-2s that deserve +2s: The Saga Continues (2229 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: Uber-related/Bandwagon
Rating: 1.78 on 78 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2005-12-01 12:21:02 EST
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This idea is stolen from other users, who stole it from other users, who stole in from other users. My apologies and credit to everyone.
My contribution to the collection
The last of these type of posts: http://www.ubersite.com/m/71914
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As I wrote in my last post, http://www.ubersite.com/m/80003, Ubersite is made up of a lot of different people and types of writing. There's fiction, Uberdrama, B@W stories, bandwagons...and of course the reviews.
The review system is the means of communication for this site. When the posts system crashed on November 11-13 2005, people still reviewed, speaking about their predicaments and also propelling "Harray Caray" to most heated (http://www.ubersite.com/m/1), while trying to do the same for "Re: 16 y/olds." (http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213)
Reviews are also what brought me to this site. The first Uber posts I read after discovering this site were the MVM. I made my way down to "You're a Racist" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/1838) and read Donovan's theories on Dr. Seuss's bigotry. I thought that was funny, and then I got midway down the page to this priceless review...
Submitted by Rosencrantz (user info) at 2004-04-30 09:13:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
One time, I was walking my dog in the park at 8 A.M and I stumbled upon two filthy, 60 year old tramps engaging in Anal sex. Neither were wearing any trousers and the one bent over the park bench with the beard had some sort of bowl problem in that he was "Leaking" from his ass while it was being rammed. They were very noisy and after about 10 seconds, they broke off and the bearded one proceeded to turn around and lick the cock clean of his waste. That was the shittiest, gayest thing I had ever seen, until I read your theory on racism.
I laughed. I cried. I wet myself, and I denounced "You're a Racist" as common humor, and praised Rosencrantz's review as genius.
There is a good trove of -2s whose writers easily deserve +2s. Written Average Dan, Orgasmatron, Fartsmeller, Circe, Jgreening, Queen Ashlee, Electrictoothsyndrome, Blitzkrieg Bob, Method, and others.
I researched these posts partially from the Worst-Ever list, but mainly from the hundreds of alters who have posted on this site.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present -2s that deserve +2s.
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Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-28 19:13:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
So there we were, sneaking into farmer o'dell's pasture to do a little cow tipping. We had to be carefull over the razor wire that was along the entire length of the fence, so we put a blanket down so we could jump over.
Sally went first, she nimbly placed one hand an leaped into the air over the fence. She was so graceful she made it look easy.
It was my turn next.
I reenacted Sally's movements. I placed one hand on top of the blanket and lept high in the air. Unfortunately, my shoe got caught in between the second, and third cross-sections of the fence, and I came down hard, with one leg on each sode of the fence. The weight of my body easily made confetti out of the blanket, and the twisted razor wire dug right into my manhood.
Motionless from the pain in my groin, I let out a high pitched scream for Sally to help. She grabbed my arm and pulled me over the side of the fence towrds her. The razor wirewas so twisted around my scrotum, that as it sliced open my nutsack, my testes unraveled and I lay on the ground clutching them and trying desperately to make them back into thier original shape covered in blood and ichor.
It was still a better feeling than when I read this post.
Submitted by aprilfools (user info) at 2005-05-08 22:33:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know when you go to those gay horse porn sites and they ask you for your email address? Don't put it there.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-09 15:51:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:13:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:50:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ama (user info) at 2005-11-06 19:31:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-10-29 19:01:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:41:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-29 18:33:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-10-29 08:55:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:09:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:09:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-29 06:06:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-29 00:41:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-10-28 23:00:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-10-28 21:11:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:31:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-28 20:26:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-10-28 19:44:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-10-28 19:37:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-10-28 19:26:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:42:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:14:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:11:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:09:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:06:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:04:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:03:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-10-28 18:02:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
It fucked your mom in the ass, got aids and died
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-23 10:36:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
please move this to the "I have never gotten pussy of any type" category.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-11-09 09:47:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
THALIDOMIDE!
