TigerLily Uber Caption Contest...What the fuck girl (5242 hits)
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Submitted by Liquid Paper (View user info) at 2005-11-29 10:35:58 EST
I found this little jem on Miss Lily thanks to xcuses post.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-28 20:19:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-28 10:22:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
That extra hand growing out of your left shoulder must be awkward.
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Hahahahah...ok, now that is funny.
Here is the whole picture. You might need a myspace account though.
http://www.myspace.com/tigerlilly30
Speaking of Jem, she's truly outrageous.
What the fuck?
User Reviews
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:10:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your humor sucks. grow a dick
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Two classic entries:
"Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS?!?!!!1111"
"HAR HAR HAR HAR RABBIT"
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"People say I try to hard. I like too hard."
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i just had to +2 it for the smile and eyebrow raise i get by looking at that.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all of you uber people have myspace accounts and i just checked them all out.
Y HELO THAR...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:29:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:24:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:01:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
ugly old whore
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Tell me about it! I have to look in the mirror everyday.
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yeah, whatever Ms New Hampshire 1997
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Hey, I think I was legal then! Silly old lady....
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:24:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:01:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
ugly old whore
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Tell me about it! I have to look in the mirror everyday.
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yeah, whatever Ms New Hampshire 1997
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:01:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
ugly old whore
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Tell me about it! I have to look in the mirror everyday.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Pull my finger"
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ugly old whore
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:37:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
"I've made out with Jenna Jameson!"
<blows load>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA..... <pats self on back>
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Submitted by outofwit (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:18:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
For what it's worth TL, I like this pic much more than the one in your ?XCUSES? interview...shows alot of your cool ass personality ;-P
Thanks sweets. I'm really just a complete idiot goof ball most of the time. This picture is one of many that I have acting like a jackass. It's fun!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:59:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
take two bottles in to the shower?
no, i just wash and RAPE ESKIMOES.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I've made out with Jenna Jameson!"
<blows load>
Submitted by outofwit (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:18:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For what it's worth TL, I like this pic much more than the one in your ?XCUSES? interview...shows alot of your cool ass personality ;-P
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we wouldn't have to bash the french of caulaincourt stopped reminding everybody he existed. it just kinda leads of from the french canadian intro from there.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
see? i told you to fuck your hair stylist
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:15:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
'COCKMUNCHERS'....ahahahaha..
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-30 09:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are all fucking wrong cockmunchers, mine was the funniest.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-30 09:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-30 05:42:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Enough already Luquid Paper! We need a decision. Bearing in mind that the comic genius of Ozzy is clearly leaps and bounds ahead of the rest.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
"If I have to spread my legs for one more filthy Mexican tonight, my uterus will explode."
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CookieLass was clearly much funnier.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-30 05:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Enough already Luquid Paper! We need a decision. Bearing in mind that the comic genius of Ozzy is clearly leaps and bounds ahead of the rest.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
"If I have to spread my legs for one more filthy Mexican tonight, my uterus will explode."
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 01:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she's ugly.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-11-29 21:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:48:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
"No, you ignorant, French Homo, I will not dress up like a schoolboy and let you fuck me in the ass."
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now thats some funny shit right there. he is a french little faggot.
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The fuck? Enough french-bashing!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey man. What's with the hair?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:25:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Because Shlongy "leads the league" in absorbing personal attacks...that's why.
Not that I mind them. It then gives me a chance to exude my rapier-like wit.
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Pointy but mostly harmless? Why not pick a weapon with a blade, that can do real damage?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:37:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:32:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-15 07:05:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Throughout history, the simpletons have always hated the geniuses.
What a terrific line. I AM a goddamn genius.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:21:30 EST (#)
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Sadly..the best uber has to offer.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Maybe with all these visual distractions... no one will notice my mustache."
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-15 07:05:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Throughout history, the simpletons have always hated the geniuses.
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I understand. I don't mind calling you a fucking cock jockey, if it makes you happy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because Shlongy "leads the league" in absorbing personal attacks...that's why.
