The men I've dated - bandwagon (1546 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.38 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Loren (View user info) at 2005-11-30 14:14:52 EST
It took a little time to find a photo of all my conquests posing together... but I finally managed to dig one up and scan it in.
I'm so proud of myself - I mean - I may be tired, sore, and infected with "conditions" that don't have names yet, but I'm proud nonetheless.
And if anyone here has something negative to say? Well, you're just jealous because you aren't as blindingly hot as me, or you're angry because I won't let you have a shot at my crusty love-muffin.
Ah well, gotta run. I don't want to be late for my appointment at the free clinic.
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2006-01-10 03:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus mate do you have to boast? for fucks sake! hey and i am not drunk! ha ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to butter up that muffin.
uh oh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you're right, AJ. She's the one sucking me off in Section 21B, Row Q, seat 4 and 5.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I see my mom in there.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hahahaha
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
crusty love muffin... haha.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is all fine and dandy but i dont see me in that picture <sniff>
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How do you breathe with that much bukkake in your nose?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:31:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
im the one in the white t-shirt. you cant miss me.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy St. Andrew's Day! +2s for all!
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
#697 here. Remember me? Section H, Row 26, Seat #7? I think we really connected, and I'd like to see you again. Just you, me, #386, #421, #585 & that other cutey, #644 (he was the one that did that thing with that other thing... remember?). Anywayz... call me!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't believe you hopped on a bandwagon, baby.
I figured that there was a better chance that you'd hop on my pole than hop on a bandwagon.
Maybe there's still hope for the whole "pole" angle, after all.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmmmmmmmmm......... crusty love-muffin.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck someone already took my slack-jawed parlor trick. I'll show you!
Dick.
There. I feel much better about it now.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey that's me in Section 12B Row 8 Seat 16!!!
Loren I didn't know it was you...By the time I got to you most everyone else had left you for dead. Not I though. It was great for me...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AHAHAH! Ram, I liked it - and I know how you feel - I felt strangely compelled to jump on this BW too.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Look what you made me do...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80151
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-30 15:05:58 EST (#)
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GodLovesALittleLovin -
I think I see some eight-year old boys in that pic. Glad to see we have something in common.
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AHAHAHAHEEeeeewwww...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From the pictures Urbane has posted, we can conclude that Urbane was voluntarily used as a cum dumpster in Army barracks.
How honorable.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see me in there.
Or, at least, I see a drunk redneck. That COULD be me.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you must have an enormous vagina by now
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is she as bad in person? I'm really intrigued by this specimen. She might be our next Anna O.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HOLY SHIT!
I expected this to be a Fat Tony post, but, alas, it was the real Loren.
HEY! I think I see my dad in there!
Wait a second...
MOM??? :|
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! I dated that guy in Row 12 Isle 3 Seat 47 too!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Loren Whorin 1
Submitted by Chicane (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
why's urbane posting under loren1's handel ?
skanky tramp !
Submitted by GatorRed (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats me...no, the other guy...no...the one by that guy
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What a porno this would make.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad I'm the only one with a "backstage pass".
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:25:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's the eyebrows.
hey, there I am, third row up, seventh seat!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LIAR! I'm the guy in the far lower right-hand corner and I've never had access to this "crusty love muffin" of which you speak. I expect a phone call when you get back from the clinic.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:21:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I see a couple of familar faces in that crowed. I think we've both dated a few of the same guys.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It was a bit predictable, but +1 for the blurb.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I see some eight-year old boys in that pic. Glad to see we have something in common.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:18:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You're into the Nascar fans, huh? Yeah, me too.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i was the first to have the ass, bitches.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:16:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...and by wlaking, I mean walking.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Crusty?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're wlaking right into what is going to happen here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:16:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, this was hilarious. best of the bandwagon.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The eyebrows that filled a stadium.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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