It's fun to play with the
THALIDOMIDE
It can fuck up your brain!
You'll be born with no eyes!
And your legs won't be normal size!
It's fun to play with the
THALIDOMIDE
It's fun to play with the
THALIDOMIDE
Young man, young man,
We can tell that your Mom
Was a whore and she did you wrong
When she took all that
THALIDOMIDE
etc
Name that tune.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:41:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hitler was a quarter Jew. But that was before the NFL had to adopt the more politically correct term, "quarterback."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-08 20:11:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
My asshairs have more creativity than this.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:33:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know how in Oedipus Rex, the main character kills his father, sleeps with his mother, realizes what he's done, then gouges his eyes out because he couldn't live with that image forever seared in his eyes? Yeah, this post was more painful than that.
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-11-08 20:14:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you get a isit from the syphilis fairy...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-10-06 11:03:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your plagiaristic bullshit here will be just about as successful as your first marriage.
And if you're going to 'open the door for the fags' you may want to reconsider having 'magick' in your name. Unless you're going to cast Level 1,000 Wrath of Goatse on everyone or something...
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:48:32 (#)
Ranking: -1
"Major Tom, Major Tom, what do you see up there?"
"Ground control, it looks horrible! It's...it's..."
"Yes, Major Tom! What is it?!?"
"It looks like...another post trying to get straight -2's!!"
"NO!!"
"I'm afraid so!"
"Did you -2 it already?"
"YES!!"
"Drop a -1 on it!!"
"Of course! That will spoil it!! Here goes..."
"May God have mercy on our souls..."
"SUCCESS!! Ground control, this post has shriveled like a penis in ice water!"
"Excellent, Major Tom. Great job! The world salutes you."
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-10-27 09:51:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Once, whilst in the field of duty in Vietnam, my Sgt. ran up to me with a look of utter terror on his face.
When I asked him what the problem was, he went to respond, only to have his severed toungue fall
half-way out of his mouth. The reason it was still in there is because there was a small strand of flesh hadn't been severed, so it hung there like a freshly caught flounder, twitching, and jumping invoulentarily.
I grabbed a hold of the renegade toungue and pulled on it to sever it completely, the problem with that was, the remaining sinew from his toungue was so elastic that it slipped from my grasp and, much like a rubber band, snapped back to hit him in the open eye, leaving a mark of mucous and blood where it had hit.
I still think he had more fun than I did when I read this post.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:57:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, might I recommend shooting shooting your tongue off...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-18 10:56:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd love to write "-2 die" on my knuckles and smash your fucking face in
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-04 21:09:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Um... Right... This was ass. Instead of reading anything else you might ever say, I'm going to do something a little less painful. Like, say, sticking my dick in a meat grinder.
-2 Go away.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-12-01 17:26:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself. That ought to do the job.
Can't believe noone else suggested this.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-22 00:50:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
I read:
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I have a snall penis blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm a virgin blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I've never spoken to a woman besides my mother in real life and probably never will blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:29:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is so bad that it reminds me of one time when I was a little kid and I was sick and all I could do for three days was shit out mucus.
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-12-22 01:26:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
I take it you were conceived anally?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-18 15:02:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Misspelling in a three-sentenced post. Marvellous.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-11-29 12:21:46 (#)
Ranking: -2
I laughed. I cried. I plucked myself bald and used it to stuff a pillow for suffocating your mom.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-06-18 15:24:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
The retardium levels in your blood are reaching dangerously high levels...
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-18 17:24:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no possible way that there is a person absolutely stupid enough to post this seriously, is there? Christ almighty, some people were just born to waste the Earth's resources.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-01-11 10:58:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
Chris, you left your Winnie the Pooh undies at my place again, must I call your mom and have her pick them up?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-11 10:25:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the worst hate post ever.
