What is all this Urbane Business? (7301 hits)
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Submitted by Belle (View user info) at 2005-12-01 08:48:42 EST
Look, I've waited until Shit Post Thursday, so don't get all larey.
I just want to know what the fuck is all this fake fanny cancer thing?
Please note - Im English - Fanny means flange... and flange means Vagina. I am not talking about butt disease here people. Fanny cancer is far more serious.
Anyway, Thats pretty much it.
I go away for a while and come back to find out that Apollo is living with Elvis, and Urbane is being accused of having made up a story about over active cell multplication in her lady bits.
Oh... that, and that Berty still loves me, which is always nice to know (thank you Berty).
I did a search for Urbane on google images and this was second
Coincidence?
I think so... but well, it could mean something to someone somewhere... maybe.
Whatever, I just wanted the goss. Apollo is in a different timezone and I can't bug him and ask.
Love,
B
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-08 06:44:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:51:36 (#)
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I haven't got any kids. I'd like some. Anyone got any spare?
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Romania. Got pretty babies coming out of their ears.
Erm... I feel we've passed onto very thin ice here so er... Let's leave this conversation here.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:07:16 EST (#)
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Lojope was raped.
Pass it on.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:42:28 EST (#)
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You made me smile Method.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:22:56 EST (#)
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Well, maybe a LIL bit in a perverted way
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:22:34 EST (#)
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Have I told you that I love you, Loren? Not in any perverted way, like you get free drinks from me for life whenever I see you.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:17:36 EST (#)
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Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:20:15 (#)
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This post kind of reminds me of the time everyone picked on somone in the most mercieless and pityful way possible for a few irritating indescressions that happend some time ago.
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You've been around here, what, 4 months or so? You have no idea how many people Val has affected in a very negative way, not just in cyberspace, but on a personal level, and not just the people she had sex with.
I'm no bully, and I don't like them, but this is not a case of bullying, it's a case of the well-deserved calling out of a compulisive, manipulating, back stabbing liar.
I'm sure I'm not alone when I say I hope all of this does the trick and she finds something else to do with her spare time other than coming to Ubersite.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 13:51:36 EST (#)
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I haven't got any kids. I'd like some. Anyone got any spare?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:58:11 EST (#)
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You've got a lot in common with my housemate Cindy. He's unemployed though.
Do you have any widdle lads or lasses of your own? You never seem to talk about them much, unlike other ubererrs.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:29:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:10:35 (#)
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Berty- if you do nothing else this Christmas, watch all episodes of the 1990s Kids Tv series "Press gang" on DVD. Focus on the character of Billy Homer. You will not be disappointed.
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Is there nothing you do but watch TV? Aren't you married? Do you not have better things to do?
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I've been married for 9 years. I'm awesome at being married.
I don't actually watch TV very much at all, just DVDs of whole series so I miss the adverts.
You will come back and apologise once you witness the awesomeness of Billy Homer. He's a tetraplegic and very bitter.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 12:10:35 EST (#)
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Berty- if you do nothing else this Christmas, watch all episodes of the 1990s Kids Tv series "Press gang" on DVD. Focus on the character of Billy Homer. You will not be disappointed.
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Is there nothing you do but watch TV? Aren't you married? Do you not have better things to do?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:21:55 EST (#)
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By the way: none of the pictures I have posted are or of me. They are all of some innocent woman with dubious fashion sense.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:20:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:04:54 (#)
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Yeah right C1ndy, and I'm an able bodied white boy.
*self congratulatory wheel spin*
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Berty- if you do nothing else this Christmas, watch all episodes of the 1990s Kids Tv series "Press gang" on DVD. Focus on the character of Billy Homer. You will not be disappointed.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:20:15 EST (#)
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This post kind of reminds me of the time everyone picked on somone in the most mercieless and pityful way possible for a few irritating indescressions that happend some time ago.
In other news my penis smells like apples.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-07 08:04:54 EST (#)
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Yeah right C1ndy, and I'm an able bodied white boy.
*self congratulatory wheel spin*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 07:59:34 EST (#)
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By the way: none of the pictures I have posted are or of me. They are all of some innocent woman with dubious fashion sense.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 19:28:34 EST (#)
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Wait, so she's really not a model/pornstar/object of everyone's affection?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:14:40 EST (#)
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because of that pic, I went for such a long time thinking that she was fit and not understanding everybody's comments on her appearance.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-06 18:14:20 EST (#)
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And who could forget about these?!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44248
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:43:39 EST (#)
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That can't be her. I'd hit whoever that was.
With something other than Caul's car.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:38:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:32:34 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/23530
(Scroll down for picture.) But please don't review it, for the love of all that is holy. I'm tired of seeing her name.
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TAHT'S TOTALLY HER, YOU'RE SO JEALOUS! SHE WOULD NEVER LIE!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:32:34 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/23530
(Scroll down for picture.) But please don't review it, for the love of all that is holy. I'm tired of seeing her name.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:12:14 EST (#)
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It's awesome that this got resurrected.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:00:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:54:15 (#)
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Imagine if you put all this QUALITY HATE to good use.
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Like hating you.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:54:15 EST (#)
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Imagine if you put all this QUALITY HATE to good use.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:48:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:40:04 (#)
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I swear to God, Caul is obsessed with that picture. He probably has it hanging up over his bed and wakes up to it every morning.
