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A psychological question. (925 hits)

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Rating: -0.4 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dante Alighieri (View user info) at 2005-12-01 18:15:17 EST


Read the question first, come up with your own answer, then scroll down to find out what it is. Again, READ THE QUESTION FIRST. This is not a trick question, everything is as you see it. See if you can figure it out; Nobody I know has gotten it right.



A woman and her sister are at a funeral for their recently deceased mother. At one point during the funeral, the woman bumps into a man she's never met before and they start chatting.

He's the man of her dreams. He's everything she ever wanted, and she falls in love with him immediately. However, she forgot to ask him for his phone number before he left the funeral.

A few days later, she murdered her sister.

Why did she kill her sister? Think hard; The answer might not be what you think it is.






































































Thought about it? Here you go:

She was hoping the man would show up again at her sister's funeral.

If you got this question right, you think like a psychopath.

Here's the kicker: This question is asked to serial killers/rapists/murderers before they're put into jail... And almost all of them get it right.

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-23 20:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:25:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

what if you thought that she killed the sister because her sister was a stupid fucking bitch that always left the tv on even when she was in other rooms, not to mention she'd always leave the cordless off the charger so it never had battery?


hahahahahahahaha..

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ooops.
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/sister.htm


Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Have seen it for years. Now I'd like to go back to killing my sister, thanks.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why did she kill her sister?
___________________

BC WE NEVAR SE3N TIHS QWIZ BE4 ONL1NE L0L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-12-02 08:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This was cretinous.

It came round on email months ago. bah.

Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-12-02 08:39:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Wait!

Who slept with who and got pregnant?


Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-12-02 08:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What if I got it right because I read the same question and answer over five years ago?

Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-12-02 08:09:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dante_Alighieri raped his dead mother, then he got raped by a man, finally he raped and killed his sister.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:55:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

old

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, I guess I'm psycho

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

so she could meet the dude again, duh.

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I haven't scrolled down, you can only take my word on that.

She fell in love with the minister/priest/whatever and had to kill her sister so she could attend another funeral. I very well may change my rating if I'm wrong.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What Forensicgirl said but with more contempt.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-12-02 02:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

interesting.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Worth reading.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

....because her dick was stuck in the chicken?

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

My guess was "She's Mystiamoon, she doesn't need reasons."

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey, nate, I find it funny how you bitch about content, and yet gave this a -2. This has some actual thought provoking content. There's just no pleasing you, is there? WHAT DO YOU WANT? I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!!! *Jumps out a window*

Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:03:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That was interesting. Yay I'm not a psychopath! I was just lazy and scrolled down.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Pure 0.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:25:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

what if you thought that she killed the sister because her sister was a stupid fucking bitch that always left the tv on even when she was in other rooms, not to mention she'd always leave the cordless off the charger so it never had battery?


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I HATE when that happens

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There's only one answer to this question that makes any sense.

Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

umm...I got it right. That's bad, huh?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

We analyzed this scenario in one of my classes a long time ago. The entire thing really isn't accurate for the simple fact that a true psychopath is incapable of "love" in the traditional sense of the word.

The original authors would have been more accurate if they substituted "love" for "lust" or something to that effect.

I study psychopaths. They're more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Very dangerous monkeys, but monkeys nonetheless.


Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:28:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, the correct answer was the first that came to mind.
But then I thought, "No way, thats too easy. Thats what they WANT me to think."
So I changed my answer to:
She killed her sister because she's the same psycho that killed her mother.
Hmmm, equally disturbing.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:27:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously - if I wanted to read some forwarded email from the 90s...

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what if you thought that she killed the sister because her sister was a stupid fucking bitch that always left the tv on even when she was in other rooms, not to mention she'd always leave the cordless off the charger so it never had battery?

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is very, very old. And IMHO, incredibly stupid.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:21:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't get it.

this endorsement of my sanity will no doubt be of great comfort to my future victims.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Uh-oh.

Submitted by Walker (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Got asked this some days ago... IMHO its pretty meh, especially if you're not a serial killer...

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-01 18:20:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that was....




















AWESOME.


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