It's Time For T.M.I = ESS_ARR (3044 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-11-29 18:50:22 EST
Previous Interviews:
Xcuses: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79333
Pentameter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381
ETS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79547
Loren: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79649
Captain Thorns: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79717
FilthyAssistant: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79846
Professional_Peon http://www.ubersite.com/m/79922
User Reviews
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and +2 for being a teacher and a sub at that.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look quite freakishly like a guy I went to school with.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-02 18:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That suicide bit was really sad
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like teachers, even if they're subs ; )
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:14:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well guess what baby doll, Capricorns rock the planet. My birthday I Jan 9. I knew there was a reason that I liked you. We should party. I'm planning a trip to Vegas around that time for my big 31. Wanna come?
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I'm thinking of going to Vegas, but I am going to be at Disneyland that day.
Vegas is MY town, baby!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Circe should be your swan song on these.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Stuff Here.
-Dave
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:26:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm so sad. Ess-arr? SR? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PIRATE!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks scourge. I won't be able to do everyone. Wait, let me rephrase that, I won't be able to interview everyone. It is fun though because I get to talk to different people, which is cool. I've received quite a few marriage proposals, hair sniffing fetishes and someone would like the lint out of my dryer. That one freaked me out a little bit. But, all in all, it has been fun.
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I'm different. Really, really different.
Don't be hard on yourself. I bet you could do a lot of people. Seriously, I just want to see the Shlongy interview and the wardy interview.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-30 13:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you just propose to me?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 12:57:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:31:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Vegas in JAnuary would be great doll, but I thjink I'd prefer to go when its unbearably hot, I think IM heading there in august. fuckin' government takes too much goddamn money for me to take any or many vacations. My Bday proabably be spent workin' stupid staff meetings. Now Im pissed.
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Yeah, I'm not really all that sure what the weather will be like in Jan. I just want to go somewhere
fun for my bday. Flights & Hotels are pretty cheap that time of year before the spring break rush. This time I really might get married in the 'Elvis Chapel o' Love'...
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good interview.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:22:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is rugby Lite Apollo?
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American football.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vegas in JAnuary would be great doll, but I thjink I'd prefer to go when its unbearably hot, I think IM heading there in august. fuckin' government takes too much goddamn money for me to take any or many vacations. My Bday proabably be spent workin' stupid staff meetings. Now Im pissed.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:22:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love screamers too. And moaners.
Well, lets see. This is number eight out of the approximately 100 that you said you got from the 23000+ users, minus those who only want to smell you, that would put me on the list somewhere around number, oh, 260,000. Right?
I like these more as they progress. .
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Thanks scourge. I won't be able to do everyone. Wait, let me rephrase that, I won't be able to interview everyone. It is fun though because I get to talk to different people, which is cool. I've received quite a few marriage proposals, hair sniffing fetishes and someone would like the lint out of my dryer. That one freaked me out a little bit. But, all in all, it has been fun.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hells yeah I'm up for it. What you think I could have possibly learned a lesson?
You are giving me too much credit.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love screamers too. And moaners.
Well, lets see. This is number eight out of the approximately 100 that you said you got from the 23000+ users, minus those who only want to smell you, that would put me on the list somewhere around number, oh, 260,000. Right?
I like these more as they progress.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:14:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well guess what baby doll, Capricorns rock the planet. My birthday I Jan 9. I knew there was a reason that I liked you. We should party. I'm planning a trip to Vegas around that time for my big 31. Wanna come?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:04:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well tiger I am cool, and I am a dude. seriously my birthday (jan 10) is international Dude day, which starts off the famed dude day and a week celebrations. But yeah I'd love to make it to a big ubercon one day. I'd paint my silly canadian ass red all over a bunch of strangers...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 09:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd like to hang out with you. You seem like a cool dude.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-11-30 09:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree this is the best one yet ;)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 08:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks Ozzy. We do like a little mystery!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-11-30 05:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another good interview, and some pretty good answers too.
This series was a really good idea Tiger.
No way in hell would I do one of these though. I hear chicks dig mysterious (ok I'm anonymous, not mysterious) types like me.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-11-30 03:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
good series.
boy checks like a clart mind but there you go.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-30 02:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG AN INTERVIEW!
