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Submitted by ARHGFDHAS;ERJFWOHFDOWAJKDOSKFL; (View user info) at 2005-11-29 17:27:51 EST


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CAMWHOOOOOERRRE cause i know you must miss it sooooo muchkhfg

-2KAKKE


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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-23 23:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Drinking alone?

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-30 07:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Assclown

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 21:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey, I'm not "ugly", you fucking fatass psycho tramp!

I can smell you from here.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:10:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought Loren left for good...

It's nice to see her shoving it up someone's ass. Not too hard though. Loren would never rip someone a new hole with something bigger than a cucumber and less loving then a dildo.



Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Loren, I didn't flash ANYONE in vegas. cleavage yes, whole top never came off. so don't even"


Yes you did. AND you fucked someone.

Maybe you were too drunk to remember.

I, on the other hand, along with Chris (whom I trust a HELL of a lot more than I ever would someone like you) KNOW you did. He even described your saggy, "purple-nippled" tits, because his therapist said that voicing his deepest psychological scar would help him get over the nightmares you caused him.

Don't bother challenging me to a "truth" battle, because your history here is proof that you are completely unarmed.

Why didn't you just stay gone? This site felt so much *cleaner* without your nasty, skanky, fat ass around.

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha did shlongy just call me gross?


hahahahahah oh man. dude... look who's talking you ugly old bastard

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You're fucking gross.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:00:53 (#)
Ranking: 0


ok, time to post something horrific

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Fine, but please don't post this: http://stuff.ubersite.com/1127841061169513041/1/yuck.JPG !!!


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:57:37 (#)
Ranking: 0

i got a message from you saying "vagina" last week
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haha, yeah, I remember that. I was testing AIM Express. Don't worry, I wasn't expecting an answer, I knew the thing only worked one-way.

Anyway, have fun recovering from another mental conniption and remember... http://stuff.ubersite.com/1127841061169513041/1/yuck.JPG !!!

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:00:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm one of millions of girls that did something fucking retarded and got their nudes on the net.


i may have zero common sense and be far too trusting... but i'm definately a stabler, more considerate person than you are. stable people don't attack strangers on the internet.

you may notice? not once did i attack someone on this site unless it was in defense of myself. That says to me I, at least, have respect for others. oh, and sinc ei'll get myself banned today. Loren, I didn't flash ANYONE in vegas. cleavage yes, whole top never came off. so don't even


ok, time to post something horrific

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:55:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

AND STOP RANDOMLY MESSAGING ME ON AIM ABOUT POINTLESS BULLSHIT I WILL NEVER ANSWER YOU"""

I don't have a computer at home and AIM doesn't work at my new job. So I haven't been on AIM for like 4 months and even before that I argued with you on it like twice.

You are really crazy. I'm actually impressed.
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I don't think this is her, Caul, I think it's someone who is having a bit of fun...I'd do it if I could

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i got a message from you saying "vagina" last week


keep on saying i'm crazy. I have depression issues that are handled. That's far different from crazy.



BAN THIS ACCOUNT.

and thank you, Ben.


need more alcohols until i do something fucked enough to get banned

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This entire saga has passed the bounds of pathetic and has now entered the realm of sad and Pitiful.If you are a freind of Vals then perhaps she needs to find better freinds who dont parade her around like some circus freak.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

and I don't think I'm pushing you off the edge. People like you are way too fucked up in the head to be convinced of anything.

However, you are relatively easy target, considering that you exposed your fat slimmy vagina on the Internet and you are clearly a psychopath.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AND STOP RANDOMLY MESSAGING ME ON AIM ABOUT POINTLESS BULLSHIT I WILL NEVER ANSWER YOU"""

I don't have a computer at home and AIM doesn't work at my new job. So I haven't been on AIM for like 4 months and even before that I argued with you on it like twice.

You are really crazy. I'm actually impressed.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The curtain climbs over me every morning.
I don't know why I'm so immunized against reforming.
To coldly slap at a face full of nothing,
you never know it could've been one of those
looks of longing.
What can you do, they're all gone,
and we'll go too.



...oh, and she's not the greatest person ever, but she's head and shoulders ahead of you, Frenchie. Am I an alter too?


Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

caul, for someone who dislikes and doesn't care for me.... you sure waste plenty of time attacking me. it's kinda pathetic. i no longer care about the pictures. post the link all you want

all the stuff you say that you think will push me over the edge...... it never even pisses me off. seriously, you don't read people as well as you think. you don't know me. stop insisting you do

AND STOP RANDOMLY MESSAGING ME ON AIM ABOUT POINTLESS BULLSHIT I WILL NEVER ANSWER YOU


ok, awesome
i'm out.

Bart? ban the acount

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:50:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:50:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:47:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

this is val


BAN THIS ACCOUNT SO IT'S OVER AND DONE WITH. THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS

kdjasoifhdspoahfdksfhjdls;afjdopawfewbnhk


Caul knows he loves me

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...OR

How about you just stop coming back here you psychopathic cunt?
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I think he's got a point.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Caul knows he loves me"""

Don't worry. I would never get close to a fat psycho bitch like you. Keep trying to pass off as someone else. Funny that these other people are always saying the same thing, that you're the greatest person ever.

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:50:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:47:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

this is val


BAN THIS ACCOUNT SO IT'S OVER AND DONE WITH. THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS

kdjasoifhdspoahfdksfhjdls;afjdopawfewbnhk


Caul knows he loves me

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...OR

How about you just stop coming back here you psychopathic cunt?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is val


BAN THIS ACCOUNT SO IT'S OVER AND DONE WITH. THAT'S THE POINT OF THIS

kdjasoifhdspoahfdksfhjdls;afjdopawfewbnhk


Caul knows he loves me

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

she's a smart cookie and very pretty. I'm trying to set her up with my son but she'll have none of that. sweet, modest girl. someday you'll grow up and learn to not jump to conclusions about people.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:45:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sure, you are.

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

30 minutes until the client leaves so that we can leave.


keep it coming, um... caulinsomething guy

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

servant huh?

I'm a coworker.

we needed some good entertainment, you fools seem wonderful

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:42:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:39:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Val said:

"yup. that's my twat. WOOO TWAT. Give that to my OBGYN so i don't have to do exams anymore"


haha i luv this girl
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Life must suck when you're some psycho bitch's servant.
Or when you pretend to be someone else when it's probably you.


Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Val said:

"yup. that's my twat. WOOO TWAT. Give that to my OBGYN so i don't have to do exams anymore"


haha i luv this girl



Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

she doesn't think she's pretty. she counts herself as a 5.


BAN THE ACCOUNT PLEASE

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:36:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Maybe it's time you realize that you're not exactly pretty, you mental case.

p.s. http://stuff.ubersite.com/1127841061169513041/1/yuck.JPG


Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-2kakke and a banning.. C'MON GUYS!!! HELP HER

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who gives a flying fuck?

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh.. fyi... she never said anything on here about having cancer. that was you rumor spreading fools. stop making accusations

Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:31:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

INVINCIBLLLEE

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

no comment

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:29:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

Aren't you dead yet?

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Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who jacked the password?


Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-11-29 17:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Aren't you dead yet?


The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III