Not that I mind them. It then gives me a chance to exude my rapier-like wit.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Fuck me!"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:16:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Despite the frantic pleading from her manager, Cher gave her stylist the day off.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:22:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it wrong that I sit here at work and laugh, ALL day?
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yes, you're enjoying silliness too much. stop it.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:54:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why did you assume that was a personal attack shlongy? I might have been commenting on the current situation regarding the caption contest.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:48:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:39:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:21:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
"No, you ignorant, French Homo, I will not dress up like a schoolboy and let you fuck me in the ass."
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I see you haven't improve your "sense of humor" yet.
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And you haven't "improve" your English.
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This was so predictable it gave me nausea.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"...and as time took its corrosive toll, the term 'glam rock' started to lose much of its meaning."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:21:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
"No, you ignorant, French Homo, I will not dress up like a schoolboy and let you fuck me in the ass."
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I see you haven't improve your "sense of humor" yet.
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And you haven't "improve" your English.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
blimey! what happened!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why did you post a picture of Cher, I don't get it
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:22:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it wrong that I sit here at work and laugh, ALL day?
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
looks slightly drunk, emotionless expression, ass perched out for viewing pleasure, blonde hair, bra out in plain view.....
Yup. It's Paris Hilton.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
"No, you ignorant, French Homo, I will not dress up like a schoolboy and let you fuck me in the ass."
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I see you haven't improve your "sense of humor" yet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of "nobody cares"...
Everything you ever wanted to know about beatjunky
User id: 21496
Registered on or around: 2005-08-25 03:48:18
# Messages posted: 9
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# Hits: 4033
Average rating of all messages: -0.98
Why don't you bend down and tongue my scrot, you fucking douchebag?
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:48:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
"No, you ignorant, French Homo, I will not dress up like a schoolboy and let you fuck me in the ass."
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now thats some funny shit right there. he is a french little faggot.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"No, you ignorant, French Homo, I will not dress up like a schoolboy and let you fuck me in the ass."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:42:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If only I had some balls, then maybe Caulaincourt would love me!"
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like nobody cares Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I said "I WIN"
http://cglass.vinu.edu/mp/mpnow.html
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Another:
OOOOPSlE!!! l JUST WEE WEED!!! DUH!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:30:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"That's right...you need to be this big..."
<-----------------------(googolplex)----------------------->
"...to ride this ride."
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:24:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
tiger, i meant the imginary captions were fantasy...i'd die if i thought this wasn't the real you
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Oh, I assure you, that is me alright.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:21:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have I won the caption contest yet?
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Dude, if anyone wins its me...see below.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:34:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's one:
Every time I write a review and I click the "Rank" button, I see this picture.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tiger, i meant the imginary captions were fantasy...i'd die if i thought this wasn't the real you
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"My dog's name is Queef Mcpussybelch"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice catch, fellas, on the Missing Persons deal.
If Shlongy doesn't win the contest with THAT caption, they should launch an investigation.
I'll break out with some +2's when I feel like it. I mean, later.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:56:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
i say keep this post based in fantasy.
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Fantasy? What the hell are you talking about. That is my real hair do. Shessh.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:27:29 (#)
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Dude you totally ripped off Liquid. I realize it's his caption contest but he already mentioned the whole Jem truly outrageous bit. That makes your caption not so original.
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Dude I thought we were buddies, buddies don't vote against each other, buddies love.
And I was talking about the second comment on this post but kudos for assuming.
I love you.
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I'm sorry dude. I loved that caption. I simply forgot about it. You're clearly the winner.
Or at least tied with Orgasmatron (his first of course).
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:56:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:52:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know my friend Joey took the picture at around 5:30 AM one morning. I just have no idea what
I was doing.
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i say keep this post based in fantasy...knowing the truth behind the picture could be as catastrophic as when ray don chong's hubby told her about the gargoyle
"YOU PROMISSED YOU WOULDN'T TELL!"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:48:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:21:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have I won the caption contest yet?
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Dude, if anyone wins its me...see below.
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Dude you totally ripped off Liquid. I realize it's his caption contest but he already mentioned the whole Jem truly outrageous bit. That makes your caption not so original.
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Dude I thought we were buddies, buddies don't vote against each other, buddies love.
