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Oh who cares what the damn thing is called, I suck at titles. I suck at this contest, too. (837 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: crap

Rating: 0.81 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by scourge (oftheseas) (View user info) at 2005-12-01 14:34:30 EST


http://www.ubersite.com/m/79928


I have yet to see the post in this contest where three enormous love truncheons replace the bottles. Because of my disappoint in all of you, scroll down and receive your punishment.

I have no Photoshop, I basically just slammed my head against the keyboard and this is what happened.

This should never have been done. It's an abomination unto our lord, bartbart.

Forgive me Uber, for I have sinned.

I'm going to have a big fucking La Bamba burrito for lunch and wash it down with Pabst Blue Ribbon.

I have done nothing productive at my job for almost three weeks.  Tomorrow I'm coming in drunk..JPG (56 kB)

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-26 14:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Duuuur

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-18 13:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-10-31 22:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I've had it up to here with your shennanigans, I'm going through and -2ing ALL of your posts!

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 14:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE MYSELF!!

SIGNED,

SCOURGEY

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-10-27 13:39:58 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95020#2202073

banning attempt

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-01-12 14:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my gosh! It's the son of our lord! Jesus Voltage! He has come to undo all the damage that minimumdino has done!

"My son, bask in my glory. For I am the Onstar that will lead you to salvation. I am the mapquest that knows the way to heaven. And I got a bitchin +2 here for ya."

Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 19:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

sucking at life means u suck at everything

Submitted by bonnee (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

where's my fucking pie

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man, the competition is fierce.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:47:50 (#)
Ranking: 1

That was the worse photoshop ever, and you should see mine. But you mentioned la bamba and PBR, so +1.
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Photoshop nothing, my man. I spent a whole two minutes doing this in MS Paint.

Oh yeah. That's right, baby.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And Bart's getting a few -2's for that hair...

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Six-year anniversary of that pic.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hahaha

young bart!

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That was the worse photoshop ever, and you should see mine. But you mentioned la bamba and PBR, so +1.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:43:11 (#)
Ranking: 1

Is that Bart? He looks different.
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Indeed it is Jeanneeeeeeeee


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Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:44:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

err....

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Is that Bart? He looks different.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'll wait

Submitted by Skribbez (user info) at 2005-12-01 14:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thats right you do suck at this contest. "0" for effort though.


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