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Fintan The Ferret Top Trumps. (1220 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.96 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dervel (View user info) at 2005-11-30 10:57:29 EST


Print out. Cut out. Laminate if you have greasy mits.

Give it to the kids for Christmas, it's what they really want anyway.

Play.

Hooray for Fintan.



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Submitted by the_thorne (user info) at 2006-02-02 12:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

26 lbs ferret?
Mine weight in at 3/4 lbs and 2 lbs.
I put them in peoples pants for wagers.



Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-01-31 04:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not Shit At All.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-04 13:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nil

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-04 13:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

two

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:01:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

A seven pound budgie?! Honestly, man.
----
I want a seven pound bird - it sounds delicious

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey Stink, how's everything going?



Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Just.... awesome.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-12-01 05:38:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pock and Derkel were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

Pock was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and Derkel was taking it all in with a serious expression.

"Pock," Derkel said with concern, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..."

"Yes, lover?" Pock said expectantly.

"What bus should I take home?"

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"It was a Shitzu"

Pure Genius. I can't believe no-one picked that up.

Kudos.

-Dave

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:01:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A seven pound budgie?! Honestly, man.

Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-30 13:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it a coincidence that idiot boy's stats match up with those of our very own Pock Hobbert?

I think not.

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 13:43:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

why do i see myself buying packs and packs of these cards and getting nothing but stale gum and doubles of the droopy stick and idiot boy over and over again.


Does anyone want to trade 10 droopy sticks for a Fintan?

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-11-30 13:15:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't get the point but anyways +2.

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-30 13:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-30 12:18:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:00:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

there's no reason not to just copy and paste this review over and over:

Brilliant.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-30 12:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why the hell is the speed in 'mph'?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-30 12:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's all about the droopy stick. I might even venture to say that 'droopy stick' is essential to any well-developed deck.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-11-30 12:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:00:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

there's no reason not to just copy and paste this review over and over:

Brilliant.


Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-11-30 12:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Or more likely, you would have pasted your ass with the stick.

Sticks, twigs, branches and other such detritus, are for external use only. Pervert.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-11-30 12:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Brilliant, now shut up and cook me some pie bitch. The Pock Hobbert card should have been included. I would have pasted the sticks milky ass.

Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd buy that!

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey there Dee.
Where you been?

I like the stick. I can see a lot of myself in it.



Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha ha ferret

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

elephantjuice

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I've missed Fintan terribly... you can read into that.

and what's with the droopy stick having 100% strength? haha

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:32:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Teephphah, when you think the fastest thing in the world is a fat arsed budgie, inconsistent forms of measurements are the least of your worries.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Height: cm
Weight: kg
Speed: MPH?

One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn't belong.
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I was going to make a Pock Hobbert card.
It would be the same as the stick but the attributes would be halved.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:23:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am SO printing these out and forcing my family to play this instead of fucking monoploy!

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Geldof intelligence: 6%

HAAHAAHAAA

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy crap, the stick is pretty strong.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Derval, this is the finest post of the month.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:14:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's the rest of my week sorted.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Geldoff Chumyness!!!




Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HOORAY FOR FINTAN!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*weeps*

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

12 kilo ferret auto +2

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-11-30 11:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

there's no reason not to just copy and paste this review over and over:

Brilliant.

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

coolness through and through


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