And I was talking about the second comment on this post but kudos for assuming.
I love you.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a fuck up!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know my friend Joey took the picture at around 5:30 AM one morning. I just have no idea what
I was doing.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haedline: WOMAN RAPED BY UBER (picture to follow)
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"Do I look as fucked up as I feel?"
"No really touch me... right... here"
"Pretty fucked up huh?"
Isnt that supposed to be on the inside?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:49:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok...last one.
t: "Listen...Shhhh...
stranger: "...i just went to..."
t: "..shhhhh...quiet!"
stranger: "what?"
t: "God damn it! Shut up or you'll wake up my leprechaun!"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:45:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I CAN DRESS MYSELF!
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Now see if I could here that one with a little added retard accent it would be the WINNAR!
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:21:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have I won the caption contest yet?
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Dude, if anyone wins its me...see below.
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Dude you totally ripped off Liquid. I realize it's his caption contest but he already mentioned the whole Jem truly outrageous bit. That makes your caption not so original.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - My lips are moving and the sound's coming out...the words are audible but I have my doubts
Missing Persons - Words circa (and this part is a guess) 83 -84?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:45:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I CAN DRESS MYSELF!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you hit your head when you fell off the rocker?
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:34:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
"What are the words for...when no one listens anymore (What are words for)....when no one listens anymore...when no one listens, there's no use talking at all......
Do you HEAR ME? Do you care....Do you HEAR ME????Do you care..."
Here's your winner. Gimme my prize. (Additional 5 +2's to whomever gets this obscure reference)
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Missing Persons
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i did the same thing on hidden's farewell post...some things are just truly inspiring.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"stop right there, cowboy. just because i let you see my sunday doesn't mean you can go after my chocolate sauce."
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pen what are you on?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:38:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"fucking hairstylist. you fall asleep on the counter and the bastard is too lazy to flip you over."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"you got a lot of balls to come around here without a bottle of smirnoff"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:34:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You don't believe me, Dr. Jones? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer."
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"What are the words for...when no one listens anymore (What are words for)....when no one listens anymore...when no one listens, there's no use talking at all......
Do you HEAR ME? Do you care....Do you HEAR ME????Do you care..."
Here's your winner. Gimme my prize. (Additional 5 +2's to whomever gets this obscure reference)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I need to change mine to "Eric Roberts preens before his debut as a Las Vegas showgirl."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"like my necklace? it's made from bits of bone out of a sperm whale's dick"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"fuck you, assmonkey. see if you can get dressed in the trunk of an 82' caddy"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"don't knock keno, it paid for my mellons"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i saw you getting the condoms out of the machine over there and i knew you were my kind of guy"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:26:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"got any blow?"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
" i got a beautiful bod, beautiful hair, and a beautiful cooter; give me a c-note and give you a package deal"
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Do you like my outfit'...
'How about my breasts'
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:21:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have I won the caption contest yet?
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Dude, if anyone wins its me...see below.
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:26:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Grandma drank all the Listerine again!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahaha...so true Hadley.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:22:00 EST (#)
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Something about the drunk look in your eyes and kind of speaking out the side of your mouth made me think pirate.
AAARRRRRR!!!!!!
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:21:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have I won the caption contest yet?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
by that pose are we supposed to kiss your ass?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lets all just kiss and make up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i kinda think she has a look like, "hey baby" said butthead style.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
:-P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Of course, you care.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:48:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
And a final -2 for that.
do it on someone elses post. """
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Hahahaha like i fucking care about ratings you whiny little pussy. i hear you're in canada. im
in upstate vermont. meet me for a beer.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:48:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And a final -2 for that.
do it on someone elses post. """
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't get it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Liquid, I'm being a spoon.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:40:52 EST (#)
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Yes. Please refer to the following the next time I fail to kiss your Internet ego http://www.ubersite.com/m/78841#1693510
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:34:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're so right. Thank you for psychoanalyzing me. I feel so much better now. Where should I send the bill? """
I wasn't psychoanalyzing you. You just need to fucking calm down. Everytime some nobody like me fails to kiss your ass you got nuts with your "quit talking trash about me" or "you say nasty and evil things" when we're just being slightly critical.
