An Answer To Every Generic Anti-Racist/Anti-Misogynist Post (712 hits)
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Submitted by Draqus (View user info) at 2005-11-29 17:01:52 EST
Let's get one thing straight: I find racism disgusting, and I have about the same regard for misogynism (but only a little, 'cause feminists fuck the hell out of me, and to see those bull-dyke bitches get their come-uppance, preferably by means of a massively engorged member to their gaping pie-hole, makes me laugh).
However, I also find tubgirl incredibly disgusting, and it cracks me right up. It's one of the funniest sights to see on a World Tour of the Internet. The same goes for goatse and www.lemonparty.org. I sure as hell don't get my rocks off to tubgirl (well, maybe a little), but she amuses the fuck out of me. Part of the "beauty"- if you excuse the word- of the humour inherent in that most quintessential of pictures is the sheer vomit-inducing foulness of her anal fountain.
Comedy always skates on the edge of respectability and "political correctness" (let it be fucked, for all i care: apparently i'm not allowed to "brainstorm" anymore, because it's offensive to epileptics- no, really- and instead most resort to "idea fishing"). That's part of the reason why we laugh, and why it's effective as an entertainment tool. Comedy pushes social boundaries; it prods them like the foolhardy prod the morbidly obese.
Without comedy, we could not laugh. Without laughter, the world would be a pretty fucking boring place, let me tell you. I couldn't go through a full day without laughing: I challenge anyone to manage that (unless you hamster has just died; in those circumstances, try not to laugh tomorrow, especially at your deceased rodent). Comedy is the grease to the wheels of civilisation. Think of all the great comedians you know, why you know them, and what made them particularly funny: Charlie Chaplin, for falling over, because in those days falling over was frowned upon as a sign of social bad grace; The Monty Python crew, for taking the piss out of foreigners, locals, the government, the public, the private, pretty much everyone, and falling over in radical new ways, because in those days pretty much everyone, as well as Charlie Chaplin, was well respected. The list is endless.
And so we come on to racism and misogynism (re: "we had to teach the darkies on the plantation, to keep them from stealing our shoes", from the mouth of my old music teacher). Racism and misogynism both push the boundaries of normal society. They are whispered things, not said openly on the street (well, mostly), but in the quiet places where people can laugh without fear of the Political Police arse-raping them for three days in punishment.
I am, by no means, condoning either of these things. As previously stated, I think they're disgusting. And that's precisely why I find them so damned funny, really. THe shock, disgust and revulsion prompt laughter, and from laughter springs comedy. Fuck you pedantic bastards who find it neccessary to bitch and moan about the great literary works of the likes of shitfuck and ProfessorFuckFace. I love their posts for what they are: sheer, brilliant comedy. You obviously have no appreciation of how society works; it surprises me you have enough time between sucking political correctness's cock to preach your stupidity.
The bottom line is this: if you don't understand how people work, and you don't understand how comedy works, then fuck away off to fantasy land, where everyone laughs at the polite things that are normal and boring (re: "ha! ha! he ate a banana"; this is only funny if it's actually someone's cock, and the eater in question uses his/her teeth, to take chunks out of it).
A final parting shot; to my black friends out there, i have this to say: i love you really, you jew-raping nigger bastard; and to my feminist friends, I have this to say: suck my cock, bitch.
These views do not represent those of the author in any way, shape, or form, except when they do; which is most of the time.
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Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:08:24 EST (#)
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<Ozzie Comedian walks onto stage at a feminist convention. Picks up mike>
"So...how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
<theatrical pause>
"Two."
"One to change the bulb, and one to SUCK MY COCK!"
Har har Americans...
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-30 13:07:19 EST (#)
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You thick shits are honestly telling me to spellcheck?
How about you get out of your fucking narrow-minded mindset, and realise that some words are spelt differently back in the mother country (eg. humour- note the FUCKING SPELLING)?
It doesn't really surprise me, though. I've always known Americans to be as thick as two short planks.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-30 07:05:57 EST (#)
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nigger
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 01:53:13 EST (#)
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the greatest "meh" my eyes have ever seen.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-11-30 01:43:48 EST (#)
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Ahahhahahhahahhaaa.
Pussy.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:51:52 EST (#)
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Good post, but it screamed "SPELLCHECK ME, YOU CUNT!!!".
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:16:38 EST (#)
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About the only form of humor(note the spelling) that doesn't
make fun of another's misfortune is the pun.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:36:02 EST (#)
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<sniffs theatrically>
Ah, zakalwe, you narcissistic bastard. Is that cos you didn't get a mention?
I think it is.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:33:31 EST (#)
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shitfuck & pff: genius
this post: not
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:06:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
preach on