UberWisdom II (634 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: 0 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thanatos (View user info) at 2005-11-30 22:34:25 EST
Well Jabroni failed miserably at entertaining by posting random shitty quotes. here are random shitty quotes that might actually make you laugh; Stolen from Uber, and other disreputable websites.
maybe they need to up it to 75 virgins and a pepsi.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:36:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that Jesus was co-pilot on the Millenium Falcon... Oh wait a sec... that was Chewbacca.
I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whoever I'm with.- Elwood P. Dowd
Job interviews require snipers. -Angst Tech
Pick your date up and give her the pig heart. She will probably want to do you right in the car on the way to the prom.
IRELAND
"Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?"
FRANCE
"Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
Aren't the French just Germans who can make sauces?"
ITALY
"Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O's! "
POLAND
"Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?"
GERMANY
"Is this bratwurst kosher?"
TURKEY
"Where's the hash at?
It's cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?"
KOREA
"Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?"
CHINA
"This wall isn't so great."
ENGLAND
"Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?"
SWEDEN
"Do you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?"
YEMEN
"Yemen? That's a s tupid name for a country. What's it mean -- 'Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ?"
INDIA
"You don't live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?"
ETHIOPIA
"After a long day of travel, I'm famished. Hey - those flies sure love your pregnant son!"
CANADA
"You're like Americans without money."
SPAIN
"So, this is the country that's not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?"
SOUTH AFRICA
"I liked it better the other way."
MEXICO
"What's that smell?"
SAUDI ARABIA
"Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?"
RUSSIA
"Is it always this cold and economically devastated?"
UZBEKISTAN
"Can you spell Uzbekistan?"
GREECE
"I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
AFGHANISTAN
"Seriously, where is the real country... where is everything?"
JAPAN
"What's Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?"
AUSTRALIA
"How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?"
AMERICA
"Was John Wayne gay?"
You're stupid, I'm rude. See you tommorrow. - 3rd Rock
You underestimate physics.
At least he isn't overestimating psychics.
Never try to sneak past a rabbit hutch with an owl in your pants.
"GAAAFLAAAABLEEEEH!" he cried, becoming aware of his predicament.
I prefer the company of women, but there are rare occasions on an almost daily basis when no woman prefers mine.
When the weather turned drunken
4 of 5 pirates agree
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori-- It is sweet and right to die for your country.
The democratization of education
"Stupid anti-pimping laws." -Bender
The things that will destroy us are: politics without principle; pleasure without conscience; wealth without work; knowledge without character; business without morality; science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice."
Mahatma Gandhi
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
Peter Ustinov
"Socialism is less extreme than communism, but no less foolish. The sheer economic might of free-capitalist states far outweighs any possible value of goodness one can attribute to the workings of socialist policy."
-Heinrid Abadas
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
- Winston Churchill
"Socialism is economic slavery" Patrick Walsh
"How did you land fine ass bitches all the time snoop?" I asked him. "Sure the millions of dollars and giant negro penis help, but what else?"
"English, Motherfucker! Do you speak it?!"
-Pulp Fiction
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:25:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:38:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:36:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't laugh.
at all
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+4 to offset the mirthless and the dumbshits. Heh. """
So where do you stand now BUBBA. More people -2'd that +2'd it's called HONEST rating.
However, you CHOSE, CHOSE mind it wasn't forced on you the username BUBBA.
Therefore, your opinion no longer counts and I will never acknowledge your existance again.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:38:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:36:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't laugh.
at all
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This is the kind of 3rd-grade humor that could only amuse americans. Hence why movies like EuroTrip are resounding success.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TEXAS
*I laughed. I creid. I farted*
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-12-01 06:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Most of it was 'meh' at best. But mentioning Bender is an auto+2. Still, it wasn't his best quote.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-01 04:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:38:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:36:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't laugh.
at all
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Sadly they're right, not one of these was funny.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:38:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:36:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't laugh.
at all
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Everyone else on here except one gave +2s. You two fucks have to be
second class assholes and give -2s. Why? Didn't your mom suck
your asshole today? Didn't your second grade teacher blow you?
Didn't yo daddy jerk you off?
Why don't you both just jump in front of a fooking big truck?
People like you really wrench my shorts into a knot. You have no
fucking life so you insist on trying to make others feel bad.
I don't have to put up with your shit, fuckboys. You are both the
scum of the planet.
Eat shit and die, you condescending assholes!!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:25:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One amongst many. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:25:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:38:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:36:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't laugh.
at all
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+4 to offset the mirthless and the dumbshits. Heh.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ETHIOPIA
"After a long day of travel, I'm famished. Hey - those flies sure love your pregnant son!"
I'm going to hell for laughing at that...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed. Especially at this...
"Never try to sneak past a rabbit hutch with an owl in your pants."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:36:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't laugh.
at all
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AFGHANISTAN
"Seriously, where is the real country... where is everything?"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SOUTH AFRICA
"I liked it better the other way."
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-11-30 22:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't laugh.