Shrooms and the disintigration of yourself (756 hits)
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Submitted by Axtumanu <axtumanu.at.telus.net> (View user info) at 2005-12-01 22:23:13 EST
Ok, every time I do shrooms, which is often, I feel like I'm being attacked by heavenly artillery, things exploding all around me and hitting me, destroying me, but if feels SO DAMN GOOD! Then it seems like part of me, or all of me is being destroyed but random things, like a blazing wind that feels like in knocks my head off, or a meteor from above that crushed all sense of being that I have. It always feel really, really good to be killed or crushed into dust.
Anyone else feel this way when they shroom?
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-10-21 10:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shite
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 18:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:08:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:21:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
its your brain synapses exploding your IQ point, apparently
hahhaha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:21:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
its your brain synapses exploding your IQ point, apparently
hahhaha
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nope... maybe you should ease up on them, it seems to have eaten your logicical cortex... you know, the part of your brain that stops most people from putting this drivel on the intarwebs?
HAR HAR RABBIT
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No. WOOOO SHROOOMS!
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:47:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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That is how to describe a shroom trip accurately. Baby Jebus thinks you're ghey (although he's also secretly intrigued). Skinny Kenny W00t.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-02 10:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Try doing it outside on a camp trip or something. Outside is better. Inside can stifle the trip I've found.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2005-12-02 08:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What they said (see below).
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-02 07:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
its your brain synapses exploding your IQ point, apparently
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like you're the only one.
How about writing something interesting next time?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-12-02 05:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
IF ONE MORE PERSON POSTS ON AN OPINION BASED SITE AND SAYS THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLES OPINIONS I'M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT!!! I'm going to shit anyway, but that's not the point.
Submitted by karamazov (user info) at 2005-12-02 02:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shrooms make you trip, acid blows your mind.
Submitted by lowrysm (user info) at 2005-12-02 01:56:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LSD is better
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-12-02 00:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
GLaLL beat you down man, try it again and write something interesting!
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's an urban legend about some kids who chucked themselves out of a window while on LSD because they thought they could fly.
Try LSD next time, I hear you get wicked visuals. Keep the windows open for air circulation, too.
Go on.
Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Love you all too.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You'd make a fine suicide bomber.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shrooms give me diarrhoea but when im tripping i cant use the toilet because, well, i worry it will start singing while i take a dump so i just shit my pants and watch reruns of lassie.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't let this continue.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-12-01 23:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*pukes*
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My pants are breathing. That's hilarious.
Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmmmmmmm..... Tasty erasers they were though!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, you remember those shrooms I gave you last week?
well, they were eraser shavings, so you really didn't get high.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Four reviews tonight, four spelling errors.
Tonight is not my night.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I live in Vancouver... this place is made of them.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:51:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
When I shroom I want to kill you, yes
I want to see you dead,
I want to take a spool of wire
And tie you to your bed.
Once your arms and legs were bound
I'd break your hands and toes,
I'd shove used tampons in your mouth
And force nails up your nose.
You'd scream, I'd laugh, and then you'd cry
As your bunghole I lubed
And let a coked-up Kenny G
Stick saxophones in you.
Your muted cries would make you squirm
And you'd let out a fart,
Your gas would make the alto sing
While dying, you'd make art.
I'd pay ten homless bums to shit
On your held-open eyes,
I'd feed them lard and gristle, beans,
Oysters and meat pies.
I'd dance a saucy tango, then
And tapdance on your nuts,
Careful not to bother Kenny
As, with brass, he ruts.
Your dick I'd feed to wolverines
Your nuts, thrown to the birds,
And as for all the rest of you,
I haven't got the words.
Let's just say that dental records
Wouldn't help ID
Your hacked-up, axed-up, shredded corpse:
Gruesome Honalee.
Recall the scene in Fargo
With Buscemi and the chipper,
Your riddled grounds I'd plant outside
But save your feet for slippers.
Nothing soothes my shroomed-up mind
Quite like man-made footwear,
And so your toes would keep mine warm
Your hacked-off feet, so bare.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've done shrooms, and this still sucked. Sorry dude.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:49:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do I do shrooms?
Yes, I do. Once or twice a month.
Do I feel the same way?
No I don't, you fucking nit-wit.
I feel like my body is one big happy.
That's about it.
Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:42:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, yes.
And if you have never done shrooms and your replying to this with a -2, I have no time for you.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There are spiders in your veins man!
Can you feel them?
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:31:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:24:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Spell it with me--L-A-M-E-A-S-S. Lame-ass.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-01 22:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Spell it with me--L-A-M-E-A-S-S. Lame-ass.