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No, I just want it immortalized. Like the name Eric Rice becoming synonym to rapist, you see?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:40:04 EST (#)
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I swear to God, Caul is obsessed with that picture. He probably has it hanging up over his bed and wakes up to it every morning.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:40:04 EST (#)
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I do not, I repeat, DO NOT, have issues with...mentally handicapped. """
hahahahahahhaah, poor Electro
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:38:14 EST (#)
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ewwwwhahahahaha
Quit traumatizing me Caul! I didn't even click on it. Rotting Oysters was enough of a clue.
I don't wanna see no more of the twaty!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:36:54 EST (#)
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Honestly, who cares if she's fat or not. The problem though, isn't if she's fat or not, it's the fact that she lies about it, like everything else.
I do not, I repeat, DO NOT, have issues with her being fat or skinny or mentally handicapped.
According to her, she's lost about 175 pounds since people "last saw her" (One time was 75 pounds, another time was ANOTHER 85 pounds, I think she just lost track of her lies.)
It just baffles me how someone could say that with a straight face and actually believe it.
She's not an ugly girl, by any means. In fact, I would go so far as to say she's homely.
We should cut her some slack though, she's mentally deranged and picking on her would be akin to picking on Electro.
Oh, wait.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:30:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:28:04 (#)
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So, what exactly does she look like (to those who have met her in real life)? She keeps saying she's lost lots of weight but when she does, everyone (who has been to Ubercons with her) goes "coughcoughBULLSHITcoughcough."
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/113331177178962819/1/Rotting_Oyster.jpg
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:28:04 EST (#)
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So, what exactly does she look like (to those who have met her in real life)? She keeps saying she's lost lots of weight but when she does, everyone (who has been to Ubercons with her) goes "coughcoughBULLSHITcoughcough."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:19:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:16:39 (#)
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People like Urbane fucking sucked.
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Correction: "...fucking suck."
Though it'd be great if we could refer to them in a past tense. But they do generate entertainment.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:16:39 EST (#)
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People like Urbane fucking sucked. Throughout my short life, I met both men and women like that (defenitly not as bad) and I wish those people were erased from the surface of the planet. They are nothing but energy drains.
Fortunately, time usually has a way to deal with these characters. It's just a question of patience in most cases.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:05:51 EST (#)
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Yeah, that drama was pretty funny, and I actually defended that fucking nutjob.
Although Streetpunk was the first in a long line of suckers to fall for her bullshit.
Myself included.
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Urbane circa 2003: Hi, I'm a hot model and I'm into total strangers from the internet! Would you like to see some nude pictures?
My brain: (Well, no reason for an internet stranger to lie to me, I might as well hit on her!)
Method: Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?????
Urbane: I have a hot lesbian girlfriend and we dyke out all the time, would you like to see MORE naked pictures, but this time of us making out?
Method: Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS????
Urbane: You're so cute, I'm going to come to NY and do naughty things to you with my ever changing face and flawless pornstar body
Method: Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?????
Brain: Something's not right here.....
Penis: SHUT YOUR FACE STUPID
Fast forward a bit.....
Penis: SHE LIED!!!! WTF???
Brain: I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
Penis: BUT SHE ***SAID*** SHE WAS A MODEL! WHY WOULD ANYONE FROM THE INTERNET LIE TO ME????
Brain: You're an idiot.
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:56:57 EST (#)
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We n00bs need links, people. And I'll be damned if I'll go looking through all of that mental case's posts....
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-06 15:48:21 EST (#)
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apollo88
Submitted by chicagogirl
Remember the Street Punk and Urbane drama a couple of years ago? Anyone?? I heart internet drama. ""
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HOLY SHIT CHICAGOGIRL!
And yes, i do remember that episode.
was that her? i thought it was someone else.
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That was her, only she originally posted a "camwhore" of some random girl who was much better looking and tried to pass it off as herself.
She's still denying it. Surprise surprise...
Good to "see" you, Chicago Girl!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-06 13:36:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:50:53 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:47:48 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:29:52 (#)
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Being anglophone in itself must be depressing.
I imagine a world in french. A world with no consumerism, no bad food, no fat, no injustice...etc. A never-ending joie de vivre.
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Too bad Vietnam kicked your ass
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I suppose you're one of those American who thinks the USA won in Viet-Nam, huh?
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no, that was a loss. Everybody knows that. Don't you study history up there, mon frere?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:51:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:08:02 (#)
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Remember the Street Punk and Urbane drama a couple of years ago? Anyone?? I heart internet drama. ""
HOLY SHIT CHICAGOGIRL!
And yes, i do remember that episode.
was that her? i thought it was someone else.
<checks newly reinstalled search engine>
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2005-12-06 12:35:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:08:02 (#)
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Remember the Street Punk and Urbane drama a couple of years ago? Anyone?? I heart internet drama.
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SP said she was a lying psycho too. I recall them both making posts about the situation way back when.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:17:41 EST (#)
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Top Gear is the best SNES game in the world. I still listen to the soundtrack at work.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:08:02 EST (#)
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Remember the Street Punk and Urbane drama a couple of years ago? Anyone?? I heart internet drama.
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:02:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-05 18:13:14 (#)
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Is this the most random thread ever? Look where it started and look at where it ended up.
