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Category: Humor

Rating: -1.38 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Erik Kuhn , <gokukuhn.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-01 21:22:02 EST


omg lol my brother just ate some chocolate but it was really poop LMAO he thought it tasted good too then he made out with his gf LOL i hope they get sick :)

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-02 19:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-02 19:35:27 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:58:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

Make that 'yours,' not 'yourse.'
I don't know what a yourse is, but it had no place in that review.
__________________________________________________________________
A yourse is a yourse, of cyourse, of cyourse. . .


haahahahah

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-02 19:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:58:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

Make that 'yours,' not 'yourse.'
I don't know what a yourse is, but it had no place in that review.
__________________________________________________________________
A yourse is a yourse, of cyourse, of cyourse. . .


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

yep apparently.

Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Im the only one who got this

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:25:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.lemonparty.org
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FUCK RANDOM!!! PUT NSFW ON THAT! JESUS CHRIST!

For those who want to know, its a pic of random, his dad, and his uncle all fucking each other.

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You really suck. Please, for the love of God, castrate yourself immediately. Someone as retarded as you should not be allowed to breed.

Submitted by kerrijoy66 (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:32:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"-2 Shut the fuck up and stop wasting my fucking time with a 2 line post you stupid 10-cent cum guzzling gutter slore."

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NEEDS MORE -2 DIE

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:12:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

Christ, the alters have gotten lazy.


Submitted by randomhero83 (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.lemonparty.org

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG teh funnie ROFLCOPTER LOLLERSK8S LM40n4d3!!!!11

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-02 09:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 Die is not enough. So I am inventing something else.

It is the "-2 Shut the fuck up and stop wasting my fucking time with a 2 line post you stupid 10-cent cum guzzling gutter slore."

I think that'll catch on.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-02 08:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish I could create a sight that would autoban schmucks like this.


Oh, what a glorious world we would live in...

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-02 08:47:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Tard

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Someone disconnect this retards' computer, please.

Submitted by Cryslynn1 (user info) at 2005-12-02 06:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

umm....


nevermind.

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Christ, the alters have gotten lazy.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-02 04:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-02 01:54:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 DIE

Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:51:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hahahaha lolz your brother went lolze and you lol gagged on his lmao cock and lol couldnt swallow his lol jiz and lol you are the man lol.

How is special school treating you lately by the way?

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B35t r3v13w 3v3r LOLZ!!!11111122/

Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:51:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

Hahahaha lolz your brother went lolze and you lol gagged on his lmao cock and lol couldnt swallow his lol jiz and lol you are the man lol.

How is special school treating you lately by the way?

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B35t r3v13w 3v3r LOL!!!11111122/

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Hahahaha lolz your brother went lolze and you lol gagged on his lmao cock and lol couldnt swallow his lol jiz and lol you are the man lol.

How is special school treating you lately by the way?

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAHAHAHAA

Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

spazmorama

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

LOL!!111one!!111!!ONE!!!11!!

2 -DIE

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

goatse-bad.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

lol yuo totally dident lerarn teh frist time taht uber dosent tolerate this crpa lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:58:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Make that 'yours,' not 'yourse.'
I don't know what a yourse is, but it had no place in that review.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:57:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wrote this in response to a shitty post earlier tonight:

Grundle Jones the mountain man lived up on Knobschlob Hill
He lived a horrid, stressful life with his spouse Big-Ass Lil,
One day ol' Grundle Jones de-pantsed and walked inside his house,
He found his Lilly sleeping, she was quiet as a mouse,
Above her softly, Grundle perched, and squatted on her face,
His ass hair made a noose and held her big-ass neck in place,
His browneye touched her knobby nose and she woke with a start,
And as she woke ol' Grundle Jones let loose a fetid fart,
Lilly tried to get away, but ass hair choked her quick
And as her face turned red, then blue, he slapped her with his dick,
He batted on her chin and lips with his unwashed hangdown
The asshairs kept a-choking her, her fat face did tense and frown,
Grundle started laughing as his asshole touched her eye
And as his long, constricting asshairs slowly made her die,
He went to droop a teabag in her ope', relaxing mouth
He shifted weight and sat a bit, and then his nuts went south,
His balls they worked down past her lips and found her swollen tongue
His butthair kept on strangling as her nose popped in his bung,
He felt a touch of ecstacy as dying mouth sucked nuts
But when his Lilly breathed her last, she clamped her jaws tight shut.
Grundle Jones leapt up and screamed, his crotch a bloody mess,
And soon thereafter died from bloodless, laid on Lilly's breasts.
So kids, respect your women - grown men, shave your fur behinds
And learn this bit from Grundle Jones: thin women make good wives.

I had a beer while writing this. The warm, acidic burp that came up when I was halfway through had more to offer the world than this post of yourse.
The bloodstain of my abortion - if it were possible for me to have one - would bring me more joy than reading this again.


Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:45:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your mother's a whore, Trebek!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:44:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

While raping your pregnant mother i mistook your brain stem for her hymen.



Sorry about that.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG this post sucked my left nut lol it was sooooo shitty you suck anus you shitty crap shit lmfao!!!!!1

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What flavour of poop?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:27:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are the epitome of stupid. Did you think this was
funny? Do you think using moronic things like lmao and lol
are intelligent? Take a fucking hike, you asshole.

You are not funny or intelligent. -2DIE!!


Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sphagnum's a douche. Don't listen to him. Post more meaningless shit.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-01 21:23:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Turn yourself inside out and jump into the Sun.


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saying goes, let your children run wild and free.

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