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The Winner Is The Last Person To Rate This Message! (1741 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 0.16 on 82 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by quack (View user info) at 2005-11-30 17:55:22 EST


y helo thar butsecks!

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User Reviews


Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-09-16 17:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I win even more

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-16 16:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-16 15:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I win more.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-07-12 04:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I win.

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-25 10:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you serious!? I WIN!!!!

Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-06-25 08:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-25 07:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2006-01-24 00:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

rebirth.

win.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-25 04:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am teh winner!

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-22 13:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Teh winnar!!!!!! Ding ding ding

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-22 12:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

huh?

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Who wins???? ummm, me? YEP! ME

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:09:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not too late for a -2 is it?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

eh... ha!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What a fucking boring day on Ubersite

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

uhhhhm I win. And am pathetically bored.

Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*bump*


Now that can't be right...

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Breaking News: Today at Noon, Tigerlilly will be crowned Mistress of Heat!


Who fucking put that up there? I hate that shit.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 14:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i say again... HA!

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:59:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

With all due respect....

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I will win.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:57:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, Kiss. Kiss.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:56:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Krissi, you better respect your elders girl.

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No I win

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shut up you big Greek. I win

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I win!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ha!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:48:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

back off bitch

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it me? Is it me?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bastard

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-12-21 13:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

every other message.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

teh winnar!

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-12-19 10:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i will not be stopped.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-15 02:47:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Gobbledy Gook.

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-12-14 01:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

eh

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-12-11 23:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

NO SERIOUSLY. I WIN.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-09 10:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's the SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-12-09 10:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm a hustla.
ax about me.

Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Would all y'all fuck off. As clearly stated 4 or 5 reviews down:























I win.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Purple monkey dishwasher.

Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nope, me again

Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This is an odd way to garner hits

I win

Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

nope, fuck you
I win

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:36:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

rad is a bastard

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-02 20:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck ! I never win these things.

oh what ?

sweet ass !


It has recently come to the attention of the managment that as previously stated:


eye m teh winar !!

Submitted by Luderhow (user info) at 2005-12-02 20:10:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fools!! don't you see the scam of all this??the person is trying to create a never ending submitting...thingy...AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!...oh yeah,by the way, I TOTALLY WIN THIS!!


Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-02 20:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

LOOK AT THAT! It's a comet...come to kill us all!





I WIN!

Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-02 20:02:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

dammit quack, you got some serious skillz at this game. But can you compete with this....





























WINNER !

w00t

Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-02 20:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Leroy takes gold.

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-12-02 19:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

winnar!

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

chester the molester...

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I win

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck that shit, I WIN

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:35:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i win. again.

Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Where did you get that picture of my husband????

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:48:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm reviving in hopes that Fred blows me.

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My name is Fred.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What me win?

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Did I finally win something?

(OH NOES! Foiled AGAIN!!!)

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-01 05:53:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah to be a winner, however briefly...

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-01 05:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I will blow everyone who doesn't comment above this one.

Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-01 04:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR WINNER !!

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-12-01 04:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

that picture would be funnier if it said


you finna git dat cracka ass RAPEDA

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-12-01 02:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

In the lead again.

Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's not rape if It's consensual.








































Unless you do it rough enough

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I will win this contest.

Do I get rape as a prize?

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha, i hope shlongy comes back to see that.

::wins::

Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Zomg!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The last person to rate this message is a stupid name. He's probably ghey.

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:56:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a loser...for clicking this post.

We ALL are.

---------------------------------------

no, you're a loser because your a short, bald, 40-something old man who likes to hang out on the internet and pick on kids. get a life you fucking reject

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i wanna win

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

leader.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:56:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a loser...for clicking this post.

We ALL are.

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i can even beat MYSELF.


OFF!

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

seriously. quit. i will own you in the long run. i'm not in it for the short game.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no way is anyone ever in the history of the world going to beat me at this game.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm a loser...for clicking this post.

We ALL are.

Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-11-30 17:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I AME TEH WINNAR!


But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a
big fat dynamo.

-- Homer Simpson
King-Size Homer