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-30 02:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
he, uh, said he would like to see it.
nothing about if you had prior.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:46:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see you do munkeypants. (An interview with her wouldn't be bad either.)
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Who says I haven't already?!?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:34:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
where's the hard-hitting questions...
"have you ever masturbated to 'who let the dogs out?'"
"if you could be a clown, would you rather be the one that throws the pies or gets hit with the pies?"
"if sleeping with david spade gave you the ability to draw really awesome caricatures of ligers...would you do it?"
"do you grab the back of the head or do you sit back and enjoy the experience?"
"would you be ashamed if you invented a really good ointment for nut fungus?"
"...same as the last question...only you invent a time machine that requires you to tie a string to your penis with a golden egg hanging off of it, and chant, 'suckly suckle, rusty buckle, blow me dad and then we'll cuddle"
and lastly
"meat or fish?"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:21:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
mom's chocolate chip cookies
FAG!
hahaha
...you know what smell i like...chicken wings covered in motor oil, sizzling on the forehead of a conservative as he tries to melt me with his w power.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
courtney cox arquette was in a he-man movie with dolph "i will break you" lundgren?!?!?!?!
WTF!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"You saw it!"
"saw what, tiger"
"the t.m.i interview with ess arr...he batted left handed got felt up once...you saw it"
"errr"
"it's ok that you saw it; the uber is trying to tell us something we just have to figure out what it means"
"i know what it means"
"what?"
"It means we're going to give this a plus 2!"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if you plus it...will it 2 it?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for jesus
and a ^5 for jesus
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-11-29 22:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that pile of captions back there at teh place
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-11-29 21:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best one yet.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-11-29 21:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I drive a beat up 1992 White Ford Tempo
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:54:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:10:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm starting to get into this rugby-lite business.
texans lost in overtime on sunday.
apparently
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Well that didn't take long. Welcome to the club, Limey.
Oh yeah, awesome interview. SR is a cool cat, I dig him with both shovels.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
:)
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:46:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to see you do munkeypants. (An interview with her wouldn't be bad either.)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I really liked your answer to the definition of success.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:33:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SR's the man
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-11-29 20:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It will be interesting to meet these people some day. A great interview.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Today's procrastination is brought to you by the letters T and L and the number 8.
Thanks Tiger Lilly. :-/ I love you, but your cool postings are keeping me from Operating Systems, Modern Algebra and my lesson plans.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddammit Kate, you're really erking me with these bullshit interviews. People need to know about the awesomeness that is Flack!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF is rugby Lite Apollo?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Miss Tigerlilly lady person, let me start off by saying how big a fan I am of your work. I am this big of a fan. Fuck, you can't see my arms. Well, they're stretched out wide, well not at this exact moment, because of course I'm typing right now... but... fuck... well Jesus, what I was going to say is, or ask I guess, yeah, ask, did you get my email? I sent you an email today asking you to do one of me, and I'm having troubles with my email as of late. So did you get it? Will you do one of me? Will the Packers get a top five draft pick?
Ess-arr, I am from Wisconsin, and as the Packers are also from Wisconsin, I am a fan. Haven't missed a game and haven't cut my wrists yet. w00t w00t.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another winner Katie.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:10:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm starting to get into this rugby-lite business.
texans lost in overtime on sunday.
apparently.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep your hands off french girls Anglofuck!!1! :-P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for my fellow Montrealer.
I find it rather weird that an anglo is more seperatist than I am.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I knew I liked this dork. I mean guy. He played hockey as did Shlongy. Good interview.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-29 19:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a Bears fan. Want to make butt secks with me?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:59:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i've noticed that about american birds.
very slow to get their hand in their pocket.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:56:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favorite one so far. I think I might submit to do one of these. Oh, and what's the deal with throwing in the blue dolphin when you know it's a godamn inanimate object and can't possibly be a member of ubersite? That's a major flaw within your answering, and I should stone you to death for not being totally concise with your responses.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:52:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I couldn't get the file name out of the picture. I tried like 6 times.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is fucking classic! What a way to start a post!
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-29 18:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
aqua?