My 3 year Uberversary. A day late. Whoops. (632 hits)
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Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-29 16:53:59 EST
I really have nothing to say. I'm actually quite depressed.
It snowed here last night. When I woke up everything look all pristine and perfect. Then I went back to bed (I don't drive in the snow.) Now, looking out my tiny little window, in my tiny little office, everything just looks shitty.
I really want to bone a midget. If anyone knows any horny midgets in the Seattle/Tacoma area, let me know.
I'm leaving for Billings, Montana Thursday. Woohoo. Is there legal gambling in Montana?
I just want to sit in my underwear, with a nice hot cup of tea, and play Perfect Dark Zero. Thats my goal in life. Sitting in my underwear, with a nice hot cup of tea, playing Perfect Dark Zero. I'll even settle for a cup of hot chocolate and Call of Duty.
Anyone know if there if there is a mall in Billings, Montana? I'll be goddamned if I'm going to miss out on Elder Scrolls 4 and DOA 4. In case you haven't figured it out, I enjoy video games.
I wonder if I should take my laptop with me.
I really, REALLY want a cigarette right now. But I can't.
I think too much. Probably because I'm so bored. I do maybe 1 hour of work in a week.
I want to go play in the snow. Make a big snowman. Yeah, a big snowman.
I'm supposed to put up christmas lights tonight. Yeah, thats not happening.
Okay, thats enough of this.
I need some happiness. Can one of you Uberladies send me some tittie pictures? I know I'm at work, but I'll take my chances. medium_pimpin365.at.hotmail.com
First thing that comes up when you search for "I've wasted 3 years of my life."
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
go rent a really really really fast car, and then drive it as fast as it goes.
you don't need a casino.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-30 07:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only 22,121 Uberites to kill, and I'll be 325!!!
*Congrats*
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-30 03:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orgasmotron- I don't have live at this house, but I might just take you up on that. Leave your gamertag and when I get a chance I'll hit you up.
Phallic- Thanks, that really been buggin me. *ejaculates*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-30 00:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I find it laughable that they pixelate his junk, yet they're fine showing crystal clear images him sticking the kitchen sink in his balloon knot.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-29 23:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Link to goatse man interview:
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A20210/plp56/
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I want an xbox 360 goddammit.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-11-29 21:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Some gambling is legal. Video Keno and Video Poker, and most bars have live Hold 'Em tables.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you're depressed and have a Regular, Busted Old XBox, I can always add to your sorrow by destroying you in one game or another on Live.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is there legal gambling in Montana?
Are there people to gamble with in Montana?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Long time. Hey, maybe a nice game of baseball to pass the time?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
any boobies yet?
real boobies, not head boobies.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is the sexiest head-nipple I've ever seen.
JMG- The 360 is actually a damn good system. It has tons of cool features and the games are damn good so far. At least Perfect Dark is badass.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, the warm embrace of the 360.
Happy 'versary. Wouldst thou like cake, or punch & pie?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
enjoy the pic I sent wheeeeeeeeee!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:58:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
woooo 3 year uberversary!!!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uberversary. The only thing on the planet which would make me even consider buying a 360 would be Elder Scrolls 4.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yikes, one of the mythical sub-500 ID's....the light....so....bright!!