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I was just thinking that...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-05 18:13:14 EST (#)
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Is this the most random thread ever? Look where it started and look at where it ended up.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-05 17:10:58 EST (#)
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Carrie always typed that bit.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-12-05 17:02:39 EST (#)
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the way he talks makes me grin...sort of like carrie on sex and the city when she says....is it that dah dah dah? or just that blah blah blah.
dosent really translate as well when one is typing mind.
(shuffles off)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:59:21 EST (#)
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Top Gear is ok- Mr C1ndy loves it. I hate it when Clarkson says something "funny" and the crowd make a strage noise like "nurrrghhhhhhhh".
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:49:32 EST (#)
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no
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:47:46 EST (#)
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They're all scripted, I'm afraid.
Anyone else think Top Gear is funnier than most 'comedies' these days?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:43:17 EST (#)
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how dare you... buzzcocks CANNOT be scripted!!
PLEASE SAY IT ISNT SO!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:36:25 EST (#)
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Black Books is awesome too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:12:07 EST (#)
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We get Radio-Canada in french canada but I think we get CBC too. I don't really watch TV to be honest.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-05 14:35:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 13:24:19 (#)
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what's buzzcocks...vibrators?
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Mark Lamarr offends musicians and minor celebrities while they have the vague pretense of a music quiz. The odd celeb has stormed off in a sulk shouting things like "ha - what are you going to do now?" - they continue the show.
I suggest you catch a repeat or something on the CBC (do you get that in the French bits of Canada?)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 13:24:19 EST (#)
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what's buzzcocks...vibrators?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-05 13:02:33 EST (#)
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Noooooooooooooooooo - don't lie to me.
I love the buzzcocks.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:55:23 EST (#)
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Buzzcocks would be great if it wasn't scripted. all those shows are: QI, They think it's all over, Have I got news for you? - scripted and rehearsed.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:51:17 EST (#)
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The music was cool too. You can't watch it whilst not in an altered state though.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:49:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:29:38 (#)
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Ahhhhhh Spaced! That's awesome.
If Avant Garde humour is for you then I'd reccomend JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM but that's more weird than actually funny. The one with the dead baby and the plumber cracks me up though.
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAM is absoluetly priceless - I always found the 6 year old contract killer to be the most disturbingly funny, or maybe even the guy that buys his friends a minuture 12 inch coffin as a gift after the wife's recent stillbirth. Still cracks me up thinking about it.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:48:45 EST (#)
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Then again if Chanel four picks up the slack then I'll let murdering the Beeb slide.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:48:12 EST (#)
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British comedy just is the best in the world. It's really all we're good at.
I just hope it endures this difficult time for the BBC. I swear that if Labour have killed the BBC with their shenanigans I will kill Tony Blair, his Wife and all of their vermin.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:46:18 EST (#)
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You forgot Dylan Moran, my favourite comedian.
He's Irish though so I don't know if he counts.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:45:00 EST (#)
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Spaced
Brass Eye
The Office
Phoenix Nights
Max and Paddys Road to nowhere
Spoons
Ricky Gervais (you should like him Caul, he sounds a bit french)
Johnny Vegas
Bill Bailey
Eddie Izzard - (hey! him too, he speaks french and wears lipstick (not saying you're ghey or out).
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Monkey Dust
Fucking hilarious - all of it.
You can pretend we haven't evolved past monty python and benny hill, but if truth be known, we've grown up and its the rest of the world that thinks we're stuck in the 70's.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:39:53 EST (#)
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Kelly Reilly
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:39:10 EST (#)
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I don't know who that is and as I have to go home now I suppose I never will.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:37:28 EST (#)
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Here's a great British export: http://s.tf1.fr/mmdia/i/78/4/2032784_5.jpg
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:29:38 EST (#)
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Ahhhhhh Spaced! That's awesome.
If Avant Garde humour is for you then I'd reccomend JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM but that's more weird than actually funny. The one with the dead baby and the plumber cracks me up though.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:25:45 EST (#)
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It's a Royal Knockout was pretty funny.
I don't think Monty Python is funny either. I thought everyone on the Internet liked Monty python and star fucking trek.
An example of funny British humour would be The Office or Spaced or Brass Eye.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:25:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:20:13 (#)
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Ok. *whispers to counselors* Then the prosecution would like to call the British Monarchy to the stand.
That fits into humor right?
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HAR HAR
Prince Philip is hilarious! The very idea of a big German muppett who cannot stop being racist, is a big supporter of hunting and the WWF and is classic British hilarity.
If I didn't know better I'd have thought the whole thing was a giant joke. Plus there's the guys with the far out hats.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:20:13 EST (#)
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Ok. *whispers to counselors* Then the prosecution would like to call the British Monarchy to the stand.
That fits into humor right?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:17:19 EST (#)
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Anyway, Teletubbies isn't comedy it's children's television.
Simple category error, that's -1 for Team Montreaul.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:16:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:14:16 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:06:44 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:51:46 (#)
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In defence of British humour I'd like to present exhibit Derval.
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The prosecution calls the Tele-Tubbies.
That psychotic baby-sun along with the palette of flamming mascotts will spawn countless mental issues in the upcoming generations.
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They're french I think. It's not wholesome entertainment like Rainbow and samurai Pizza cats.
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It's a BBC programme. BOUMBO was french http://www.ubersite.com/m/62292
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:14:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:06:44 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:51:46 (#)
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In defence of British humour I'd like to present exhibit Derval.
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The prosecution calls the Tele-Tubbies.
That psychotic baby-sun along with the palette of flamming mascotts will spawn countless mental issues in the upcoming generations.
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They're french I think. It's not wholesome entertainment like Rainbow and samurai Pizza cats.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:06:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:51:46 (#)
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In defence of British humour I'd like to present exhibit Derval.
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The prosecution calls the Tele-Tubbies.
That psychotic baby-sun along with the palette of flamming mascotts will spawn countless mental issues in the upcoming generations.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:51:46 EST (#)
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In defence of British humour I'd like to present exhibit Derval.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:51:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:47:35 (#)
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I don't think Mike Myers is funny at all. Austin Powers has demonstrated that.
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Fair comment.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:47:35 EST (#)
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I don't think Mike Myers is funny at all. Austin Powers has demonstrated that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:42:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:23:38 (#)
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I just thought what my friend told him was rather direct and the sudden change from holier-than-thou european attitude to scared to death was priceless. I'm sorry. I was just telling a personal anecdote and I know how you Brits are an authority on humor, with Mr. Bean and the very famous unfunny Monthy Python.
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Now *this* in funny.
I tell you who does like British comedy though. Everyone else. Mike Myers is a big fan and cites it as his chief influence.
Though I concur on Python - dated beyond all tolerance. Mr Bean never did it for me either.
Seriously - go get The Young Ones, or The Office. Tonight is Never Mind The Buzzcocks - and it is the best thing on British terrestial at the moment. Other than perhaps Top Gear.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:23:38 EST (#)
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I just thought what my friend told him was rather direct and the sudden change from holier-than-thou european attitude to scared to death was priceless. I'm sorry. I was just telling a personal anecdote and I know how you Brits are an authority on humor, with Mr. Bean and the very famous unfunny Monthy Python.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:12:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:22:28 (#)
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On a related note, a frenchman was trying to convince me how north americans are short-sighted and stupid. I tried to explained him why it may seemed so, I even strongly defended Americans (god forgive me). He was rather stubborn and arrogant, until my friend told him "The only way to make you french understand something is to make you spit your teeth" He suddenly became very nice. I thought that was hilarious.
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I don't get it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:24:15 EST (#)
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so I call him my, "man-boy." I think it turns him on. He's a bit odd. """
Maybe he's a bébéphile (it's a real word). People who like to dress up as babies and have sex. They put on diapers and shit...I mean, and stuff.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:22:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:01:48 (#)
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I am not fond of French wine though. On the whole of my extensive red wine sampling, I have to say, it's pretty foul.
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I don't think it's foul as much as it is overpriced. But it's all a question of taste I suppose.
On a related note, a frenchman was trying to convince me how north americans are short-sighted and stupid. I tried to explained him why it may seemed so, I even strongly defended Americans (god forgive me). He was rather stubborn and arrogant, until my friend told him "The only way to make you french understand something is to make you spit your teeth" He suddenly became very nice. I thought that was hilarious.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:57:49 EST (#)
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Berty -
I assume that by 'boy' you mean lover as opposed to son. If you're sleeping in the same bed as your son, even in a non sexual way, it's not good. It's like breastfeeding him until he's five.
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HEY! I breast fed until I was in high school! ;) Yuk. I can't even joke about that without getting grossed out.
Yes. He's my lover. He's a very young looking 35 year old, so I call him my, "man-boy." I think it turns him on. He's a bit odd.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:05:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:36:53 (#)
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I don't even know what counts as "British food" but it's probably disgusting.
The restaurants/ takeaways within walking distance of my house are Chinese, Italian, Malasian, Greek, Turkish, Thai Indian and stuff. Maybe "British food is what they serve up in Wetherspoons and other pubs. In which case yes- it is disgusting.
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British food should be amongst the best in the world - I don't personally think even the best French cooking can beat Toad in the Hole, roast beef, or shepards pie, if it's done well, which unfortunately it rarely is. We make the best puddings in the world.
And only the British can make proper custard.
Incidentally, the worst food I have ever eaten was in France... I was sick for days.
Submitted by dooawop (user info) at 2005-12-04 15:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do they speak english in what?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-04 07:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So you understand what I'm saying?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:58:58 EST (#)
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Human, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:54:42 EST (#)
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you should learn to speak human.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:47:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:39:11 (#)
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shut the fuck up. all of you, shut the fuck up. jackasses
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Ah, a comment from a charter member of the intelligensia.
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:39:11 EST (#)
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shut the fuck up. all of you, shut the fuck up. jackasses
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-03 19:21:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-03 17:49:45 (#)
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My boy loves Indian food. But I try to limit his intake because he doesn't like sleeping on the couch.
Phew.
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I assume that by 'boy' you mean lover as opposed to son. If you're sleeping in the same bed as your son, even in a non sexual way, it's not good. It's like breastfeeding him until he's five.
Incidently, I'm sorry I inferred that you where fat Belle. Your lovely and I've been wracked with guilt for days.
Even if you are a bit big then that's no reason to feel bad 'cause loads of guys love big girls. Not that that matters because you mentioned that you have a man, a man whom you feel almost nothing for emotionaly but that finds you desirable and doesn't repel you. So it's ok you know?
I always feel bad for girls that get lonely, it's just an unpleaseant factor in our imperfect world that makes me sad.