Actually, I'm going to upgrade that from 'worst hate post ever' to 'I hope you die soon, and a meteor hits your ball sack so that your seed is completely destroyed'.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-05-24 09:48:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
you are either the most stupidest alter ever, or a depressed youth lashing out at an overwhelming existance filled with narcotics, old Iced Earth albums and the aching sense that you'll never achieve your parent's love and appreciation.
there's only one thing left to do...
fill out an application to Hot Topic today!
THINK OF THE BENIFITS!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-05-24 15:37:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Very creative......if you are 4 yrs old and ride the short bus.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-30 20:06:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A PULITZER
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-10 08:53:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
do you have ANY friends beside Togu?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-16 20:14:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
And, you should be lucky you get to go to college.
Otherwise you'd be smoking pole directly out of high school. At least this gives you some time to practice gettting good at it.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-11-21 09:21:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember this one time in eighth grade, the biggest asshole in the school brought a tazer to school. He hit me with 50,000 volts right in the auditory nerve just below/behind the ear during a history test, when I refused to help him cheat.
It sucked.
You suck worse. -2, die.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-19 22:40:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Posts like this make the baby Jesus vomit blood and cry.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:13:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go stick your cock in an electric pencil sharpener.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-09 14:42:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
Has anyone noticed, the halflife of alters is getting shorter, and shorter?
Chris Evans lasted a couple of months, Carol Richards a couple of weeks...pretty soon, alters are just gonna be 6 posts in one day, then gone. It's like you fuckin kids haver NO ATTENTION SPAN AT ALL!
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-08 12:10:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
This doesn't deserve most heated.
I hope your brain gets sodomized by a drunk homeless guy.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-02-17 11:29:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post made me cry!
But then I stopped slaming my black cock in the car door and the post sucked again.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:58:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
A study according to the Cambridge University shows that:
waht the hlel man if tehy are ciomn at you , mneas tehy wnat sothimn ,mroe btteer you look aeftr tehm and crae for tehm ,tahn tehy get on the seertt uh?
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-26 14:30:23 (#)
Ranking: -1
My lungs just shit on my spleen.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:24:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:03:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
SPELLCHECK...
You sound like your 13 years old...
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Take a look at this.
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hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:35:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the deuce, good fellow? If perchance they are propelling themselves toward you, it can be readily inferred that their motivation is an irresistible desire for some unspecified thing. Is it not more seemly that you should be their champion and benefactor than that they should become urchins, skulking about the slums, forsooth?
My liver shit on my lungs
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Thank you.
-2die...
...no comment
-Axolotl
User Reviews
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-24 19:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:00:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:53:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh mate this was just too good. Hat off to you sir
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why thank you madman
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madman?!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-23 19:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:53:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh mate this was just too good. Hat off to you sir
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why thank you madman
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh mate this was just too good. Hat off to you sir
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:27:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I made this for you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85720#1898366
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Hahaha
You and Orgasmatron have the best -2s.
I will do a new one of these soon.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I made this for you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/85720#1898366
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-21 08:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-21 02:07:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's almost time for another one...
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I should, shouldn't I?
I'll get to collecting a few...it took me a while to make this compilation, just looking through many posts, but I'll see what I can do.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-21 02:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's almost time for another one...
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-21 01:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH shit!!
I did finally make a list of yours. What the hell is wrong with me, I wonder from time to time.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Har Har 69 Reviews.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
keep 'em comin'
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:32:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY! I MADE THE LIST! TWIZE!!!
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh, memory lane.
90% of the time the reviews are better than the posts around here.
Except on my posts. Mine are teh awesome.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's one for the road, you baby rapist. My personal favourite..
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-30 10:06:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Blah blah blah
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:52:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-29 15:48:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you don't even know where your nearest well is, jerk.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream
(Nice compilation)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:17:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love how my -2 was acutally a +2 because I usually dont hand them out so oftern
not counting the motheraids train
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-12-02 06:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAVE ANOTHER +2 BECAUSE l ACTUALLY MADE lT lNTO THE POST, AND A REVlEW!!!!
