My brother Mark (1084 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.78 on 67 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ericka Schultz (View user info) at 2005-11-29 15:28:11 EST
My brother Mark has always been my inspiration he's always been someone I looked up to. From the time I was born he's always called me his little 'Ery' and it still makes my heart melt when hes says it. Mark has played in the special Olympics on the basketball team and has never missed one of my cheerleading comps. The picture is us from Marks birthday party over the weekend. We went bowling and when I sliped and fell Mark came over and told me "Its ok Ery." I love my brother, he has a beautiful spirit and I think everyoone should see that.
I love you Markie.
User Reviews
Submitted by Vomitoxin_AKA_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-06 15:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Har Har. Your brother is Smeagol.
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mark has a pretty big smile Ery...where is your hand at?
Alters fucking suck.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(to the tune of YMCA)
Everyone has an A.L.T.E-R!
you can write about tards
that are your brother
you can get slagged off by all the boys!
Everyone has an A.L.T.E-R
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:00:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Actually, I take it back. Take another stab at this.
But include a little montage of you and Mark, so we can see all the adventures you've had together.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:45:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry *special classes
--------
You have a lot more than this to be sorry about, alter. I already told you once, GO EAT PULVERIZED GLASS. I need you to die. Painfully.
Unless you're Method. In that case, carry on.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter McAlterson
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:54:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:31:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
I see now that this is not the place for compasion
-----------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:28:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, now you know. This is the wrong place for human compasion. Sad, but true.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:27:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
I expected a little human compasion
___________________________________________________________
THE FUCKING WORD IS COMPASSION, WITH TWO S'S!
And besides, you're lying. And besides, this post had no depth to it.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry *special classes
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:43:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you see my brother goes to special classed to give my parents some time off, the name tag is so I can be identified by his friends from the classes that came to the party.
it didn't matter so much what it said but more that I work one, mainly so they new who was part of the group
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, is there a reason you wore a nametag to your brother's birthday party?
Where's his?
Did he eat it?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You may be better off just forgetting the whole thing.
I think you're pretty much screwed no matter what.
Lesson learned, though. There's always that.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:34:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thank you mr. orgasmatron I think I will rewrite this as this approach obviously didn't work
but i really didn't think people would be this cruel about it
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:31:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:22:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe a whiney fuck like yourself could be an aries.
================
Well, I was born on the cusp.
But enough formalities. NOW can I stick my dick in your nose?
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I see now that this is not the place for compasion
if I ignore their ingnorance will they go away?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
See, this reeks of alter.
A poster with a full name. A short post. That particular picture.
If it's really your bro, then it's wonderful that you love him and you think so much of him.
But if it is, and you've spent more than a day here, you need to understand that presenting this information/picture in this way will only lead to trouble. Why not write a real tribute or introduction for him?
If it comes across as well-presented and well-meant, we won't ask "hey, where's his helmet?" If it's a few sentences and a loaded image like this, you're throwing yourself to the wolves.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:28:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm already already in hell.
but we insiders like to call it "those first few years after college."
now shut up and tell mark to make me a sammich. i like mine with extra drool.
and some pickles, too.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, now you know. This is the wrong place for human compasion. Sad, but true.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I expected a little human compasion
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hope you all know that you will likely burn in hell for your comments here.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Really though, if this is true and that really is your bro we're all happy you love him so much.
But C'mon, what did you expect? People are cruel here and you're stupid for posting that. What did you expect?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sloth love Chunk.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:15:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're an Aries, I'm an Aries.
I really think we should fuck. You can let Mark watch if you want. I'll give him a play by play so he'll know what to do with the family dog.
==================
I can't believe a whiney fuck like yourself could be an aries.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:21:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, picking on retards and contemplating fucking their sisters in the nose DOES make me feel mighty and powerful.
<flexes biceps>
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:17:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well you should feel all mighty and powerful, being able to pick on someone with a disability is the gold standard so far as skills go.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're an Aries, I'm an Aries.
I really think we should fuck. You can let Mark watch if you want. I'll give him a play by play so he'll know what to do with the family dog.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, i speak english.
i highly doubt that mark does, though.
well....maybe he does. more aporopos would be to say that while i "talk," he likely "garbles"
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
id say somebody has been eating retard sandwiches again.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:06:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
aside from look like sloth's gay and retarded step-brother, i'd say mark needs to see a dentist.
jesus horatio christ, look at those chompers
================
English Motherfucker...do you speak it?
