Mike00295's Uber Line-Up Part I (1142 hits)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (View user info) at 2005-12-01 15:35:00 EST
It's Thursday so kiss my ass.
I have a very photographic memory. I think I discovered this great power of mine back when I was in grade school. I used to remember certain information, based on a picture or graphic that was on the same page as said info.
Well that has nothing to do with this post. I have been reading everyone's bullshit on here for a while now, and have come to associate certain people (Uber users) with certain faces or other random objects. It helps me put a name to a face if you will. It does not really matter if I have seen a posted picture of the user, I'd rather go with my version.
So here we go. If you are on here, please don't take offense to my mental image of you, it's just the way things are.
User Reviews
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally I'm put in my place. Where could be better than between Berty and Apollo?
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't I at least be Dr. Evil and not just Mini-Me??
I love you Mike 0024904587205
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-01 17:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Mutherfuckin lists I don't make....
and YES, I HAVE seen better
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:52:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:16:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:10:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I always see the Brits as wearing little stiff hats and mustaches. Oh, and grabbing each others asses whilst asserting their superiority in all things and denying their feelings of sexual inadequacy
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Hey you can stick your sexual inadequacy up your ass! I am an international man of mystery and God damn sexual Tyranosaurus.
That's me in a Nutshell
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See. Denial.
I would like to further excuse apollo from my previous characterizations as he is now a Texan. He used the word ain't.
I kid. I kid because I love.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*ahem*
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:28:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:10:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
I always see the Brits as wearing little stiff hats and mustaches. Oh, and grabbing each others asses whilst asserting their superiority in all things and denying their feelings of sexual inadequacy
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Hey you can stick your sexual inadequacy up your ass! I am an international man of mystery and God damn sexual Tyranosaurus.
That's me in a Nutshell
No wait this is me in a Nutshell. Help! help! I'm in a Nutshell.........
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:15:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Gash. We have all seen pictures and words before - make it funny.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:10:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always see the Brits as wearing little stiff hats and mustaches. Oh, and grabbing each others asses whilst asserting their superiority in all things and denying their feelings of sexual inadequacy.
Sorry, grabbing each others "bums"...
Except Berty, he's kind of like gollum's cousin, but with better hair and skin and worse teeth.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:09:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:07:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is pretty accurate since Shlongy is the "baddest mo fo" in the lineup.
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don't even try it Short Round, there's only one real badass on this site.
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and his name is Xcuses
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:09:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:07:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is pretty accurate since Shlongy is the "baddest mo fo" in the lineup.
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don't even try it Short Round, there's only one real badass on this site.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:40:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
I promise fart guy, you will be in round 2.
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XOXOXOXOXO
Yes. Those are hugs and kisses.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, this is pretty accurate since Shlongy is the "baddest mo fo" in the lineup.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I AM TEH DEPP HOTNESSEZZ!!!111!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 16:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I do the same thing, really, even if I know what the person really looks like.
Interesting how the mind just conjurs up images like that.
I constantly see Shlongy as Woody Harrelson in an Aquaman costume. Don't ask me why.
The name really helps sometimes. Or hinders, depending on its particulars.
For instance: For BuckeyesTHEGAME, I can only see HHH wearing a football helmet.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This has potential.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YOu make it to Jersey and I got an 870 with your name on it, all black and decked out with all the trimmings.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know it wasn't SP. I was making fun of you.
Duh.
Where's my 870? Let's roll.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:52:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude that is not Smashing Pumpkins
Its Nonpoint off the new CD, check it out if you haven't
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAAAHA. I see those British blokes the exact same way!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok BAMF, I'm going to use a picture of Billy Corgan for yours.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:48:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My disposition is in a position for all to see
Regretless for how it feels
I got a bullet with a name on it
Bullet with a name
Because the cause for all the pause you think you see
Is really concentration on the steel
I got a bullet with a name on it
Bullet with a name
See everybody watching and passing judgement on
Every little move and decision I make
How can I be an individual
With the weight of the world and 8 other planets to take?
And with everything happening
Gunshots clappin and people all running in every direction
With their hands up prayin for the drama to end
I got my hand out lookin for some money to spend
The price tags on the things I need
Are getting bigger by the day
I got a bullet with a name on it
Bullet with a name
The way I work so hard for things
They just take away from me
I got a bullet with a name on it
Bullet with a name
I'm workin harder than a hundred black mules down in Mexico
No water no clouds no cover from the hotter than hell
No dinner bell empty oven again from another bad opinion
I mean, who doesn't want the cars money fame attention bars honey's games attention stars?
Funny how we say we don't need it then turn around and try at achieve it
Everything that they say about me
And everything that they make me need
Are nothing when they're taking everything away from me
Everyone trying to me it harder
And everyone saying I would never be
You're nothing but a name on the bullet that I aim
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:48:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I made it onto my first list - Yeah baby!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
at least ya made method the alcholic one
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i always suspected wildcat was some sort of slacker hippie
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Put me in, and you can use this to associate me with: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80214
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
aww i didn't make it.
tiger is hot!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I promise fart guy, you will be in round 2.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Method, Joey from N'Sync? ahaha
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be in the next one...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:39:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are funny. Especially Average_Dan, Wildcat and Method. And JonnyX.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost cried when I saw I'd been left out.
<weeps>
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bout them DAWGS
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Like I said man, to be continued.
I was running out of mental capacity.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:36:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww you made me very purty. Thanks doll.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
HA HA UNION JACK
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 15:36:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where the hell am I? Still good, though.