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-12-02 06:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
3 OF THOSE REVlEWS WERE ON MY POSTS!!!!!!! l AM TEH BEST ALTER EVARR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:41:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hitler was a quarter Jew. But that was before the NFL had to adopt the more politically correct term, "quarterback."
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-11-04 08:48:32 (#)
Ranking: -1
"Major Tom, Major Tom, what do you see up there?"
"Ground control, it looks horrible! It's...it's..."
"Yes, Major Tom! What is it?!?"
"It looks like...another post trying to get straight -2's!!"
"NO!!"
"I'm afraid so!"
"Did you -2 it already?"
"YES!!"
"Drop a -1 on it!!"
"Of course! That will spoil it!! Here goes..."
"May God have mercy on our souls..."
"SUCCESS!! Ground control, this post has shriveled like a penis in ice water!"
"Excellent, Major Tom. Great job! The world salutes you."
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-11-04 21:09:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Um... Right... This was ass. Instead of reading anything else you might ever say, I'm going to do something a little less painful. Like, say, sticking my dick in a meat grinder.
-2 Go away.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-02 06:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 06:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-18 10:56:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd love to write "-2 die" on my knuckles and smash your fucking face in
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Conclusive proof that Method should get a job as a critic for art, theatre or food.
As I mentioned in a previous reply, all credit for that line belongs to Loren. Only she could come up with something that fucking glorious.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 06:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-18 10:56:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd love to write "-2 die" on my knuckles and smash your fucking face in
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Conclusive proof that Method should get a job as a critic for art, theatre or food.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-12-02 04:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Usually these lists suck, but there is some funny shit in this lot.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-02 04:28:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
While I can't complain, since I'm listed as one of the greats and all...
Yes I can.
You only get that one?
That's not even my favorite Baby Jesus.
"You make the Baby Jesus fellatiate Satan." is.
Seriously, though, I loved reading this.
I should find a way to read all 7K of my reviews, and I could pull out some amazing ones that make my Baby Jesus lines seem childish.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-02 04:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nice one
Submitted by lowrysm (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
666 HITS.
I love when that happens for some reason. Maybe because the Dark Lord wills it? Who can tell these things.
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:13:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 as the nobody that is me is mentioned!
*imitates Dr. Zoidberg*
woop woop woop woop woop woop
*scuttles away*
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-18 15:02:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Misspelling in a three-sentenced post. Marvellous.
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Way to make a point there, jeenneeus!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:00:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:59:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:35:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the deuce, good fellow? If perchance they are propelling themselves toward you, it can be readily inferred that their motivation is an irresistible desire for some unspecified thing. Is it not more seemly that you should be their champion and benefactor than that they should become urchins, skulking about the slums, forsooth?
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That review is my favorite of all time.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:59:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:35:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the deuce, good fellow? If perchance they are propelling themselves toward you, it can be readily inferred that their motivation is an irresistible desire for some unspecified thing. Is it not more seemly that you should be their champion and benefactor than that they should become urchins, skulking about the slums, forsooth?
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One of my favourites also. And the one where re 16 yolds is rearranged in letters.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:35:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the deuce, good fellow? If perchance they are propelling themselves toward you, it can be readily inferred that their motivation is an irresistible desire for some unspecified thing. Is it not more seemly that you should be their champion and benefactor than that they should become urchins, skulking about the slums, forsooth?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
boo
I usually get to be in these.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Plus, I have passed 25,000 hits.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:51:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 from Electro!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:24:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:03:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
SPELLCHECK...
You sound like your 13 years old...
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Take a look at this.
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hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
17 people on this site took a shit in their pants while reading this post, then they sold their shit-filled pants on ebay and made a few bucks.
Its not a wonder why the economy is totally fucked.....
(Ok, George Bush fucked it up first tho...)
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:18:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How's that go "any publicity is good publicity"? I'm just grateful for helping create some shiat!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:27:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:24:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
These are awesome!!!
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-18 10:56:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd love to write "-2 die" on my knuckles and smash your fucking face in"
I love Method to pieces!!