Anyway, I apologise for saying bad things about you and your human plaything. I have nothing but boundless respect and admiration for you.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-03 17:49:45 EST (#)
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My boy loves Indian food. But I try to limit his intake because he doesn't like sleeping on the couch.
Phew.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-03 16:11:43 EST (#)
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can't we all just get along...
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-12-03 16:04:05 EST (#)
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Heh, I don't like Indian food and I'm from Leicester
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:55:47 EST (#)
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Indian food is.....uniquely good when you want something spicy, but it's a motherfucker coming out.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:40:28 EST (#)
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K, what's with the British and Indian food? I mean curry is ok but if I want spicy I'm going to go Mexican spicy. I guess it is what you are exposed/used to.
Anyway, most every British person I've encountered just loooooves Indian food.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:18:00 EST (#)
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I like me some bangers and mash.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
300
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:36:53 EST (#)
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I don't even know what counts as "British food" but it's probably disgusting.
The restaurants/ takeaways within walking distance of my house are Chinese, Italian, Malasian, Greek, Turkish, Thai Indian and stuff. Maybe "British food is what they serve up in Wetherspoons and other pubs. In which case yes- it is disgusting.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:27:49 EST (#)
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Yeah! Stupid British people.
Us Americans know what's what.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:01:48 EST (#)
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Sorry, but I've got to agree w/Caul here.
French food is renowned world wide for a reason. It's food that inspires people to thank God for the little pleasures in life.
British cuisine? Hey, I just invented an oxy-moron!!
I am not fond of French wine though. On the whole of my extensive red wine sampling, I have to say, it's pretty foul.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
On the other hand, Caul, I would destroy your ass in Scrabble.
French food is fucking awesome. If you don't like it you
have no class and no taste buds!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:19:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:54:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
There's barely any difference between French and English culture. It's not like Japan and China."""
I know. I'm REALLY bored to death and fishing for an internet nerd fight. This subject is getting old though. But my girlfriend bashed anglos in the car for like 20 minutes on our way to work so it's the first thing that came to mind.
In other news, I bought about 100$ of underwear last night. Some woman left with my bag by error. The clerk described her as a short black woman so I said aloud "fucking niggers!". Then I bought the same stuff all over again. She brought back my stuff and I was like "Wow, black people are honest"
I think I'm racist :-/ I also think I have too much underwear now.
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A prick of your stature can never have too much underwear. . .
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:48:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, these reviews have kept me entertained for ages- impressive, considering I have the attention span of a drunken fruit fly.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:37:13 EST (#)
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Apullo...that's exactly what I'm talking about.
I'm still speachless
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:34:51 EST (#)
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this will never go away, it will go down in the anals of uber forever.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:29:41 EST (#)
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yep, you missed all the good stuff.
ms inconsistent showed up after miraculously regaining control of her account.
good times
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:02:52 EST (#)
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How did I miss all of this!
I'm speachless...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-02 20:41:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:17:27 (#)
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Ayn Rand is a cunt of the finest degree.
it is impossible to be american and be a philospher.
too stupid you see.
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I think she was originally from Russia. Either way, her philosophy is completely unrealistic (if I understand it correctly).
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-02 19:53:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away Belle you stupid gypsy.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:21:53 EST (#)
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What's Vietnam? Is that a drink?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:07:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:04:18 (#)
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More about you, because I'm not flirting with you, dumbfuck.
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Calaincourt you are giving me mixed messages.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:04:18 EST (#)
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More about you, because I'm not flirting with you, dumbfuck.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:58:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:57:57 (#)
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Flirting with you is like raping a disabled person.
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I don't know if that says more about me or you Calaincourt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:57:57 EST (#)
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Flirting with you is like raping a disabled person.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:52:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:51:31 (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:51:03 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:29:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't you fucking Brits have some kind of Wanker Chat Room you can just go sit around and bollocks about?
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yep, you're in it
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You're fucking witty, do you know that?
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stop flirting with me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:51:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:29:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't you fucking Brits have some kind of Wanker Chat Room you can just go sit around and bollocks about?
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yep, you're in it
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You're fucking witty, do you know that?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:29:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't you fucking Brits have some kind of Wanker Chat Room you can just go sit around and bollocks about?
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yep, you're in it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:50:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:47:48 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:29:52 (#)
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Being anglophone in itself must be depressing.
I imagine a world in french. A world with no consumerism, no bad food, no fat, no injustice...etc. A never-ending joie de vivre.
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Too bad Vietnam kicked your ass
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I suppose you're one of those American who thinks the USA won in Viet-Nam, huh?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:47:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:29:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Being anglophone in itself must be depressing.
I imagine a world in french. A world with no consumerism, no bad food, no fat, no injustice...etc. A never-ending joie de vivre.
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Too bad Vietnam kicked your ass
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:28:29 EST (#)
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I was reading an article on the French paradox at the gym. An article written by a briton, mind you. He said the anglo/americans are way fatter because the way they approach food. They consider it like fuel, not like a pleasure.
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i think some consider it a drug. like they want more more more but don't need it. gluttony.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DAMN THIS FUCKING POST
WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't love you and I never will.
Sorry.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:45:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well yeah cuz in the end ayn rand basically thought she was god. god doesn't question herself. that's why god made people.
+1 just for lady bits
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:40:55 EST (#)
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yes, it's called Laben-world.
