Laziness is the key to success. Here are the rules of being lazy: (2120 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.46 on 130 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kip Bengston <kbengston18.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-29 02:02:43 EST
1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it.
2. Don't move. Moving is overrated.
3. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake.
4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times.
5. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work.
6. Don't work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything.
7. If you have to move, fuss about it. Make it well known that you're pissed off because you have to move. Sigh a lot. Drag your feet and arch your back at 60 degrees (bad posture helps you to conform to the shapes of couches when you sit down, and it makes you look tired).
8. Sleep as much as you can. Contrary to common sense and popular belief, sleeping is very productive.
9. Don't talk. Talking requires the movement of your jaw.. way too much work.
10. If you have to work, do a half-assed job at it. Example: If you have to rake leaves, push them out into the road or into your neighbor's yard. If you have a riding lawn mower, run over them a few times until the pieces are small enough to hide in between blades of grass.
User Reviews
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-01 03:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
These ratings made me laugh but I still beg the question:
WHY??? Why give him heat? If you don't like him just don't play with him.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:42:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cut/paste?
YAY!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
log-in problems?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
original.
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahahahahahah
NOW TELL THE ONE THAT DOESN'T SUCK
or tell the one you made up yourself.
Now go play hide and go fuck yourself, alter.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-11-30 09:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-30 09:30:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's right though, 'SilvrWolf' is pretty fucking gay.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-11-30 05:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Love is the message.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:41:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder if the person who originally wrote this is ashamed...
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I purposely didn't review this earlier because I didn't want to give it heat. Now that you fuckers have put it on heated, I ask "Why the FUCK can't you just ignore these stupid fucking alters?"
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
alter.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You and this post are so gay that my monitor just ran off with some gay dude and now I can't see to type. I hope I am able to hit the "Rank" button, being as I have no monitor. Because of the gayness of you and this post.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:02:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:22:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
d00d fuck off riverdance why dont you go troll somewhere else
usally im a pretty nice guy but you fags are gettin on my nerves i already made you cry once lord dont push me
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I think my most heated post had more class than this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I never not laughed so much in my life
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:34:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can feel the love in here. Damn guys...
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and maybe one day youl realize that saying all that shit you say is the same as saying "fuck you" i just dont waste time on whiny bitches with no sence of humor (oh sorry HUMOUR)
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Magicfairyelfqueen" is my real first name; "McGee" being my last.
Keep trying, junior. You almost had a decent insult in there somewhere...
...only not.
Thanks for playing. Buh-bye!
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:01:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:51:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
blah blah talk your shit its all the same silvrwolf
nice name btw whats the matter was magicfairyelfqueen taken?
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Now that is comedy.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:51:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blah blah talk your shit its all the same silvrwolf
nice name btw whats the matter was magicfairyelfqueen taken?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:34:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahh, yes. Uber needs another dimwitted, pseudo-badass, plagiarizing "individual" misplacing his rage over being picked last at EVERYTHING throughout his youth. It's so original and has never been done here before!
You're so controversial!
Such rapier wit!
And the threats... oh my, the threats! You have everyone shivering like a dog shitting peach seeds!
You'll conform or fade into obscurity like all who've tried this before you.
Remember: you're unique - just like everyone else.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:55:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:24:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
fagit and thegook fucking each other in the ass
oh yea real fun
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You minus two'd all of my posts. Very grown up.
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So he got someone else aswell.
I call for a ban! You only need one retard around here and that's me.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:24:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
fagit and thegook fucking each other in the ass
oh yea real fun
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You minus two'd all of my posts. Very grown up.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
awesome
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:24:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fagit and thegook fucking each other in the ass
oh yea real fun
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:09:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't even know who you're talking to or what you're talking about.
I didn't know arguing with a down syndrome over the internet could be so entertaining.
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Tell me about it. It's a great release.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what are you really that dumb?
god damn i dont even have to insult you that says it all right there
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:18:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
everybody has to talk like you or there dumb is that it?
??????
