Find the Vagina. (1293 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.18 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Wehrmacht (View user info) at 2005-12-01 19:09:32 EST
Find the vagina. Oh where can she be??
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Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-12-03 16:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I expected it to be like that stupid "where's waldo" animation where the oh-so-scary face pops up after a few seconds, but instead of a face it would be a cooter.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I was at that carnival. I stepped in that cooze and broke my frickin' leg! I'm suing the Carny company and the owners of the lot they had it on. And I'll probably never get my shoe back, dammmit!
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to love Where's Wally when I was a kid. I feel like you've just raped my childhood self.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How could you not find it?
It sticks out like a sore, roughly humped, handful of genitalia.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:51:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I FOUND IT
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your imitator got this, but, as you can see, they got the ass end of the rating scale.
For you, I go the other way, because they should make a book of these to teach children that pussy's everywhere if you just know where to look for it.
The idea/theme is the same, so you get the same poem:
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:36:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I still recall the day that pussy stormed the county fair,
The smell of fries and corndogs filled the mild, summer air,
The citizens all gathered underneath a sun so bright,
But then that goddamned cunny came and gave the town a fright.
I was just a boy then, a young lad not ten years old,
I think I still had braces then, at least that's what I'm told,
I ran from booth to booth, I did, rode every sort of ride,
I ate my cotton candy, played some games and won a prize;
The crowd grew silent all at once, behind me there was quiet,
And then I heard a rumble, turned around, and saw the riot:
There ran Old Man Worthington with his bum war vet knee,
Behind him I saw Sandy Brown, her paints dark-stained with pee,
I saw a stilkwalk man approach, in his bright suit of blue
And as he fell I saw a hairy thing with a pink hue.
A giant pussy lurched about, digesting carny folk
Between its lips of scarlet red, the victims it did choke,
Above those lethal labia, I saw a clit of white
It terrified me to the quick, I still can't sleep at night.
The clowns ran out in stiff formation, carrying their pies,
They launched them at the pussy, and before me, then, they died,
The quim spat thick secretions at them, clogging mouths and noses,
The cunt juice overcame them, like Egypt overcome by Moses.
With one quick snap the snatch engulfed the kiddie shooting range,
And as it ate that gaming tent, a fearful sound it made,
It ripped a queef that sent its lips a-flapping with a ripple,
That scent it overcame the townsfolk, every nose did sniffle.
I stood transfixed and paralyzed, before me stormed the box
I felt the piss run down my leg and pool inside my socks,
I watched as twin lips opened, like the Predator's foul face,
The stink of death and hair and sweat washed o'er me, stuck in place.
The clit, I saw it wink at me, as labia shot out
They meant to eat and digest me: of this I had no doubt,
I saw a flash of pink and purple, felt myself thrown safe
And watched as two brave costumed heroes 'proached the pussy's face.
The men they held their ground and would not let the Stinkbox pass,
And spoke aloud "Stand down you foe! It's Sup-Butt and Vag'ass!"
To be continued?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
bah-hahaha
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should write childrens books.
Submitted by nate (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bottom left hand corner what do I win