Christmas Leary-style (1024 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <freshspinach.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-11-30 17:02:09 EST
Recently came in to possession of Denis Leary's "Merry F#%$In' Christmas!" It came out last year and I guess it just passed me by because I think Leary is one of the funniest people on the planet. I've been searching the net looking for lyrics to the title song, so I've decided to transcribe them myself. I think I got it right for the most part.
Merry F#%$In' Christmas!!!
Old St. Nick's got bourbon breath,
It's so cold you could catch your death,
A cop just sold me crystal meth,
It's a Merry F#%$In' Christmas!
Everything's so Christmas-y,
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee,
My priest just sat on Santa's Knee,
It's a Merry F#%$In' Christmas!
All the kids go to bed each night,
To dream what Santa brings 'em.
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim
Or some other gyp religion.
Crappy toys flying off the shelf,
Midgets dressed up to look like elves,
Spread good cheer or burn in Hell,
It's a Merry F#%$In' Christmas!
All the kids go to bed each night,
To dream what Santa brings 'em.
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim
Or some other gyp religion.
Cracklin' fires to keep me warm,
And my collection of Asian porn,
Cradle my bells and work my horn,
It's a keep-on-trucking,
Last-year's-sucking
Midget-chucking,
Slap-the-puck-in,
How-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chucking
Merry F#%$In' Christmas!
User Reviews
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I need an MP3, dammit!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no way does captain planet not have at least three bitches.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love him. Good post.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:11:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was fucking my girlfriend the other night while that show was on. I stopped mid-stroke a few times to watch it until she got pised and turned off the tube.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:08:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Even if not original it's snowing here
and that puts me right in the mood.