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:13:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys are so gay why the fuck do you make fun of the way i talk whats next my skin color? fucken raceists
everybody has to talk like you or there dumb is that it? fuck off
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha
"dood"
"fucken"
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:12:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
none of you fags are something a good wafflestomp couldnt fix how bout it
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
d00d yer a fucken dumbass dont even step
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't even know who you're talking to or what you're talking about.
I didn't know arguing with a down syndrome over the internet could be so entertaining.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
actually, I insulted your dad but I know you are slow so next time I'll s p e l l i t o u t s l o w e r f o r y o u.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:05:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what a fucken doosh you slam me for makin mom comments then slam my mom what the fuck is that shit
go back to your slant eyed school for retards
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:04:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:01:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
how about i kick your scrawny yellow ass up and down the street and then well see whos suckin the cock
fucken zipperhead
This doesn't make sense, you fucking abortion.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're an alter and this is a waste of time, but I'll indulge you a bit.
Now nowhere in reply to your post did I go and insult you personally, yet you, lacking the intelligence to formulate a 'witty' comeback have gone ahead and made a personal attack against me...and my mother.
Well fuck you buddy, fuck you in your syphallis stricken sphincter with a slightly dull bull's horn.
Your formula is tired, your insults are unoriginal, and your mom is probably mad because I just stiffed her a 10 spot on the shitty blowjob your dad just gave me.
So fuck off, if you really want to insult people...be good at it...and use your real account...coward.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how about i kick your scrawny yellow ass up and down the street and then well see whos suckin the cock
fucken zipperhead
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My name is already racialy degrading, moron.
Maybe you should get back to sucking cock, kipster.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
is that supposed to be an insult thegook?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Isn't study hall over?
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:52:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yea well guess what lickassmofo so do you and i bet your mom gives great head with all those missin teef
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this post sucks a big pile of hairy yak balls.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
then why the hell do they let you do it anyway fucken christ fuck them i am the kicker of all ass so i deserve it
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Dear SkipB,
+2's on your own posts don't count.
love, LEILANI
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah right whatever you must be thinking of lordoffags
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:25:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
thats what i thought
next time you can kiss my boot
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But skipB, i love you, i know you love me too. YOu said in that email?? Why are so mean here?
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats what i thought
next time you can kiss my boot
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:16:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
dont get all hurt if your a fag be a fag just dont expect me to not wafflestomp your fag ass into the mud for being one
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Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont get all hurt if your a fag be a fag just dont expect me to not wafflestomp your fag ass into the mud for being one
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:15:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Only an American could base sexual preference on regional spelling.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
true sign of a fag spelling humor like that you must be one of those assblasting urapeeins hahaha
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:02:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
where th fuck do all these fags keep comin from? every time i shit another fag pops out and has some dumb fucking line about my post
its fucking HUMOR GET OVER YOUR DUMB ASS SELF AND FUCK A DEAD COW
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I don't think the word humour really does you justice.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where th fuck do all these fags keep comin from? every time i shit another fag pops out and has some dumb fucking line about my post
its fucking HUMOR GET OVER YOUR DUMB ASS SELF AND FUCK A DEAD COW
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:00:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
ok how about this after im done fucken your sister in the ass, ill do your mom so the bitch can get a taste of cock before i crush her skull with a steel dildo
hows that for a deal
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Dude i don't have a sister. Try again though. I have one brother. So if you want to repost that piece of "rip" replacing sister with brother go ahead.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 09:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok how about this after im done fucken your sister in the ass, ill do your mom so the bitch can get a taste of cock before i crush her skull with a steel dildo
hows that for a deal
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Now who is indulging in the mutual masturbation Fabit?
I hate you.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AGAIN, -2 for the post (this post was like, SOOOO 1993), but +2 for the entertaining retards (sKipB's in the lead).
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:52:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
hey heres an idea fagit FUCK OFF AND DIE
nobody wants to hear your pussy ass bitching
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Oh and the world wants to listen to your childish mumblings does it?
