Part 1 girls I've dated (877 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.37 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by bonnee (View user info) at 2005-11-30 01:00:59 EST
It was an accident. I knew something bad was bound to happen by going to a bar called the dirty bird. However, I wanted to get drunk and at that point of time any bar would do.
I was walking to the bar for another drink when someone got a firm grasp on my arm. I turned around ready to bitch slap someone with my words. All that came out was a small gurgling noise.
KISS ME!!
Sweet mother of God it's going to eat me!
This 300 pound femullet was about to consume my head and there was no chance in hell I could stop her. I looked frantically around for my friends. They were laughing. Fucking bastards. I decided to kill them in my afterlife.
I waited for the inevitable while my life flashed before my eyes. Then, like a miracle from above, the shebeast let go.
You fucking slut!!!! I am your woman!
I ran away before I could see the shebeast brawl. I'm sure it went something along the line of ripping out mullet hair, flying spittle, and offensive lesbian language.
I will never date another woman again. She ruined my buzz too.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ugh, now i'll have nightmares, thanks
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha yeah I know. I just wanted to see how you would rate me though.
However, mine really is a true story. The bitch was crazy.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These bandwagons make me angry. They push the goodness off the front page. These mofos will only treat you well if you smack them around a bit before you join in this kind of thing. Thats why they throw the hate at yours and let some others slide...
Here have this 2 as a consolation prize.
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-11-30 08:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thank god i'm not the only one who has been tainted!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-30 04:28:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't like this. I felt like I'd read this story a dozen times. It was as vulgar and as conceited as the first time.
Never mind, I'm sure your next effort will be much better.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-11-30 08:36:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 07:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
okey dokey
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-30 04:28:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't like this. I felt like I'd read this story a dozen times. It was as vulgar and as conceited as the first time.
Never mind, I'm sure your next effort will be much better.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-30 02:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 01:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ewww.
Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-11-30 01:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I honestly thought the thing was going to rape me. I didn't talk to my friends for a week for letting me hang like that.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-30 01:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
femullet
*******
hahaha! A girl like that stood on my hair one night and wouldn't let me up.