First contribution (714 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.73 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Paddles (View user info) at 2005-11-30 15:59:23 EST
Y'ello.
Been browsing Uber for a while and it wasn't until now that I decided to sign up. So, for my first post, I've decided to milk a stupid internet joke for the last blood it's worth.
Enjoy, or don't, and let the -2nami commence.
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-14 21:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As much as I love your name, fuck you.
Submitted by CaptainChloroform (user info) at 2007-05-14 21:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto n00b +2
should have read http://www.ubersite.com/m/101683 first though
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-01-07 04:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome.
Any contributions are appreciated at this point.
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:24:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:43:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Notice that I didn't tell you to kill yourself or insult you. Just do something better next time.
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Fair enough. Thanks.
I think.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:51:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:18:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people try at least. This post just screams sheep.
Someone else said something that was remotely humorous and here you are. A completely vacuous hole of humorless, unoriginality.
Prove me wrong. I will gladly retract my statement and apologize. Until then, I stand by my words 100%.
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I never claimed to have put any effort into my post. Since when is that a prerequisite for humour?
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It was mildly funny when the first person did it months ago. It was remotely funny when the next hundred or so people did it over the course of months passed. I just can't find that much humor in something in which no effort or originality is put in. It makes you laugh. Great. I think it sucks and that is all.
Notice that I didn't tell you to kill yourself or insult you. Just do something better next time.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:11:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to give you a 0 since this post is a complete nonentity, but in your reviews you sound like a dick.
-2nami
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Rowan Atkinson is funny. You - not so much.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Even my first post wasn't this bad...close, but just NO
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:07:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Instead of milking this non-existant so-called "joke", why don't you milk my nutsac instead?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good call.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome to UBER, please dont suck again.
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:18:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people try at least. This post just screams sheep.
Someone else said something that was remotely humorous and here you are. A completely vacuous hole of humorless, unoriginality.
Prove me wrong. I will gladly retract my statement and apologize. Until then, I stand by my words 100%.
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I never claimed to have put any effort into my post. Since when is that a prerequisite for humour?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people try at least. This post just screams sheep.
Someone else said something that was remotely humorous and here you are. A completely vacuous hole of humorless, unoriginality.
Prove me wrong. I will gladly retract my statement and apologize. Until then, I stand by my words 100%.
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:40:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm what they call a n00b too, but at least I know it's
HA HA RABBIT
and
HAR HAR PEENER
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You say "toh-mah-toe", I say "go fuck yourself".
Submitted by mtgn37 (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i promise uber people that my first will be better. its coming soon.
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:27:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:24:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
17 reviews for this piece of shit and here I am contributing to it. People post something with substance and get knocked off the front page from horseshit like this. You truly suck.
Come back when you're entertaining.
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Substance? On Uber? Are you fucking serious?
Three words:
HAR HAR RABBIT.
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I'm what they call a n00b too, but at least I know it's
HA HA RABBIT
and
HAR HAR PEENER
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No. Just no.
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:24:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
17 reviews for this piece of shit and here I am contributing to it. People post something with substance and get knocked off the front page from horseshit like this. You truly suck.
Come back when you're entertaining.
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Substance? On Uber? Are you fucking serious?
Three words:
HAR HAR RABBIT.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:18:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:12:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I call one of my best friends 'paddles'... You're not her are you?
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...I have a penis.
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Nope. Definitely NOT her. Ok then. Carry on.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
17 reviews for this piece of shit and here I am contributing to it. People post something with substance and get knocked off the front page from horseshit like this. You truly suck.
Come back when you're entertaining.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep it up and maybe you can make the Shitfuck, The Cyst Master, and Paddles series.
Probably never, but keep it up!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my.
For Sale: One lengthy black teenager
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:12:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I call one of my best friends 'paddles'... You're not her are you?
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...I have a penis.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mr. bean?
are you serious?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:09:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
here's my first -2 for you first contribution. ghey post and gheyer (gheyier?) title
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEAN!!!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I call one of my best friends 'paddles'... You're not her are you?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:02:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy St. Andrew's Day! +2s for all!
oh yeah....no +2 for Bean though
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
only thing funny about this is you called it a "contribution"
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
here's my first -2 for you first contribution. ghey post and gheyer (gheyier?) title
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just for Mr. Bean
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got to say the nay-no my brotha.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about Paddles
User id: 23642
Registered on or around: 2005-11-29 22:01:13
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Perfect - that's all I want to know about you.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:05:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome Dickfor.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fellate me.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate myself for knowing that you exist.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:02:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy St. Andrew's Day! +2s for all!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:01:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Commencing.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-11-30 16:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that Bart's dad?