This site bites it hard (2517 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.96 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Cool Ubersite User at 1999-12-03 18:53:25 EST
Q: How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree?
A: You hit him in the face with an axe!
Ha ha ha!
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-17 12:16:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-10 07:58:53 EST (#)
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No!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-07 18:04:07 EDT (#)
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OMG
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2007-02-05 17:24:36 EST (#)
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2^3
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-25 04:08:33 EDT (#)
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Best joke ever
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-06-02 21:14:23 EDT (#)
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Check out my hot ass girlfriend. You wish you could get a piece... I don't think so!!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:43:24 EST (#)
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Q: How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree?
A: Get one of the kids to ask him for a handjob.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:40:18 EST (#)
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Hahahahahahahah
No ...I'm not laughing at this stupid post.
One of my co-workers just pierced her retina with a ballpoint pen.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:37:49 EST (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:29:55 EST (#)
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How do you get a Cool Ubersite User to cry?
Unzip your pants and make them deepthroat you <choke choke>.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:27:30 EST (#)
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?!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-28 12:16:51 EST (#)
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That's fuckign awesome.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-16 12:30:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-05-23 02:21:53 EDT (#)
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Not funny. Not even drunk funny.
(Drunk funny: example: Drunk funny is when you're so drunk (or (x)high) that everything is funny, even bad jokes like this, which is way funnier than this non-funny post.)
This drunk leaves a pub, the last one out, and starts pissing by the front door. The owner comes out and says: "Hey, you can't piss here!" The drunk says, "Oh I'm not gonna piss here, I'm gonna piss WAY over there."
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-23 02:02:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-23 01:48:39 EDT (#)
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Mwahahahaha.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-05-23 01:32:49 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-05-23 01:04:16 EDT (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2005-05-23 00:55:46 EDT (#)
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-03 05:54:40 EST (#)
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aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-10-23 23:15:12 EDT (#)
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I thought it was funny.
Rebecca thought it was horrible.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-10-02 13:50:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment, bitch.
Submitted by stevostheking (user info) at 2004-08-14 21:40:59 EDT (#)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2004-07-13 00:22:18 EDT (#)
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bes' joke ever
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-02-16 21:57:28 EST (#)
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SNAP!
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2004-02-16 21:48:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dakingisdead (user info) at 2004-02-16 21:38:45 EST (#)
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Ok
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-02-16 21:31:29 EST (#)
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Cool Ubersite User is, in fact, cool.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-02-16 21:29:55 EST (#)
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This is so awesome, my liver just exploded.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2003-12-05 23:04:22 EST (#)
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Four years old, people. This post is four years old.
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2003-12-05 22:48:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:52:02 EDT (#)
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i have to admit though, i laughed.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:51:06 EDT (#)
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murphy you scare me sometimes. i was just thinking to myself that it would be cool to go to one of these posts and FINALLY read a well written, well put together article about what they dont like about ubersite.
it never happens though.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:39:53 EDT (#)
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493 hits at the point of this reply... all for a stupid JOKE!? I wanted some teen "rant" about how we're all stupid here on Uber.
Come on, man, you've got a bunch of thirsty vampires out for blood! We can't bite a JOKE!
Murphy
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:39:51 EDT (#)
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hahahaaa that's so stupid and evil. I like it.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:33:17 EDT (#)
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it gave me a wry smile.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2003-09-05 11:29:44 EDT (#)
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Hardeeharhar!
Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-06-02 08:43:39 EDT (#)
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I hate clowns, theyre almost as bad as mimes (not as bad though)
Which is why I like the Gary Larson cartoon with
"If a tree falls in a forest, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?
goddamn French wierdos
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-30 06:58:09 EDT (#)
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That's actually kinda funny.
Submitted by LookingGlass (user info) at 2001-12-25 20:57:30 EST (#)
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What?!
Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-08-13 12:59:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-02-19 11:23:09 EST (#)
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bollocks
Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-02-19 11:22:49 EST (#)
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rubbish
Submitted by Random Joe at 2001-02-19 11:21:58 EST (#)
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Crap
Submitted by bart (user info) at 1999-12-06 23:15:52 EST (#)
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