FIRST POST: Narc’in on Myself (723 hits)
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Submitted by ButterSnatch <el_em_en_oh.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-29 12:16:13 EST
I recently took up one of the most misguided ventures of human behavior.
Contacting old flames.
From every possible point of view, this is not an intelligent move. Under no circumstances would a proud and confident person choose to toil in the past and attempt to regenerate old feelings or otherwise resurrect the dead.
This common undertaking by no means results from a moment of spontaneity, unless drugs or alcohol are involved. It would have to take a conscious effort to prepare and implement any final decisions from one's inner monologue. I imagine people who do this fall into one of three categories.
1. Self denial...one looks for approval of their existence instead of confronting interpersonal challenges. This could also qualify as an ego feed, where by said individual wants to see if they still matter or have influence in the lives of others.
2. Mid life whining...one is at a crossroads of indirection and is looking for answers to questions they aren't aware of.
3. Been gone awhile and haven't talked to any females in some time.
(This was hardly a scientific explanation for behavior)
I fall into the third. There are 5,000 miles between me and my most recent stomping grounds. Actually, I move quite often, so familiar grounds don't really apply. But I hope you get the point.
I justify my actions based on the principals of geography.
So far I have been emailing...
...a girl who I dated three years ago, never trusted and ended on abrupt terms at my disposal. Still don't trust her or would ever want to date her again, so why did I make contact?
She was perfect in so many ways. Except for those nagging tendencies to be manipulative, controlling and deceitful. Other than all that...she was a keeper.
...a girl who I never actually did date, but has a habit of including me in her mass grouping of emails. I hate group emails and will explain this further at a later date. She was one of the most pleasant and caring people I have ever known. Anyway, we use to have a cute flirty thing at a common place of employment back in the day, but nothing ever happened. Nor have I ever responded to one of those group emails of hers of over the past two years! Until last month. Not sure what I am trying to do with this one either.
...a girl who I recently dated (almost a year) and spent my last weekends in the UK with (not together at the time), before crossing the pond. Haven't been in contact with her until just recently, but I am trying to be rational about this one. I will probably reference this relationship in the future as well. It had some interesting virtues.
Anyway, I am not sure what I am trying to accomplish and there is no logical reasoning behind these efforts. I just know that these types of actions would be entirely unacceptable if it wasn't for geography. I hope that counts.
Now... "-2 DIE n00b" me so I can go forth and multiply...
User Reviews
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:48:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:44:11 (#)
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This doesn't deserve a -2.
You seem desperate and needy but this is worth a read I think.
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Im with Bigmike on this one. welcome to UBER, I look forward to your next effort. please dont suck.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:36:39 EST (#)
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Geewizz guys... sooorry for putting FIRST POST in the title already!
*ejaculating because of all the attention i'm getting*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:08:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:07:39 (#)
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Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:00:27 (#)
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Positive rating for the post. I didn't think it was all that bad.
Negative for stating that it was your first post, in the title no less.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am currently seeing an old flame that I dated 6 years ago. I don't fall into any of those
categories.
Submitted by Mrs.Love (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alright.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:00:27 (#)
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Positive rating for the post. I didn't think it was all that bad.
Negative for stating that it was your first post, in the title no less.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 14:00:27 EST (#)
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Positive rating for the post. I didn't think it was all that bad.
Negative for stating that it was your first post, in the title no less.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:52:36 EST (#)
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+2 because it looks like you have the ability to actually write something that isn't just dick and fart related with a dash of racial slur.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:51:49 EST (#)
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subconsciously you want to fuck them all again. so go ahead and do that, get it out of your system. oh, and i like the spam.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:33:02 EST (#)
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Oh yeah and good post
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:32:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:30:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
What I'm trying to say is STFU and post something good. n00b.
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"STFU"? Little help...
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The -2 could be for this alone. Put your head back in the sand!
but it's not.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-11-29 13:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"....before crossing the pond...."
thats as far as i got.
only faggot pseudo intellectuals say that.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wasn't actually telling you to...
Uh, I mean...
Um...
Slightly apologetic +2?
Submitted by hactar (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:50:39 EST (#)
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+2 for the SPAMDrive
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:46:21 EST (#)
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Don't take it too hard, here are a selection of comments from my first post. Unjust comments if you ask me.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:41:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go stick your
head in boiling water
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:43:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Would you be offended if I shoved a cob of corn in your arse?
I didn't think so.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:50:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
You deserve a swift kick in the temples
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:56:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
So, what you're saying is the other 3/4 of you is a complete dipshit?
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-04 21:09:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Um... Right... This was ass. Instead of reading anything else you might ever say, I'm going to do something a little less painful. Like, say, sticking my dick in a meat grinder.
-2 Go away.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:44:11 EST (#)
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This doesn't deserve a -2.
You seem desperate and needy but this is worth a read I think.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Point taken
*~*~*~*sniff, sniff... crawls back under rock from whence he came*~*~*~*
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:40:32 EST (#)
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STFU = Shut The Fuck Up
NOOB!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:39:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:32:20 (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:30:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
What I'm trying to say is STFU and post something good. n00b.
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"STFU"? Little help...
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Shut The Fuck Up
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:39:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this -2 is not because this is your first post.
it's because you obviously can write a coherent sentence and possibly almost have a little bit of a sense of humor, yet you posted this snooze-fest.
honestly, who gives a fuck about your email habits? get a blog. or a journal. or just shut up.
thanks for the mental nap that i took while reading it, though...
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i never -2 someone because they're new. i do it because the post sucks and i think others should not bother.
i also do not like when people announce their first post and then say -2 die me. i really hate that.
anywhoo, fuck off.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:30:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
What I'm trying to say is STFU and post something good. n00b.
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"STFU"? Little help...
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The previous holder of that title was an unemployed car salesman named Gil, who lived in a storage shed with his pet rat. It wasn't so much a pet, more of a co tenant.
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What a load of bullshit, me name ain't Gil boy.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You told us in the title it was your first post, and then you post a fucking diary entry.
You are the suckiest suck who ever sucked.
The previous holder of that title was an unemployed car salesman named Gil, who lived in a storage shed with his pet rat. It wasn't so much a pet, more of a co tenant.
What I'm trying to say is STFU and post something good. n00b.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:27:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm a tard...
*stabs himself*
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Hahaha!
I didn't read the post, I have more perplexing issues clouding my already fragile mind.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm a tard...
*stabs himself*
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Probably could have gotten away with this if you didn't let us know it was your first post.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:25:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
First post, last post, whatever. I liked this.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:22:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops... put "FIRST POST" in the title. Thought I read somewhere a while back that it was sort of an 'unwritten rule' that a "n00bs" 1st post had to include that in the title.
Oh well... guess i'm gonna get it for that one!
-2 DIE n00b!!!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:19:48 EST (#)
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just don't put first post in the title and people won't -2 you. it's not necessary. there are no rules. damn. just damn.