"Do I need a computer to connect to the internet in my room?" and other brilliant questions I answer at the front desk (2117 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg (View user info) at 2005-11-30 23:30:16 EST
Business travellers.
Man, they suck.
You'd think that someone who can somehow find a way to get a job that allows him to travel would have a basic knowledge of... you know... anything, really.
I answered that question last night here at the hotel. When I told him he did, he got mad, and said that we should not advertize "free high speed internet" if they have to have a computer.
Other true questions I've been asked:
"Is the continental breakfast European or American?"
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"Can I order breakfast for tomorrow right now?"
"We don't have room service, ma'am."
"So I need to call in the morning, then?"
"We don't have room service, ma'am."
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"What time is the wake-up call in the morning?"
"Whenever you would like, sir."
"Well, you don't have to be sarcastic about it. I just want to know when you guys wake us up."
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"Do you have 2% milk, or skim at the breakfast bar?"
"You have the choice of either, sir. We have both 2% and skim."
So you don't have skim, then?"
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"Can I get another pillow in my room?"
"Certainly, sir. Feather or regular?"
"What's in the feather pillow?"
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"Can I get a shuttle run to the airport in the morning?"
"Certainly sir, what time is your flight?"
"You don't know?"
"No sir, we don't have that type of information."
"Well, can you call Delta and find out?"
"Can't you just tell me, sir?"
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"I work for the government."
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"Can we use your small meeting room tonight?"
"I'm sorry, it's been booked already for the entire evening."
"By whom?"
"Mary Kay, ma'am."
"Fuck Mary Kay."
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"My room doesn't have a window."
"I'm sorry, ma'am?"
"My room has no window."
"Did you open the curtains?"
*click*
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"I'd like another room, please."
"Certainly, sir. What seems to be the problem?"
"It's colder than a witches teet."
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"This room you put me into is too cold, too."
"I'm sorry sir but when I went in to check the room, the thermostat was at 70 degrees."
"Well now it says 60."
"Did you turn the dial right into the blue, or left into the red?"
*click*
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"I can't get into the pool."
"I'm sorry. The pool closes at 11PM."
"But my watch says it's only 10PM."
"Are you from the West Coast, sir?"
"Yes, so?"
"Did you set your watch for Mountain Time?"
"Why would I do that?"
"Because you're in Denver, sir."
"But my watch says 10PM."
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"I'd like to speak to your manager about my rate, please."
"Yes sir, I'm the weekend manager, what can I do for you?"
"I'm trying to figure out how you got my credit card number."
"Excuse me, sir?"
"My credit card has been charged for my room."
"Was the room supposed to be direct billed instead, sir?"
"No, but you never swiped my card when I checked in."
"Did you use it to reserve the room, sir?"
"Yes, so?"
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And my personal favorite...
"Yes, I'd like to have a shuttle pick me up from work, please."
"Certainly sir, what's the address?"
"I don't know."
"Can you describe the building?"
"Well, it's three stories, tan and green, a couple of evergreens in front, and it's across from this big round building with blue neon around the top."
"Sir, are you outside the hotel?"
"Holy shit..."
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2006-11-11 07:00:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
make up for fag below
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:19:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have a shit job and I'm better than you at life.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2006-11-11 06:05:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
been there ...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-11-11 05:47:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Can I get a shuttle run to the airport in the morning?"
"Certainly sir, what time is your flight?"
"You don't know?"
"No sir, we don't have that type of information."
"Well, can you call Delta and find out?"
"Can't you just tell me, sir?"
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"I work for the government."
Hahaha. This is why I hate the general public.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did I mention she was blonde?
I did?
she was VERY blonde.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 04:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah id take batshit crazy blondes in a hotel over old senile people anyday too
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
See, this is what you get for choosing a job with "people" ans interacting with them.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a woman who was dropped off at the hotel at about 1:20 in the morning. She came in all upset because some guy had just bailed on her and left her without any money. I asked her to calm down a little and this is the story I got.
She had been set up on a date with this asshole by some friends of hers. He only wanted one thing: poon tang.
But she had just broken up with her ex, and she seems to have a policy that she won't sleep with anyone within 30 days of a brak up. Did I mention she was blonde?
Anyway, the asshole rushed her to leave the restaurant and she forgot her bags, which had all her money and ID in it.