All the cool midgets go there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:29:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't you fucking Brits have some kind of Wanker Chat Room you can just go sit around and bollocks about?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:17:27 EST (#)
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Ayn Rand is a cunt of the finest degree.
it is impossible to be american and be a philospher.
too stupid you see.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:30:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post needs more reviews
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This world needs less c1ndies
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:32:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:57:48 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:53:55 (#)
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TheSpook is actually a very good reviewer. I would hurt if I were in your position. But then again, I'd be a woman and would never question myself.
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True dat. I think that's why there have never been any women philosophers.
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Ayn Rand was something of a philosopher, but ironically her philosophy involved not questioning oneself.
(It doesn't come out and say that, but seems to in a round about way, which is how women do everything).
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post needs more reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:16:43 EST (#)
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Whether your cuisine is good or not (it's not) is pointless since the majority of your people don't eat fine cuisine. My ex travelled to England for a while and she never saw people eat so badly. A Briton will take a box of Chocolate buicuits for breakfast and a Coke.
I was reading an article on the French paradox at the gym. An article written by a briton, mind you. He said the anglo/americans are way fatter because the way they approach food. They consider it like fuel, not like a pleasure.
Basically, you can feed the British anything and as long as there are a lot calories, they'll be content.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CAUL I DID NOT REALISE YOU HAD INSULTED BEER! BRITISH BEER IS FUCKING ACE!
Certainly better than anything those Spanish cretins can come up with. I went to the Heineken factory in Amsterdam though, I have never tasted a better lager in all my life as what they gave out as free samples.
Prefer Burtons in the long run though, there has only been one occaison when the batch was off and it tasted like rotton banana. Other than that though it's always teh r00cccxxors (or something).
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:55:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:46:20 (#)
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Caul - if you played me at scrabble you would lose (because I cheat - ask Apollo), and french food DOES suck."""
Let's ask the world and see what they think!! You have a world-wide reputation for bad food unlike frogs and italians who are considered the western aristocrats of cuisine.
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"We can't trust people who have such bad food," Chirac was quoted as saying. He reportedly added that only Finland had worse food in Europe, and that mad cow disease was Britain's sole contribution to European agriculture.
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North Sea Fishing....erm... that's it I think.
Our pies are ace though. British cuisine is rich and flavourful.
Fuck load better than spanish food anyway. Austrians do good stuff that's frequently underated. Turkey is covered in flies so you can't trust anything they make.
Greek food is kick ass though, pwns all other food into submission with the kebab.
American's have Arby's chicken with Honey Mustard Sauce which is the nicest thing in the world, even nicer than welsh tap water.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haggis, Warm Beer, Blood Pudding, Sheep's head, Jellied Eels, Spotted Dick, Liver and Lights, Kidney Pie, Brawn, Bubble and Squeak, Fried Bread, Ox Tongue...
Excellent menu!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul - if you played me at scrabble you would lose (because I cheat - ask Apollo), and french food DOES suck."""
Let's ask the world and see what they think!! You have a world-wide reputation for bad food unlike frogs and italians who are considered the western aristocrats of cuisine.
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"We can't trust people who have such bad food," Chirac was quoted as saying. He reportedly added that only Finland had worse food in Europe, and that mad cow disease was Britain's sole contribution to European agriculture.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:40:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:18:41 (#)
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Will you fucking shut up about Albanians!
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What have you got against Albanians?
Apart from your turgid flanks of course.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:18:41 EST (#)
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Will you fucking shut up about Albanians!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:17:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:15:32 (#)
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Did he bollocks.
The man is a moron!!!
HE got it like he got the clap I tell you.
Either way, whatever - Im the woman so Im obviously right (about everything - including the french food critique).
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Har Har
Pwned.
*complicated Albanian hand gesture*
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:15:32 EST (#)
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Did he bollocks.
The man is a moron!!!
HE got it like he got the clap I tell you.
Either way, whatever - Im the woman so Im obviously right (about everything - including the french food critique).
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:12:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:51:10 (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:44:50 (#)
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I think I must lower myself to your intelligence level before attempting to convey what the fuck you are, and were, talking about.
I maintain my statement that you are still an idiot and bid you good day.
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TheSpook... you've got no idea how much losing your good opinion has hurt me. ""
uh belle, he did it on purpose i think.
you said 'that's no way to start an internet fight'
he then left an insulting review.
DUR! NNnnn Nnnnn SPACKER.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:12:19 EST (#)
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And now Im going home.
TheSpook, I think you're great - Im sorry you didn't get it.
Caul - if you played me at scrabble you would lose (because I cheat - ask Apollo), and french food DOES suck.
Bye berty.
Have a good weekend all.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now Belle you've gone and gotten all defensive. It's not like he called your boyfriend an Albanian immigrant that you don't love and only keep sucking his manky cock to stave of grim feelings of lonliness and failiure.
He just adopted that nasal tone you see pretentious kids adopting on tv shows presented by Terry Wogan and told you "that you're not good enough".
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:58:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:53:55 (#)
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TheSpook is actually a very good reviewer. I would hurt if I were in your position. But then again, I'd be a woman and would never question myself.
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See you're assuming then that I care about bad reviews. I wonder why this wasn't a straight -2 quite frankly.
