Ken's Super-Gay Christmas Party (5476 hits)
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Submitted by The Lone Stranger (View user info) at 2005-11-30 19:13:14 EST
I recently returned home from a Thanksgiving visit with family. When I walked through the living room downstairs, I was confronted with this. All I could manage to say was, "GUH?"
After punching myself in the scrotum for an hour out of sheer confusion, I decided that I must take a picture and share it with you, so that in your own befuddlement, you may also punch yourself in the genitals.
As it turns out, my man-friendly housemate decided to do some holiday decorating while I was out. He said that he hopes it doesn't offend me. Offend? Me? Impossible. Too bad for him he didn't say anything about hoping I don't take a picture of it to use as my Christmas card.
I suppose this is a gay version of a nativity scene, except there are no babies, no wise men, no donkeys, no mangers, etc. There is a bunch of ghey menz, gratuitous groping, plastic penises, and a gay mermaid...er, merman. It looks like a fabulous party! Everyone is smiling except for that one scowling dude who probably has plastic-penis envy. I can only imagine that Santa is delivering his package a little early for these guys.
Feel free to photoshop this to death. I myself would have inserted little bubble voices with funny remarks of the homo persuasion, but every time I look at it I get more confused, and my genitals are still sore from yesterday.
GHEY!
User Reviews
Submitted by Legin (user info) at 2006-12-26 05:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic holiday display. Wish that the makers of Ken actually produced these "woody" creatures.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-12-02 00:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK. I asked where he got the plastic penises. The gay doll store.
What?
Every town has one.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-12-02 00:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Flanders:
Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what
the hey, you know ... kinda reminds me of my good ole
fraternity days.
Homer: D'oh! Oh my God! He's enjoying it!
Dead Putting Society
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:02:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WoW
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:26:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your windows need to be re-caulked or that water damage will spread and cause damage to your foundation.
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It's all good. I am renting.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:26:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Your windows need to be re-caulked or that water damage will spread and cause damage to your foundation.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:30:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy ghey this was awesome!!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more plastic peener. I'm writing a letter to Mattel. Also Ken could use some manscaping.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: GHEY KENZ
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:55:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Where did he get the Ken doll dicks?
I really must know.
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I was wondering the same thing. Since I had to cut vaginas into all of my, I mean all of my sister's, Barbie and Skipper dolls.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT TEH GHEY?!?!?!?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNEW santa was ghey! thats why my ass hurts so much when I wake up christmas morning!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your windows need to be re-caulked or that water damage will spread and cause damage to your foundation.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:13:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
looks like tom cruise is about to give hasselhoff some oral
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool lampshade!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-01 05:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Leather jacket. Back left.
Hasselhoff.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-12-01 05:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funtastic, I'm sure.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-01 05:10:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-01 04:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GUH ?!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're fucked. In the good way.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this isnt what it looks like!
ill explain...
in a later post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a great party!
Somehow, I find this decorating more interesting than what Mrs. Shlongy does around our joint...there's gotta be 72 snowmen, in a variety of styles, shapes, textures, sizes, etc. fucking up my once gorgeous house during this time of year.
I fucking hate snowmen.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:04:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How did Ken grow a penis?
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/80175
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:41:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
He needs something since you won't share the Asian Sex Dwarf.
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Glad to see you haven't forgotten the ASD.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is probably the kind of nightmare that fucked up a young Jack McCallum.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the black one is fucking santa's ear.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-11-30 20:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i cant stop laughing!
that is the most ri-goddamn-diculous thing i've ever laid eyes on!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is like my Christmas but with Ken dolls instead of 8 tear old chinese boys.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where did he get the Ken doll dicks?
I really must know.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:47:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TEH GHEY!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:41:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
perfect
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He needs something since you won't share the Asian Sex Dwarf.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
b@w
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's just fucking bizarre.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....GASP.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
My Christmas list is full of ghey men, but NONE of them are this gay. That's hilarious. I'd leave it up year round.
Submitted by a_palindrome (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-30 19:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha holy shit! Those Kens have wieners!
You "live" with a homosexual? Sounds kinda gay.
Tata
Be fabulous!
Love,
The Cyst Master
xoxoxoxo