I tell you what. I'm reasonable. I'll strike you a deal. You fuck off (and die) and i won't tell every body that i'd be your dad if the dog hadn't beaten me over the fence.
Deal Cockanus?
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:52:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey heres an idea fagit FUCK OFF AND DIE
nobody wants to hear your pussy ass bitching
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You stupif fucking fucks. The pair of you must have been reading Shlongy reviews (whilst no doubt indulging in mutual maturbation) and thoguht to yourselves:
"I want to be just like Mr Shlongy. Unfortunately due to distance and the limited funds from my pocket money/paper round i cannot actually go and suck his dick for him.
I KNOW - i'll try and be like him on uber and pay hommage. Except i'll do it annoyingly and won't be funny. Then he'll totally love me. And we'll move in together and wank wank wank all day long! Maybe he'll even help my revise for my 11plus?!?!"
Cuntard.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:29:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok I'm getting bored of this. I honestly do not believe you are older than sixteen. Later.
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What the hell , man, if they are coming at you...
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm ridden with anxiety in anticipation of the next comment.
I think I'll go jerk off or something; release some stress.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:10:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
ahs man I like so messt up my 1337 skillz and forgot to use teh fag jks...
hey buttjunky ur like so gay and stuff
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Hahahahaha! priceless!
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah darn I made my master all mad at me and stuff... are you not gonna teach me the skillz (I forgot the z all those times... damn it)? Please teach me the skillz... it's been my dream since I was like born.
Well atleast since I saw this post.
damn it make me your appendix student thingy!
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dont even talk about skillz if you dont got em lordofcock and im sure you dont
flaming is for pussies who cant back up there shit
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ahs man I like so messt up my 1337 skillz and forgot to use teh fag jks...
hey buttjunky ur like so gay and stuff
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hey SkipB you really got to train me in your ways of the web-fu. How does this go? Should I start using even worse grammar... hrmm I culd stirt doin dis n shiat. Is that workin? Now how bouts my 1337 haxor skillz... ok I -2'd you, there I got my skillz nice and sharp now. I'm like mastering this point click select thing.
Come on' I jus wanna be ur appendix
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, I just noticed you have -2ed all of my posts. Classy.
I am an alter though so you can suck it.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 08:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW, this is fucking amazing. It's like two monkeys fucking a football. Christ all mighty I am amused beyond all comprehention! I applaud, I surely do, making a mock flame war seem so real. You should win an emmy or something; an uberemmy that has a statue of goatse on top.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 07:55:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha ur still here damn i must have gotten to you huh told you not to fuck with me but you had to keep talkin
from now on your name will be bitchtits
now go away bitchtits
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 07:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess what? I didn't make any of my posts for the ratings fag, so the fact that you have -2ed every single one of them doesn't really matter. Welcome to -2's for life cocksucker.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 07:05:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just because I know you want the -2.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-29 07:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How sad that you two were taking the piss out of each other. And kept having to explain each others rips. Either you're both exceptionally stupid or both of you have a very backwards understanding of wit.
I'm guessing a nasty cocktail of the two.
Oh and Plagiarism makes the baby jeebus cry.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 06:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he dont know shit thats why he ran off like a bitch
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Watch your back mate, this turd knows internet kung fu. Wataaahh
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
another 2 for the raining champ! MEEEEEEEEEE haha fuck yall naggaz
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats why im the kicker of all ass and your just a peice of shit
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well nice try AGAIN bitch but i still pwned your ass
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah right more like 2 inches of assraping dogdick
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah I know you were, I was implying that you were the raging homo in the bathroom above the sink! Ha ha!
Well it's been fun, but I'm going to leave you now and actually do some work.
If you're ever short of someone to fuck you in the ass again just let me know and I'll pop my 10 inches up there.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
was i talkin to you beerbong? no i was talkin to donkeyraper over there
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:44:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst. Alter. Ever.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man your quick i was talkin about the fucken MIRROR you dumbass JEEZUS
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a computer in the bathroom right above the sink? Must be a laptop huh?