After she cock-blocked him, he said he'd take her to the hotel and pay for a room for her. Upon arrival, he tried to put the moves on her again, but she shut him down, so he just drove off.
So now I have a distraught woman standing at the front desk crying and wondering what she was going to do.
And what could I do? I couldn't give her a room for free, and I couldn't have her loitering in the lobby all night. She tried calling everyone she could think of, but no one answered. She even suggested I let her stay at my house. Fat chance lady!
Finally I got her to go sit down while I called the manager. The solution: call the. I called the cops, they arrived, and THEN she remembers to call her brother a couple of towns over. He answers! Good, she has a place to go.
BUT NO!!!!!!!!!!
The brother has no car and no license?! finally the cop arranges to take her to the town line where another cop will pick her up and take her to the OTHER town line, where a THIRD cop will take her to the brothers house.
This went on for over an hour.
Still better than working at the old folks home though...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Can we use your small meeting room tonight?"
"I'm sorry, it's been booked already for the entire evening."
"By whom?"
"Mary Kay, ma'am."
"Fuck Mary Kay."
hahaha
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 02:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i forgot abouthte woman who came to be at 2am sat night/sun morn and asked me for the local mormon churches location and times, and i told her i was unaware of the location of any but would be happy to check the phone book so she may find one.
she was a bit offended i didnt have that info memorized
i then found 2 results both about 40 miles away
she then said thats too far, i need something closer
i told her i was sorry, and showed her that there were no other location listed
she took the phone book, flipped out her cell then asked 411 who gave her the same results.
she then told me that "this was unaceptable and (my) manager would be hearing about this"
if it was really that important she should have decided to look into it before 2am on a sat night/sun morn
i will also add she was morbidly obese and was a heavy mouth breather.
my manager basically laughed when i told the story, and said the same thing about importance of planning ahead.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
working at a hotel in the overnight shift, i feel your pain
last night (no lie) i had a woman call me because she couldnt turn off the light by her bed.
i asked her if she tried the switch, she told me it doesnt work
i went to the room, walked to the lamp and turned the switch, it turned off. she simply said "i thought those didnt work" ... as if the switches on the lamps are there for decoration.
i also had the same "if they offer free internet, they should provide a computer in the room"
and my personal favorite....
"whats the weather like"
"it's snowing sir"
"outside??"
"where else would you like it to be snowing sir?"
"click"
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-11-11 01:33:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stupid people are everywhere, I love them.
Working in a bar, I once had this conversation,
"Hi, what can I get you?"
"Y'got Guinness, mate?"
"We certainly do" I motion towards the large, black Guiness pump directly in front of him. "We also serve Guinness Extra Cold"
"Whassa diffrunce?"
"The temperature, sir..."
"I'll 'ave a Stella, mate."
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2006-08-25 08:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-28 19:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-01-02 21:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 from a former hotel employee- these quotes are hilarious. I was office manager for an attraction (amusing/shitty in its own right), and I never knew how front desk could handle that stuff every single day.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-20 09:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to say Shenanigans for this just because I don't want to lose faith in humanity. But I somehow believe it all.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 08:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Yes, I'd like to have a shuttle pick me up from work, please."
"Certainly sir, what's the address?"
"I don't know."
"Can you describe the building?"
"Well, it's three stories, tan and green, a couple of evergreens in front, and it's across from this big round building with blue neon around the top."
"Sir, are you outside the hotel?"
"Holy shit..."
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No fucking way.
Submitted by teakettle (user info) at 2005-12-04 19:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2005-12-04 19:38:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of when I worked at Disney World. "What time is the three o'clock parade?" Or when I'm standing under the sign displaying the wait time for a ride: "How long is the line?" I turn around, stare at the sign for a minute, turn back to the dumbass tourist, and say "I dunno."
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-04 19:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
4 star hotel?
i've stayed at hotels that do know your flight details etc.
you dont even have to tell them.
your secretary does it for you
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Business class.
And, uh, "Boy"...
Yeah, you see, you're a tool.
Certified by NAMBLA.
Dipshit. 10 "0" ratings equal...
Lesse, let's do the math...
Carry the 4...
One single zero rating.
Bright.
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:19:32 EST (#)
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did i hurt your feelings, mr. fairy? go back to frisco, hahahaha dumbass.
