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411: Irritation (336 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: -1 on 1 review (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Beavis Christ (View user info) at 2005-12-02 02:30:53 EST

I called 411 the other day. Why? Because I'm an idiot. It went something like this.

*RING RING*

Operator: What city and state please?

Me: Ottumwa, Iowa.

Operator: Ottawa, Canada?

Me: No-Ottumwa, Iowa.

Operator: Ottawa, Canada, how may I help you?

Me: Right..I'm looking for the number to reach Maurices at the Quincy Mall.

Operator: What's the last name sir?

Me: It's a clothing store.

Operator: What street?

Me: Quincy...

Operator: I have a number for Clarice Quincy.

Me: Forget it...

Operator: Thank you have a good day sir.
Operator: Remember, call 411 for movie tickets and showtimes.

*CLICK*

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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Would be a 0 if it had been longer. Had potential, but fell short.

Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy