictures of her own.
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-05-27 06:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-05-27 01:21:21 EDT (#)
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hehe, reminds me of the background on one of my friend's livejournals. www.livejournal.com/users/crymsonflayme
its quite interesting. youll notice the response pages are 'hand me a hanger' and such
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-26 22:04:05 EDT (#)
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Killer "Special" Brownies?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-05-26 21:23:32 EDT (#)
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"To give a brief overview, it talks and shows diagrams of a baby getting scissors inserted into the back of the baby's head."
That just made my day.