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:18:40 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAH YOU QUEERdasdfasdfassdasffsdfasffasdf
dumbass!!! HAHAH
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:18:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:18:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:18:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:18:17 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAH YOU QUEERd
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:17:53 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAH YOU QUEER
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:39:17 EST (#)
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4 star hotel?
i've stayed at hotels that do know your flight details etc.
you dont even have to tell them.
your secretary does it for you
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
go back into the closet, fage
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:22:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought that an "extra pillow" was a euphamism for asking for a prostitute. No wonder the guy was confused.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-12-02 21:54:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can totally relate.
I work at Keystone ski resort, guest services (call center).
My favorite questions:
"Does the gondola take you to Breckenridge....like to the shops and stuff?"
"You know those baby carriers...kind of like a backpack deal? Can I take my kid in one of those while I'm skiing?"
"...you would bring water-proof, insulated pants and jacket...gloves..."
Interrupting asshole: "Why WATERPROOF?!"
"........snow melts..."
(at 11 p.m.)
"Keystone Guest Servi-..."
"PIZZA!"
"Excuse me, sir?"
"PIZZA! Deliver me a pizza!"
"No one delivers this late."
"Yea, but it would be nice to have a pizza."
"I'm sorry, no one delivers this late."
"PIZZA!"
"Keystone guest services."
"Yea, my daughter daughter just had implants done by Dr. SoandSo, and I'd like to talk to someone about the bill. It should've gone to this Visa card, and it's on my Mastercard."
".......This is Keystone Ski Resort."
"Oh, shit."
"We have a tubing hill. The lanes are a couple hundred feet long."
"So you can tube down the whole mountain?!"
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why, thank you.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Doesn't change the quality of the post. This was fucking funny.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:44:58 EST (#)
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OH and on the "Free Internet" thing.
Our adverts are "Free wired and wireless T1 connections in every room"
We say nothing about computers or anything.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's OK. Circe's a good writer on a consistant basis.
I'm touch n' go.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, i was having a real shitty day. This post made me feel alot better. Good job, Jay!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:28:43 EST (#)
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If Circe had posted this it woulda been rated 1.94
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit...
This was a throw-away post for me. I was expecting 300 or so hits, maybe a 1.2 rating...
Wow.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Is the continental breakfast European or American?"
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I've actually seen a difference between the two, namely, the American has more meat (i.e. fat) in it.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm sorry, it's been booked already for the entire evening."
"By whom?"
"Mary Kay, ma'am."
"Fuck Mary Kay."
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I still want to move to Colorado.
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is a good example as to why people should not have sexual intercourse with their relatives. THIS is what happens. Damn people are stupid.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:36:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Fuck Mary Kay"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This ugly security bitch at work looks down on me because I lost my access card twice.
Maybe I have more important things on my mind than stupid details she's paid to care about.
I hate how lowly personel like you think they're all knowing. These people are most likely more brilliant than you, considering that they don't work at a front desk.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:07:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate idiots.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"My room doesn't have a window."
"I'm sorry, ma'am?"
"My room has no window."
"Did you open the curtains?"
*click*
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reminded me of something i would do.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Can we use your small meeting room tonight?"
"I'm sorry, it's been booked already for the entire evening."
"By whom?"
"Mary Kay, ma'am."
"Fuck Mary Kay."
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that was me.
Submitted by Serfuzz (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My room doesn't have a window."
"I'm sorry, ma'am?"
"My room has no window."
"Did you open the curtains?"
*click*
Fuck you, I didn't know it was behind there!
er....
Submitted by janeroe (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:54:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:51:39 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:26:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:25:08 EST (#)
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although i've gotten the any key question, asking if they have to have a computer isn't that retarded. i mean i've been at hotels that advertise high speed internet and actually have computer access already up there for ya in the room. so not everywhere requires you bring your own laptop. but people are dumb oh well.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-12-01 11:06:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are some of the stupid people that need to be taken out back and shot in the head with a shotgun.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:39:48 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:39:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree--fuck Mary Kay.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"I can't get into the pool."
"I'm sorry. The pool closes at 11PM."
"But my watch says it's only 10PM."
"Are you from the West Coast, sir?"
"Yes, so?"
"Did you set your watch for Mountain Time?"
"Why would I do that?"