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:04:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
========================
Yeah? Well. Fucktard isn't a word, DUMBASS!!
You can't spell either! Nanny-nanny-boo-boo! The correct spelling is "definitely." You need to be dipped in dogshit.
================
Are you short? because I think the joke just flew over your head.
You sound like a cranky bitter old man, could you possibly be more of a whiner?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:06:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aside from look like sloth's gay and retarded step-brother, i'd say mark needs to see a dentist.
jesus horatio christ, look at those chompers
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwwww... you guys are just meany's. Don't listen to them Ericka. You and your brother are a testicle, I mean, testament, to brotherly/sisterly love.
*farts*diarrhea*
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:04:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:57:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:57:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I can definatly see the family resemblance.
Incest is best.
=============
and you definitly can't spell either fucktard
========================
Yeah? Well. Fucktard isn't a word, DUMBASS!!
You can't spell either! Nanny-nanny-boo-boo! The correct spelling is "definitely." You need to be dipped in dogshit.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:02:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe how you people use the word retard or tard so openly
don't you think these people have feelings too
------------------------------
the tip of my dick has feelings. get over here and suck it.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe how you people use the word retard or tard so openly
don't you think these people have feelings too
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Is he single?
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:02:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
HEEEEEY YOUUUU GUUUUYYYYS!
=-=-=-=-=-=
best movie ever!!! "this here, this is my dream, i'm taking it back. i'm taking em all back!!"
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
go fix me a turkey pot pie bitch
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Youb started a war amoungst da tards.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:57:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I can definatly see the family resemblance.
Incest is best.
=============
and you definitly can't spell either fucktard
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can definatly see the family resemblance.
Incest is best.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:49:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
mr. fudgepacker, please don't use the word 'retarded' we call Mark special.
this place sucks
------------
That's ironic considering your first post is titled "My social retardation requires me to reach out to strangers on the interweb"
Bad alter, bad.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That is the ugliest head I have ever seen on a human.
I bet he drools.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:51:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
special how? like a clown? he's here to fucking amuse you? how the fuck is he special?
==============
That made me snorf up some Jell-O brand sundai toppers vanilla pudding. Thanks a lot. Asshole.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-12 16:14:00 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:11:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 00:30:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
An alter making a new post to tell people not to pay more attention to alters post's is just -2 worthy, that's all.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
special how? like a clown? he's here to fucking amuse you? how the fuck is he special?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello tards, this is an alter and not a very good one at that. Now someone photoshop this picture so we can have something new to laugh at. Ready, go.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mr. fudgepacker, please don't use the word 'retarded' we call Mark special.
this place sucks
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. i can really see the resemblance.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:47:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:37:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:29:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I put my dick in your mouth? Or Butt? Or ear?
-
why would you say something like that? no you can't.
=======================
Well, you never know until you ask.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this was an incredibly well written tribute. To see the obvious love that you have for your brother is an inspiration to me. To me and everyone with any heart. I'm truly moved by this.
You stupid sack of shit. Go eat some pulverized glass.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ericka....dont be stupid and all innocent like "i love my brother and you are all batsards."
what the fuck did you expect? a barrage of "aawwwww, you're so sweet to love your heinous brother"?
NO! this is ubersite and a public/anonymous forum. we are all bastards here and you know it.
don't expect sympathy because your brother is retarded. everyone loves their brothers. not just you.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
HEEEEEY YOUUUU GUUUUYYYYS!
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why isn't this the place for this, I see other people one here write about their loved ones why can't I do it to?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just don't even know how to respond to this. If its meant as a joke it's really not funny. Not that I'm a bleeding heart, it just lacks any sort of comical nature. If its for real this is NOT the place to put shit like that. A big 0 from me.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe how mean you guys are I love my brother he is a good person.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
H...Y...P...I'm hypnotized...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:37:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
HEEEEEY YOUUUU GUUUUYYYYS!
------------------------------------------
You're just full of the movie quotes today.
Baby ruth, ruth, ruth Baby ruth.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How's his job as a human bottle-opener going?
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:29:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I put my dick in your mouth? Or Butt? Or ear?
-
why would you say something like that? no you can't.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEEEEEY YOUUUU GUUUUYYYYS!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 Degreeless
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:34:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
he's beautiful.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<does the larry david inspection>
i don't believe you.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
w...t...f...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I put my dick in your mouth? Or Butt? Or ear?