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Did you even read the comment? I said "YOU'RE RIGHT". Are we through now?
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:32:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry Liquid, they're just playing. Also it's poor form to minus 2 a post because of someone's comment that you don't agree with.
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yeah, i know man. i -2 every comment that i make on my post. didnt have anything to do with him.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:32:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry Liquid, they're just playing. Also it's poor form to minus 2 a post because of someone's comment that you don't agree with
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NNNUUUUURRRR!
BERTY SPAKKA SPAKKA SPAKKA! EAT NAMETAG YUM YUM NUUUUURRRR LIVE ONE SECOND IN TEN NUUUUUUUR!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're so right. Thank you for psychoanalyzing me. I feel so much better now. Where should I send the bill? """
I wasn't psychoanalyzing you. You just need to fucking calm down. Everytime some nobody like me fails to kiss your ass you got nuts with your "quit talking trash about me" or "you say nasty and evil things" when we're just being slightly critical.
You can always send me money though.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's one:
Every time I write a review and I click the "Rank" button, I see this picture.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:23:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm actually sitting here trying to figure out what you were REALLY saying. Something tells me it would be a more interesting caption than anything we can come up with.
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Ok, honestly Hadley, I really have no idea what I was saying. I might have
been trying to sing.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry Liquid, they're just playing. Also it's poor form to minus 2 a post because of someone's comment that you don't agree with.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:20:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
The insecurity lies with you my dear.
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dude did you take a look at the picture above? does that look like an insecure
girl? she's making fun of herself. and to post it on myspace.
i've read some comments that you've made on other people's posts and
although i haven't been around all that long it's obvious that you're most happy
when you're arguing with people. do it on someone elses post.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:24:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:20:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
It takes a real big man to sit behind the anonymity of computer to talk trash and say nasty things about woman"""
Good God, you must get along well with Urbane with all that victimizing. I didn't talk trash or say nasty things I just said one word: "plastic". And you went into conniption saying I wanted you to be miserable and shit.
The insecurity lies with you my dear.
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You're so right. Thank you for psychoanalyzing me. I feel so much better now. Where should I send the bill?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm actually sitting here trying to figure out what you were REALLY saying. Something tells me it would be a more interesting caption than anything we can come up with.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It takes a real big man to sit behind the anonymity of computer to talk trash and say nasty things about woman"""
Good God, you must get along well with Urbane with all that victimizing. I didn't talk trash or say nasty things I just said one word: "plastic". And you went into conniption saying I wanted you to be miserable and shit.
The insecurity lies with you my dear.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Shlongy has a thing for purple hair...I just do what I'm told."
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:36:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah? I made a slightly critical comment of her looks and apparently, that is blasphemy because she's like perfect and shit. So I suppose she prefers that I adress her like most Uber men do "HEY BITCH, I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BREASTS AND CUM ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING FACE!!11 ROFLOLZER!!1" I'm always a little slow at blending in but now I'll now what to do.
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First and foremost I have never claimed to be perfect. I am Far FAR away from perfect.
Second, I have I ever (besides boobs of Uber along with many other woman) posted a picture
of my boobs? NO! Have I ever asked people to discuss my boobs? NO! The fact is I have them and I some of my posts have pictures of me, non of which are revealing in anyway. So why get all over my shit Caul?
I don't like people saying nasty things about me especially people which I've come
to respect such as yourself I expect more out of you. I rebut anyone whom I feel should know better than to say such nasty things. It takes a real big man to sit behind the anonymity of computer to talk trash and say nasty things about woman. And again, I respond to the people who I feel should know better. This post however is different, thanks to LP it's an uber caption post so people are going to say shit like that. C'mon Caul, you're not wet behind the ears.
You can believe whatever you want about me, but I'll contest any fucking person on this site
that I want to about anything that has to deal with me. Get used to it.
I'm done.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Stripper-gram for Eric D. Rice."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:41:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
you see Jamie, this is where your foreskin goes.
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That's a brutal way to get circumcised.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"It was the last time that TigerLilly played 'dress-up' with Shlongy."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:36:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAA
I'll take 10 of whatever you were on when that picture was taken. .
