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I Scanned My Ass (2860 hits)

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Rating: 0.33 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2005-12-01 12:53:40 EST




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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2007-12-06 15:53:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i cant believe how funny this is hahahaha

Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2006-03-19 20:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bwahahaha! awesome.

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:33:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're an ass.

Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:45:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:19:18 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm gonna put a copy of this in my yard, it'll act like a scarecrow, except in this case it will scare anything that has eyes.

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<laughs senseless>

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Phallic, were you examining my ass that closely?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck company advertises that it began in 1993? Except for Death Row records.

Submitted by negativesid (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Not as much as mine.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Only 481 hits? The hell? I thought the ass of G-prime might merit more attention...

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OOOOHHHH SHLONG YOU GONNA TAKE THAT FROM HIM???? BEEEEYYYUMMMMM DAAAWWWG!!!

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:05:32 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fag pants!

bauahahahahahahah etc.
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he's got more hair on one asscheek than you've got on your whole head

you bald little bitch

Submitted by Required_Reading (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:21:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:17:06 (#)
Ranking: -1

You should have Photoshopped the pimples off before you posted. Ick.
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and the hair

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd hit it...


TWICE

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just want to pop that pimple like one pops a cherry...



...hard...



...and fast

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

As for the ass-pimples, well, puberty is a bitch now, ain't she.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If my ass looked like that, I would not be posting it here

Matter of fact, I think my ass is pretty good, maybe I should post it?

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

You should have Photoshopped the pimples off before you posted. Ick.

Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for a quality scan.
Get a razor

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OH HELL NO, hairy ass!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fag pants!

bauahahahahahahah etc.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fag pants? Hell, I only bought them because they were on cheap, and they fit. Plus I liked them. Only AFTER I bought them did I find out Zoo York is a skate company.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oh jesus christ i really did think that was gonna be a donkey from the other one... scarred for life man scarred for life. and you need some clearasil on righty there.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Auto -2 fag pants

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ew

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Admit that you love it Shlongeater.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for nothing, dipshit.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:25:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Cool, I thought I was still just another fucking newb with no cred.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

By some, yes. The long timers on here know everyone.


I'M WATCHING YOU POOP.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You like me? Am I known?

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Look, I'll be honest.

I'm a cannibal.

Now, I can't even finish this thigh bone that I cut off some prostitute I picked up at Marina Jack's because I'm disgusted by this picture.

-1 because I like you.
-2's for all the clones that followed you.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

FUCK ME FOR CLICKING ON THIS EVEN THOUGH I KNEW BETTER

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:42:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Come on people, it's like mooning many people at once! THIS is clever.

Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

ummm....nicer than the other ass, but still....well, nevermind.

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Please God Please don't let this be the next bandwagon....unless Tigerlilly or Pentameter want to do it...then it's OK.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a112/chrisconjr/whatthehellman.jpg

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm gonna put a copy of this in my yard, it'll act like a scarecrow, except in this case it will scare anything that has eyes.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:15:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

unpleasant

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because I didn't eat my lunch yet.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:13:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for one reason and one reason only

I fucking KNEW what this post would be and yet I clicked on it anyway.

I blame me for this.


Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

needs more rape

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Zoo York, Zoo York, big city of dreams,"
"But everything in Zoo York ain't always what it seems."
"You might get fooled, if you come from outta town,"
"But I'm down by law and I know my way around."

Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-12-01 13:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You really did.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

For truth in advertising.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:58:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Meh. Needs more pimples.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for having matching pimples on both cheeks.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for being an ass.

Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:55:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Look Mommy, he's "presenting"!

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BOOOOOO!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 12:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I mean, just look at the hair!


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in his grave.

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