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
youll find one in the bathroom right above the sink fuckbeans
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cool, I'll be sure to look for a raging homo.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, just die. Go somewhere, and don't move. Just sit there and think "I deserve to die."
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just come to tracks in tooele, UT and ill beat your fagetty ass while everybody watches
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Whats your address then gayboy?
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are so gay really you should seek help
here ill help you come to my house and you can talk it out with my louisville slugger
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
things.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:34:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
different
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
two
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:33:59 EST (#)
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are
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:33:47 EST (#)
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owned
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
being
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:33:17 EST (#)
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and
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:33:02 EST (#)
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bored
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Being
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pwnage numero dose
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok I'm getting bored of this. I honestly do not believe you are older than sixteen. Later.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omg cocksnot mcdiddles is making fun of my writing IM GONNA KILL MYSELF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure you will sparky, how about you learn how to write before posting again though?
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever phuckphace didnt i warn you once alreayd not ot fuck with me
i aint gonna talk a bunch of shit about myslef but i know some shit and if you dont you better back the fuck off bitch cause ill tear you anew asshole
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 05:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow you almost had a perfect -2. But I have just ruined your lifes only achievement.
Why don't I want to piss you off? Will your older brother beat me up?
I bet my dad is stronger than yours.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
d00d you are really startin to piss me off and im a guy you dont wanna piss off
you might try thinking before you open that shithole of a face you got
Submitted by Smithens (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good work Skippy
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you know that fucken and fagmo are not really words?
Oh and ask permission next time you try to talk to me. I am better than you, I am, really. Don't take it hard though, there are plenty cocks on this site who will be only to happy to let you suck them off.
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah real funny beatoffjunky how about you go fist yourself you fucken liberal fagmo
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 04:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh wow, how old are you, 12? You seem to be obsessed with anal, why don't you join a gay blog site you fucking autist fag. Fuck you.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think it may actually have to do with Lordofthedance and I, because our names both start with 'lord'. Which is very poor sleuthing skills as lord is one of the most overused monicker used on the internet.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:30:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Where is his other handle?
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Think the fucktard means I'm your alter.
Hmm, ironic.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get banned for passing this shit off as your own
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where is his other handle?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Verbatim.... VERBATIM!!!!
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow look fag boy has another handle good for you
do you fuck your other self in the ass?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Generic
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:26:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow do you suck. Really wow. My 3rd grade teacher handed this out as a joke in class.
back in 1992!
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:22:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
d00d fuck off riverdance why dont you go troll somewhere else
usally im a pretty nice guy but you fags are gettin on my nerves i already made you cry once lord dont push me
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:20:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:09:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:07:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
You stole this from:
http://www.portalastur.com/lallala.jpg
And that one was funnier, because it had hot bikini pics.
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^--he's right
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:19:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeahh oook guy you have fun with that
well whatever next time ill change 2 words and you fucks will be falling all over yourself to suck my dick shit you probably already are
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeh this is an underground gay site where we use USB buttsecks attachments (TM) to fuck each other in the asses. I personally have three USB anuses and one WIRELESS Bluetooth "Buttcock" for the exact purposes of giving and taking anal penetration.
You can see a picture of my personal collection at:
http://home.austin.rr.com/noire/typicalmacintoshuser.jpg
Submitted by sKipB (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck its funny you fags is this like some gay site where you all fuck each other in the ass?
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:07:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
You stole this from:
http://www.portalastur.com/lallala.jpg
And that one was funnier, because it had hot bikini pics.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
^--he's right
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:07:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You stole this from:
http://www.portalastur.com/lallala.jpg
And that one was funnier, because it had hot bikini pics.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IM TELLING MADDOX ON YOUUUU
not really, im not a tattle-tale, i stopped doinbg that when i was young, and you should stop raping other peoples intellectual property you faggot.
yea, thats right, first comment.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-11-29 02:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...what year was that emailed to everyone again ?