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It's called lack of sleep and a lot of booze.
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So my caption below was close?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you see Jamie, this is where your foreskin goes.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"have you thseen my bastheball?"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:21:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
"If you don't compliment my boobs, I will be pissed"
Not exactly funny, but close to reality.
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I've never heard TL ask anyone to compliment her boobs. It's closer to reality that people willingly discuss her boobs and it isn't always complimentary.
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Oh yeah? I made a slightly critical comment of her looks and apparently, that is blasphemy because she's like perfect and shit. So I suppose she prefers that I adress her like most Uber men do "HEY BITCH, I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BREASTS AND CUM ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING FACE!!11 ROFLOLZER!!1" I'm always a little slow at blending in but now I'll now what to do.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAA
I'll take 10 of whatever you were on when that picture was taken. .
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It's called lack of sleep and a lot of booze.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"where you going? nowhere! where? nowhere!"
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
because nobody should eat somebody else's pie.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:29:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"if somebody eats my pie, i'm going to go robert blake on them. i'm serious."
wait, that's what i was thinking. well either way, it fits.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"no no, you can't have my stapler."
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"does this make me drunk?"
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAA
I'll take 10 of whatever you were on when that picture was taken.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:02:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jem!!! The music's contageous, outrageous!!! Jem is my name, no one else is the same!! Jem is my name!! Jem!!!!
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haha. yes. I too am over 25.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:13:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
"If you don't compliment my boobs, I will be pissed"
Not exactly funny, but close to reality.
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You're really funny. Idiot.
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What part of "Not exactly funny" do you not understand?
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
at least the girl has a good sense of humor. that equals mad points in my book
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I'm going to regret not shoving that camera up your ass."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eric Roberts preens before his Las Vegas debut in 'Victor/Victoria.'
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
"If you don't compliment my boobs, I will be pissed"
Not exactly funny, but close to reality.
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I've never heard TL ask anyone to compliment her boobs. It's closer to reality that people willingly discuss her boobs and it isn't always complimentary.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The bastard offspring of Barbie and Barney
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hey, these aren't Holograms"
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tigerlilly, i'd eat you off a new york strip with gravy. that being said, here's my caption --
"i swear to god, if that polar bear attacks me one more time, i'm going to pull out my trident and make him wish he was a donkey."
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You touch me one more time and I'm gonna knock your fucking teeth down your throat.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:10:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
"If you don't compliment my boobs, I will be pissed"
Not exactly funny, but close to reality.
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Ha ha..snort..ha..snort..ha...snort. You're really funny. Idiot.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If you don't compliment my boobs, I will be pissed"
Not exactly funny, but close to reality.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Hello. My name is Cher. Want to fuck?"
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:01:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
"If I have to spread my legs for one more filthy Mexican tonight, my uterus will explode."
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UGH!!!!
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Tiger, you realise this post will go to most heated just because it has your name in it.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:56:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
You my friend are a horse's ass, although it is my own fault for posting that link.
Good times. Good times. Two L's fucker.
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thanks for being a good sport.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:02:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jem!!! The music's contageous, outrageous!!! Jem is my name, no one else is the same!! Jem is my name!! Jem!!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:00:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
"If I have to spread my legs for one more filthy Mexican tonight, my uterus will explode."
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UGH!!!!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If I have to spread my legs for one more filthy Mexican tonight, my uterus will explode."
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-29 11:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TigerLilly
3 Ls?
Damn it, that was fucking childish. I'm gonna go +2 one of your posts to make up.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Beauty school drop out found, intoxicated, in her home with several of the schools missing wigs and weaves. An unidentified party goer stated that once "she started to wear the hair where she had no hair" she was through for the evening.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You my friend are a horse's ass, although it is my own fault for posting that link.
Good times. Good times. Two L's fucker.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
that pic cleared my mind of all rational thought. but besides that, i'm so glad to know ct's not just full of shitheads.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Cabo and a shopping spree just don't mix."
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Fuck, these things are heavy 'er than shit"
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 10:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the hell is that dude?