TheSpook had for some strange reason failed to get the drift, and instead of doing the intelligent thing and asking for an explanation - he let that stick up his arse do the typing and declared me an idiot because *he* didn't get the joke.
I trie to rally and play along with him, but he seemed to miss that one too.
This isn't really a serious Uberpost worthy of any kind of thought or consideration from anyone.
And TheSpook has done nothing but make himself look a stuck up tool.
(I mean, for fuck sake - who the hell gets that irate about underpants?).
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:57:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:53:55 (#)
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TheSpook is actually a very good reviewer. I would hurt if I were in your position. But then again, I'd be a woman and would never question myself.
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True dat. I think that's why there have never been any women philosophers.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:56:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:48:51 (#)
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All your mamas wear man-panties.
So there.
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I'd look up man-panties but I'm at work and afraid. Personally I like to hang loose so I can get excited and not be uncomfortable. That's always the problem I had with pants and Y-fronts. Although wearing Y-fronts could conceivably make you feel like you had space underwear what with thoughts of X-Wings and Darth Vader and Leia in the metal bikini, but as you see that just leads right back to the confining issue.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:54:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:48:24 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:36:17 (#)
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I have recently decided that I don't like the word pants. It makes me think of fat, old, ladies arses that smell of poo. I shall forever refer to my love blob containers as underwear.
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i hate the word "SLACKS"
ugh!
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Makes me think of runny sex. Sex and leak, you know?
A lot of things make me think of sex today, it's all the pictures of nekkid layddeeeees arses. It's quite cold outside so I'll be alright.
I hate scrabble. I cannot do anagrams. I had some tests done on me as a child and when it comes to anagrams I am certified retarded. I uses it to get out of playing scrabble at Christmas and Easter, then I force everyone to play canasta and I pwn my Gran into making tea for everyone.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:53:55 EST (#)
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TheSpook is actually a very good reviewer. I would hurt if I were in your position. But then again, I'd be a woman and would never question myself.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:51:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:44:50 (#)
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I think I must lower myself to your intelligence level before attempting to convey what the fuck you are, and were, talking about.
I maintain my statement that you are still an idiot and bid you good day.
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TheSpook... you've got no idea how much losing your good opinion has hurt me.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:48:51 EST (#)
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All your mamas wear man-panties.
So there.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:48:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:36:17 (#)
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I have recently decided that I don't like the word pants. It makes me think of fat, old, ladies arses that smell of poo. I shall forever refer to my love blob containers as underwear.
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i hate the word "SLACKS"
ugh!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:44:50 EST (#)
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I think I must lower myself to your intelligence level before attempting to convey what the fuck you are, and were, talking about.
I maintain my statement that you are still an idiot and bid you good day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:44:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:42:03 (#)
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would you like to play scrabble?
(In english, because french is a stupid language).
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I played Scrabble in english against an anglo once. I won. I usually win when I play in french as well.
But I never won at Monopoly and that's why I'm a bitter person.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:42:03 EST (#)
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would you like to play scrabble?
(In english, because french is a stupid language).
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:40:51 EST (#)
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Jeb Bush -> Jebush -> Jebus -> Jesus
:-O
I'm really fucking bored.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:36:33 EST (#)
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Spook you fucking dumbass.
Can't you see a fake net argument being stoked when you see it?
Jebus.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:36:17 EST (#)
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I have recently decided that I don't like the word pants. It makes me think of fat, old, ladies arses that smell of poo. I shall forever refer to my love blob containers as underwear.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:27:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:15:41 (#)
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Or it was a fucking huge bag.
I have to say this (I've been trying not to but...)
Its a pair of underPANTS damnit - underwear is plural, you can't have a pair of underwear.
Of all the things on the planet that make people sound stupid (and most americanised) its "a pair of fucking underwear".
Its nearly as good as saying aks instead of ask and liverpudlian instead of thief.
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Miss high and mighty,
I don't see the phrase "pair of underwear" anywhere in this post except under your own writing. Perhaps you should use your superior intellect to research and find the source of your own idiot ramblings.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:23:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:21:26 (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:13:51 (#)
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Val, get the fuck off of the post and lose your password again.
Why do you even bother with these idiots?
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Because even when we're horrible we're better than real fake friends.
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Best line I've heard in a while. Except for this one, which I can't stop laughing at:
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-01 02:53:36 (#)
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Do you remember those 'special baths' you had with your mother electro?
They are what made you retarded.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:21:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:13:51 (#)
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Val, get the fuck off of the post and lose your password again.
Why do you even bother with these idiots?
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Because even when we're horrible we're better than real fake friends.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:18:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:15:41 (#)
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Or it was a fucking huge bag.
I have to say this (I've been trying not to but...)
Its a pair of underPANTS damnit - underwear is plural, you can't have a pair of underwear.
Of all the things on the planet that make people sound stupid (and most americanised) its "a pair of fucking underwear".
Its nearly as good as saying aks instead of ask and liverpudlian instead of thief. ""
hey! I heard that!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:16:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:13:51 (#)
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Val, get the fuck off of the post and lose your password again.
Why do you even bother with these idiots?
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Here come the giant twat's acolyte.
People with diagnosed mental disease are loyal to each others.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:15:41 EST (#)
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Or it was a fucking huge bag.
I have to say this (I've been trying not to but...)
Its a pair of underPANTS damnit - underwear is plural, you can't have a pair of underwear.