"Because you're in Denver, sir."
"But my watch says 10PM."
I had the hardest time explaining to a co-worker of mine why it gets dark earlier when we set the clocks back in the fall. TWO DAYS of discussions about it. I think he figured that the sun just hung out for an hour while we changed the clocks or something, so as not to mess with the daylight.
Will he have kids someday? Likely.
I weep for the future.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:35:08 (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-01 06:36:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
"My room doesn't have a window."
"I'm sorry, ma'am?"
"My room has no window."
"Did you open the curtains?"
*click*
HaHa
-Dave
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I second that as my favorite.
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I 3rd the motion.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True or not these were funny.
Submitted by Dizzle (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People who travel are funny...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-01 10:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Can I order breakfast for tomorrow right now?"
"We don't have room service, ma'am."
"So I need to call in the morning, then?"
"We don't have room service, ma'am."
You should offer her a fist in da mouth for breakfast. Free of charge.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:50:23 EST (#)
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Stupid people are great...for me to poop on.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:44:59 EST (#)
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It's funny, because its true.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:38:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the reason you got fired from your security job is because you are a bleeding heart liberal
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:35:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-01 06:36:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
"My room doesn't have a window."
"I'm sorry, ma'am?"
"My room has no window."
"Did you open the curtains?"
*click*
HaHa
-Dave
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I second that as my favorite.
Submitted by Stuch (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Can I get a shuttle run to the airport in the morning?"
"Certainly sir, what time is your flight?"
"You don't know?"
"No sir, we don't have that type of information."
"Well, can you call Delta and find out?"
"Can't you just tell me, sir?"
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"I work for the government."
I'm getting this printed on a t-shirt.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:27:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was pretty damn funny.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-01 09:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Can I get a shuttle run to the airport in the morning?"
"Certainly sir, what time is your flight?"
"You don't know?"
"No sir, we don't have that type of information."
"Well, can you call Delta and find out?"
"Can't you just tell me, sir?"
"I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"I work for the government."
This was hilarious to me.
Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-01 08:11:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Some are really not all that funny...
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn, man. This is a goldmine.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 07:04:58 EST (#)
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whys it gotta be americans?
check out what the poms are up to
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2005540481,00.html
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-01 06:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are too funny to be shenanigans.
+2 for dumb arse American business people.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-01 06:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"My room doesn't have a window."
"I'm sorry, ma'am?"
"My room has no window."
"Did you open the curtains?"
*click*
HaHa
-Dave
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-01 05:31:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You work in America right..?
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-01 04:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Sir, are you outside the hotel?"
Submitted by Kel (user info) at 2005-12-01 04:42:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold.
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-12-01 04:30:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-12-01 04:30:28 EST (#)
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If I had to perform in Denver, for Farm AID or something, I wouldn't stay at your hotel. I'll bet it only has 5 stars.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-01 03:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely observed
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-12-01 02:51:15 EST (#)
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hehehe
I love dumbasses, too bad we depend on their money for our livelyhood
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-12-01 02:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha!
Woo!
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-12-01 02:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:13:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
they are such dumb shits and yet you have to call the sir
how much of a fucking loser must you be
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Are you kidding? Making another person feel stupid AND still being subservient towards that person is double the fun.
Let me put it this way, how would YOU feel when a person who is 'below' you hands your ass to you?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-01 02:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are pretty good, but that last one is fucking GOLD!
Submitted by lowrysm (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I work part time in custoemr service - I feel your pain.
My favourite ever is "We don't have that item, I'm sorry, but the shop upstairs might have it?" *I gesture towards the visibile staircase*
"Upstairs? Where's that?"
"Uhhhh....up the stairs."
Moron.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Amusing.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:22:20 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:14:49 EST (#)
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Perfect. There should be more of this shit. :)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:10:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-01 01:07:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you are as good a hotel man as you were a security man, huh?
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This deserves much higher ratings. People must hate you?
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:13:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
they are such dumb shits and yet you have to call the sir
how much of a fucking loser must you be
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-01 00:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you don't need a computer; they have t.v. internet hook-ups.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Good stuff. I hate work.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ignorant fucks
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats some funny shit
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You still around, LOD?
Seriously, I thought you would have choked on your mom's dildo by now.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-30 23:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, priceless. Stupid people need to be shot.