Victory at Cambrai (665 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.83 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hadley Tobedone (View user info) at 2005-12-01 12:19:00 EST
Part 1 - Abstractions: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69763
Part 2 - Das As: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69961
Part 3 - Men In a Box: http://www.ubersite.com/m/70772
Part 4 - La Mort d'un Oiseau: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73280
Part 5 - Respite: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74774
Part 6 - La Fin du Jour: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74989
Part 7 - What We Did, What Was Necessary: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75306
As the battle raged, the sky went dark, as though the Sun had gone out. Men stopped fighting and glaced skyward in confusion. It was then that the rodents, reptiles and birds attacked and for a split second the French and Germans fought on the same side.
German soldiers were locked in hand to hand combat with the buccaneer llamas of Peru while the blue footed boobies did battle with Fokkers, Spitfires and Hannover CL.IIs. The rats, rabbits and foxes tunneled and collapsed walls on both sides of no man's land while members of the EOC (emu officers corps) coordinated attacks and positioned reinforcements.
Men fought bravely, confident that their weaponry would win the day. But in the end the army raised by Jean d'Emu - a flightless virgin who claimed that Gaia had told her to raise an army and wipe mankind off the face of the planet - swept through the trenches and devastated both sides.
On this day, Nature struck a killing blow....
User Reviews
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:15:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A fitting end.
Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-04 14:04:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Emu
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:57:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you so much!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I cannot, in good conscience, give this a +2. It's a fucking waste, dude.
However, I did smile.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
French Emus?
i should've known.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Jesus Christ,
I feel like I caught my girlfriend fucking a clown.... I don't know what that means exactly.
Now that you've made me prematurely waste the braincells I was saving for this weekends drinking, how bout the real thing Mofuga?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:43:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus.
At first I was like WTF? And then I was like OMFG and LOLOLOLOLOL.
P-F-2!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:38:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/chrisconjr/whatthehellman.jpg
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:59:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your hat.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hhaha
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for best use of "HAR HAR RABBIT" and a smoking emu in a post
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This idea was always going to be the ending, but finding the llama was a sign that the time was now.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CambraI - whatever.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha.
Oh, Hadley!
I wanted more REAL Cambria.. but this is funny
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I checked the user info to see if it was you.
And it was.
Good show.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yup. I ran out of ideas so I went back to the well.