Of all the things on the planet that make people sound stupid (and most americanised) its "a pair of fucking underwear".
Its nearly as good as saying aks instead of ask and liverpudlian instead of thief.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:14:22 EST (#)
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On another note - french food fucking sucks..."""
BLASPHEMY!!
<tears t-shirt like high priest in Passion of Christ>
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:13:51 EST (#)
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Val, get the fuck off of the post and lose your password again.
Why do you even bother with these idiots?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:09:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:08:15 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:05:19 (#)
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Caul, was it underwear for you or underwear for fun?
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I already have a cross-dressing kit. It was boxer shorts, which cost as much as an oil change a piece.
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those must be some pretty awesome underwear
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:08:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:05:19 (#)
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Caul, was it underwear for you or underwear for fun?
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I already have a cross-dressing kit. It was boxer shorts, which cost as much as an oil change a piece.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:07:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:46:18 (#)
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She's got a big fucking mouth and better not come anywhere near me again.
----- what did she do to you?
From what I can gather - and this is largely all made up in my own head as its more interesting than the truth, she banged your beau at ubercon greenland, and gave him fake herpes... or swallowed him whole. Im not sure which is more entertaining.
On another note - french food fucking sucks...
Portions are lousy, its over priced, tastes like wank and worst of all is cooked by the french.
However, I do like snails... even though they are pricey winkles.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:05:19 EST (#)
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Caul, was it underwear for you or underwear for fun?
THinking about it, it makes sense. After all, it's like the most sensitive part of the body.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:58:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:42:27 (#)
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Check this out:
Pirates freed a freighter captured off the coast of Somalia last month but still hold at least six other ships in the same waters, which are now so dangerous that a mercenary company has won a two-year contract to protect commercial shipping.
Not relevant at all but how often is it you see Pirates and Mercenary's mentioned in the same place? ""
awesome.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:57:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:46:18 (#)
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She's got a big fucking mouth and better not come anywhere near me again. ""
and by mouth she means of course cunt.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:54:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:46:18 (#)
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She's got a big fucking mouth and better not come anywhere near me again.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:54:24 EST (#)
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There's barely any difference between French and English culture. It's not like Japan and China."""
I know. I'm REALLY bored to death and fishing for an internet nerd fight. This subject is getting old though. But my girlfriend bashed anglos in the car for like 20 minutes on our way to work so it's the first thing that came to mind.
In other news, I bought about 100$ of underwear last night. Some woman left with my bag by error. The clerk described her as a short black woman so I said aloud "fucking niggers!". Then I bought the same stuff all over again. She brought back my stuff and I was like "Wow, black people are honest"
I think I'm racist :-/ I also think I have too much underwear now.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:46:18 EST (#)
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She's got a big fucking mouth and better not come anywhere near me again.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:43:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:41:16 (#)
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A world with hairy, smelly, arrogant people?"""
These are stereotypes stemming from an English complex of cultural inferiority.
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There's barely any difference between French and English culture. It's not like Japan and China.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:42:27 EST (#)
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Check this out:
Pirates freed a freighter captured off the coast of Somalia last month but still hold at least six other ships in the same waters, which are now so dangerous that a mercenary company has won a two-year contract to protect commercial shipping.
Not relevant at all but how often is it you see Pirates and Mercenary's mentioned in the same place?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:41:16 EST (#)
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A world with hairy, smelly, arrogant people?"""
These are stereotypes stemming from an English complex of cultural inferiority.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:39:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:29:52 (#)
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Being anglophone in itself must be depressing.
I imagine a world in french. A world with no consumerism, no bad food, no fat, no injustice...etc. A never-ending joie de vivre.
<cries Trafalgar tears>
A world with hairy, smelly, arrogant people?
I'm sure there's plenty of fat French people out there as well.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:35:24 EST (#)
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Caul I think Pol Pot had a similar dream but it didn't really work out.
Har Har "Pol Pot"
I could say that name all day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:29:52 EST (#)
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Being anglophone in itself must be depressing.
I imagine a world in french. A world with no consumerism, no bad food, no fat, no injustice...etc. A never-ending joie de vivre.
<cries Trafalgar tears>
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:29:33 EST (#)
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Morning?
It's afternoon you scouse cunt.
I can't really complain, I've only just gotten up myself.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:27:41 EST (#)
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Watching this develop was simply superb. Thank you Belle.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:25:27 EST (#)
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I really am rather good at pushing things most heated.
Good morning all.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:18:58 EST (#)
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I'd forgotton how depressing all your posts are. It's like walking past British Heart Foundation poster after getting fish and chips.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:33:27 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:52:17 EST (#)
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Yes... Blimey indeed.
My most fav. bit of all of this was the Urbane came back three times to tell us she was leaving...
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-02 03:13:32 EST (#)
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Welcome back Belle. Another Brit to set up campsites on posts and say things like 'blimey' and other things I can't think of.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-12-02 01:17:42 EST (#)
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Wow, this shit is fucked up.
Makes you think, about the psyche of humans on the internet. Take a random girl, nobody knows, throw some embarassing truths and half-truths in about her, and watch the shit fly. It's like pandemonium in the monkey house.
I mean, this shit is really, -really- fucked up. I'm kind of amazed, really.
It's kind of disgusting, but at the same time, I feel like I totally relate to it.
And I swear to God I'm not intoxicated/high.
*Deep breath*
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