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Though I love that one, the Rosencrantz one has to be my favourite.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That I must see
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Found some. Perhaps I'll compile them at a later date, after all.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75976#1613691
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:46:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! I participated in the great -2 train of 2005.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:15:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
see?
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what?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
see?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty good
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:56:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here you go. Titled "The Genius Behind The Shlong", this all post is like a catalog of terrific reviews.
Read it and be prepared to laugh.
Or yawn.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45899
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:50:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:47:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
great compilation - I shall clip 'n' save for future reference
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Urbane and Idqqd also did collections of these, as well as other people (Lojope?)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
great compilation - I shall clip 'n' save for future reference
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have scored the 2500th review on Re 16 y/olds.
I am very happy.
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:39:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that's some good collections.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/chrisconjr/whatthehellman.jpg
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, reading that made me want to kill myself.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I never know if I should -2 these out of politeness
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:11 (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, but you didn't include one classic from the master.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53601
There's my proof.
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Ah. That would be you then?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry, but you didn't include one classic from the master.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53601
There's my proof.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't even know who's post that was.
one thing is certain, they had to have been Emo.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:58:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:48:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds me, I should put together a SPT post with all of the -2 poetry I've done over the past few months. Reading them out of context would be interesting.
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Could you be able to find them all?
What would you search, Orgasmatrion -2?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:57:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, might I recommend shooting shooting your tongue off...
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I thought that was one of the more tamer ones.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/1838#508323
Rosencrantz review. I found it. Enjoy.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The tongue one made me loose my appetite.
EWWW EW EW EW EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This reminds me, I should put together a SPT post with all of the -2 poetry I've done over the past few months. Reading them out of context would be interesting.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's been better collections, but the RyuFu "Major Tom" review alone made this list. That one was a true classic.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:47:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-20 16:48:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Once upon a time, I was in a bar. I ordered a brewski from the fine 50-year-old dude manning the bar.
He must not have liked the way I flapped my dick at him, because what he set down in front of me was a giant tankard of flavor, slopping diarrhea and putrescent cum all over the table.
This post took me back to the sweet taste of the first deep, heady draught I took from that tankard.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rawr!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! I participated in the great -2 train of 2005.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-11-19 17:13:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go stick your cock in an electric pencil sharpener.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh... another list I didn't make it onto.
Good compilation.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My liver shit on my lungs
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sorry guys, that was Shandythedog. I didn't copy and paste his user info and date, but that's him.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah yes, some great pwnage indeed.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I came a little when I read Ryufu's Major Tom review. That alone was worth the +2.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:39:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahahahaha!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:38:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't get too excited, I stole that awesome fucking line from Loren
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-30 20:06:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A PULITZER
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This one's good if you imagine the kind of voice shouting it.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yup definitely way better
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:35:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
What the deuce, good fellow? If perchance they are propelling themselves toward you, it can be readily inferred that their motivation is an irresistible desire for some unspecified thing. Is it not more seemly that you should be their champion and benefactor than that they should become urchins, skulking about the slums, forsooth?
hahahahahaha
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-17 09:58:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
A study according to the Cambridge University shows that:
waht the hlel man if tehy are ciomn at you , mneas tehy wnat sothimn ,mroe btteer you look aeftr tehm and crae for tehm ,tahn tehy get on the seertt uh?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was definitely a massive -2train.
I realized some of these are -1s and 0s, but I had to add them.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'll be happy that I was included in the longest -2 trains to ever make it into one of these.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:24:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
These are awesome!!!
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-18 10:56:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd love to write "-2 die" on my knuckles and smash your fucking face in"
I love Method to pieces!!
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Though I love that one, the Rosencrantz one has to be my favourite.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:25:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooo!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are awesome!!!
"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-18 10:56:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd love to write "-2 die" on my knuckles and smash your fucking face in"
I love Method to pieces!!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heyy.yy.... i was going to post one of these :)
yours are probably better though