Funniest Uber One-Liners (1033 hits)
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Submitted by Jabroni (View user info) at 2005-11-30 20:59:50 EST
I'm not sure if this has been done before, and I'm sure as hell not about to look it up.
You all remember that one time where you burst out laughing and your roommate looked at you like you were retarded. It just happened to me when I read my first choice here. It's those critical one-liners that hold Uber together.
Here are my top five, what are yours?
1. Quartermain's -- http://www.ubersite.com/m/80169
"I, on the other hand, am not deaf, so you don't need to yell 'CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT? at me from half an inch away (or 13 liters for our European friends) "
2. Cracked_out_Cali's -- http://www.ubersite.com/m/79991
"Ahhhh shit. "Larique! Bring that black ass back here and take your Funk with you!" "
3. Wildcat's -- http://www.ubersite.com/m/80134
"like the time he shot an arrow into the neighbors AC unit for no reason at all or when I saw him piss in his own mouth when he was being changed as a baby because he had a mini-boner"
4. JMG114's -- http://www.ubersite.com/m/27916
"Remember when you used to drive me out to deserted parking lots and you put your penis inside my lub-lub?"
and 5. Tom Sorrell's -- http://www.ubersite.com/m/75447
"I don't feel there's a question that could be asked that I couldn't respond to with the phrase: 'Applesauce, bitch.' "
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:17:29 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/80209
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Similar ideas
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:17:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid post + bad choices = teh butt secks
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking alien cats.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:09:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:43:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
And where the fuck is "what the hell man..."
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ha!
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And where the fuck is "what the hell man..."
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Not even close to "HA HA RABBIT" funny.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-01 03:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
weak sauce
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-01 03:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You should have called this Unfunniest reviews. One-liners implies that they were funny, none were.
Time to bring out the dancing purple hippo!
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If it wasent for my horse... I wouldnt have spent that year in college. -Lewis Black
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I prefer my one-liners in real life.
Submitted by dangerdude (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the lub lub
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i have shit funnier than that.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
50% of the time, it works all the time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Applesauce, bitch?
Man, View Askew...
It's everywhere, now-a-days.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you could have narrowed that down a bit there AJ
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
4/5 are in the last 60% of Uber chronology.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Had the potential to be better, but I still got a chuckle out of it. I'ma try that "Applesauce, bitch" line next time I get a chance.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, gotta give an automatic +2, since you used my material.
But I must say, there were a couple better lines in there than that. Such as;
"How awesome would it be, to roll up to a Baptist B-B-Q, with my black hoe, and watch everyone drop their chicken in astonishment?"
"Well, just pretend its cherry Kool-Aid and you'll be money"
"Hey now, shut your watermelon hole. It's go time."
and my personal favorite:
"She screams out something that's very similar to the shout at the beginning of the 'Lion King' "
But again thanks for the honor(?) of being on this list
Submitted by AUSSIE_CHICK (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:23:40 EST (#)
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What exactly is a litre?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's one that you missed, somehow.
Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by The_Last_Prophet (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
WTF? One liners? My ass!
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
see below
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:06:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF? I'm not reading all that!
But whom killed him, and why?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-30 21:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, ya got a laugh outta me.