Find the Vagina (1084 hits)
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Submitted by RoundRobin (View user info) at 2005-12-01 19:15:38 EST
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-02 19:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Have you fucked a lot of your orchids then? If so I want to watch. That sounds hot
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I admit nothing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:53:59 EST (#)
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that's it i'm never saying where's waldo again.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:46:37 EST (#)
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Can you wonder in the least why people raise orchids? Beauty, my uberfriend, beauty.
Have you fucked a lot of your orchids then? If so I want to watch. That sounds hot
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:11:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That wasn't hard at all.
It's right there in the middle of the picture!
Silly gooses (or should it be 'Silly geese'?).
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:24:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-02 00:58:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, I've done it before, but at least I've learned better
How can you people stick your penis in *anything* that looks like that?
straight people are disgusting
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Look at it closely, or better still find a collage of real vagina pictures on uber anywhere. Can you wonder in the least why people raise orchids? Beauty, my uberfriend, beauty.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-02 01:39:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
these things...it's late
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-02 01:22:09 EST (#)
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suuuuure. vagina is much worse than stinky butthole. how about this...if you have sex in the yum yum, there is a limited risk for injury at climax, where if it's in da butt, the guy might clench and lose a foot of colon when his buddy pops out.
(sure, it's an urban myth...but this things always start with a grain of truth!)
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-12-02 00:58:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, I've done it before, but at least I've learned better
How can you people stick your penis in *anything* that looks like that?
straight people are disgusting
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 20:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I still recall the day that pussy stormed the county fair,
The smell of fries and corndogs filled the mild, summer air,
The citizens all gathered underneath a sun so bright,
But then that goddamned cunny came and gave the town a fright.
I was just a boy then, a young lad not ten years old,
I think I still had braces then, at least that's what I'm told,
I ran from booth to booth, I did, rode every sort of ride,
I ate my cotton candy, played some games and won a prize;
The crowd grew silent all at once, behind me there was quiet,
And then I heard a rumble, turned around, and saw the riot:
There ran Old Man Worthington with his bum war vet knee,
Behind him I saw Sandy Brown, her paints dark-stained with pee,
I saw a stilkwalk man approach, in his bright suit of blue
And as he fell I saw a hairy thing with a pink hue.
A giant pussy lurched about, digesting carny folk
Between its lips of scarlet red, the victims it did choke,
Above those lethal labia, I saw a clit of white
It terrified me to the quick, I still can't sleep at night.
The clowns ran out in stiff formation, carrying their pies,
They launched them at the pussy, and before me, then, they died,
The quim spat thick secretions at them, clogging mouths and noses,
The cunt juice overcame them, like Egypt overcome by Moses.
With one quick snap the snatch engulfed the kiddie shooting range,
And as it ate that gaming tent, a fearful sound it made,
It ripped a queef that sent its lips a-flapping with a ripple,
That scent it overcame the townsfolk, every nose did sniffle.
I stood transfixed and paralyzed, before me stormed the box
I felt the piss run down my leg and pool inside my socks,
I watched as twin lips opened, like the Predator's foul face,
The stink of death and hair and sweat washed o'er me, stuck in place.
The clit, I saw it wink at me, as labia shot out
They meant to eat and digest me: of this I had no doubt,
I saw a flash of pink and purple, felt myself thrown safe
And watched as two brave costumed heroes 'proached the pussy's face.
The men they held their ground and would not let the Stinkbox pass,
And spoke aloud "Stand down you foe! It's Sup-Butt and Vag'ass!"
To be continued?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:44:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this a joke? Is the answer, the poster himself?
Dipshit.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:38:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The trick to this is the vagina wasnt in the picture.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Darn, this is too hard. I did find Waldo, though.
Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:27:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow, that was hard.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-01 19:21:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's a vagina?