Sexy Gaza Strip (844 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 0.6 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by nate (View user info) at 2005-11-30 18:04:08 EST
I was riding my bike down the Gaza Strip this morning it's fucking awesome they've got this wall that goes for miles provides good shade it's wambulance central though but if you are looking for a cheap holiday you can just lay a towel down on any one of the sandy roads clear skies palm trees fireworks on the hour and let me tell you the ass is unbelievable it's all bagged up and ready for sale only it's free so I was cruising along doing drive-bys on whatever I could sink my fingernails into thinking these stupid women are going to go home and tell their husbands who are going to cut their hands off nurrrrrrrr I hope they have fat soldering irons to cauterize those wounds also hope they have dexterity of the toe you may wonder why these women are always crying in public the western mode of thought is to crawl up into a ball wishing they could just fall into a hole and die while the Arab women realize they are already living in that hole and if they die they are already going to hell for that time they sneazed at the dinner table so I realized some of these women might wisen up to that fact if they don't tell their husbands about our short rendezvous they have a good chance of keeping their digits intact for another day of cooking and weaving so tomorrow I will be leaning off my bike and biting those asses they have trouble lying with no incriminating evidence I would like to see them explain two rows of teeth imprints what the fuck is your name it's probably a store bought name like john or steve get a homemade name like mine
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:30:22 EST (#)
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Needs a bit of refinment. Good energy though.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:18:31 EST (#)
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+1 for the yawning woman picture.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:03:38 EST (#)
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EWW ASS CRACK
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:29:04 EST (#)
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interesting, Lady Godiva
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:26:40 EST (#)
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+2 For whatever reason I laughed (picture)
-1 I don't like reading a block of text...