Two years on this here site, with very disturbing camwhore. (1539 hits)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (View user info) at 2005-12-02 11:01:23 EST
Who has been here for two years? Eat me who? Who the fuck came up with that name?
Saturday is it. December 3, 2005 marks the second year of my official arrival in this fine community. Yes, I said fine community.
Every community has its rejects, but you should love them just the same. Take Koolmang, for instance. He was like that racist uncle that you had growing up. Sure he loved raping girl's butts and posting gross porn, BUT he hated the blacks, Jews, Hispanics and all other non-white people. Uncle Koolmang, why are you burning a cross on the Johnson's front yard? Billy, they're all dark. They need light.
Then, there was I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish. He is single-handedly responsible for Bart mandating that all sex-offenders be obnoxious trolls. That and they must post things about them sucking piss out of random internet women.
Those are the only two rejects that I really remember. I can't remember that one fat kid's name that always posted lists, with his picture at the bottom. He tried so hard to look badass, but only accomplished fat-ass. It was like Dr. something or other. Do me a favor and help me remember the rejects. I can't be bothered to seek them out.
Then, there are the reasons that I stayed so long. Where the fuck is Jimbo? And Reallybored? And Shark25? Were these guys just Method? I don't know but they made me laugh and cry.
How about that Sideburns? I'm three days older than him, you know. Then, you have your Snark and Jack McCallum. All three are freaking amazing storytellers. Hell, even Shlongy grew on me. That guy irritated the shit out of me when he first came here. Then, I found humor in him being a shithead.
To those of you, I have met in person, AJ, Katie, Jared, Loren, Bart, Tim, Sean, Shiloh, Corinne, Rizzo, Jamie, Nicole, Paula, Monty, Josie, you are some of the nicest people that I have met. I am truly sorry if I have forgotten anyone.
I have never been one to name drop. There are times that I forget my own name. I guess that this is more a tribute post of the reason that this site is so addictive.
It's the instantaneous feedback. Be it positive or negative. One minute someone tells you that you should have been aborted; the next minute they're praising you for your literary prowess. I fucking love that. I love the opportunity that I get to possibly entertain someone, then someone else comes along and completely hates what I have posted. Sure, they're wrong, but where would the world be without the wrong people there for my feet to fall on?
Thank you, Bart. Thank you to everyone that visits this site regularly, making it so diverse. I know that this post has been done a hundred times. It's my turn, now. I've got a hangover. I watched women oil-wrestle last night at hole in a wall, bar. Titties were everywhere.
I want someone to photo-shop this for my Uber-birthday. Bart can't be the only guy on here that's dressed up like a woman to pick up guys at a bar, last Saturday. Wait a minute. I didn't do that.
First Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/20382
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User Reviews
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-11 09:54:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Terrific, man. Happy Uberversary.
(80's hair band style:)
EAT ME,
COMPLETELY,
THREATENIN' YOUR SEXUALIT-YYYYYYYY!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-12-11 08:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww... you rock the house. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:56:25 EST (#)
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I am a sexy bitch. When is someone going to photoshop this. I need it to get me through the boredom of the daily grind. Where's Habeeb when you need him?!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:17:43 EST (#)
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You remind me a bit of Bart, in that really creepy Halloween picture. I HOPE it was a creepy Halloween picture, anyway...
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-03 07:33:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:11:21 (#)
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That's one HUUUGE bitch.
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Bah ha ha ha! I love that movie.
It's really the boots that make this outfit, dude.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-03 00:46:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-02 21:51:38 EST (#)
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nice legs. I'd hit it.
wait...
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-02 21:18:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:23:24 (#)
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My two-year will actually be next friday. It's going to be awesome guys, I'm totally going to make a post linking to other posts I've already done.
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funny stuff
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:32:38 EST (#)
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You rock, Terry.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:29:21 EST (#)
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It's like a little fucked in the head club.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:22:34 EST (#)
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Anyone who would come to this site for two years must be fucked in the head...
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:04:34 EST (#)
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Hell, I even spelled your name right, Shlongy, with no "c"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:26:08 EST (#)
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Well, this is killing me to do this but I HAD to thank you for the shithead compliment.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:07:25 EST (#)
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That's a big bitch right there.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 15:31:09 EST (#)
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love the pic, I think you should open a boutique called 'A Touch Of Ghey'.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:52:54 EST (#)
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Classy bitch like that aint going out with no short dick mans!
You gotta have the big mother fuckin meat if you wants to get all up in her shit so allow that motherfuckrs!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:10:25 EST (#)
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Thank you, Jack. Dr. Shabazz and he had something like Satanwearsasweater, or some shit when he rated posts. God, he sucked.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:22:37 EST (#)
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Dear lord...that picture is...
<shudders>
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:18:18 EST (#)
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can't remember that one fat kid's name that always posted lists,
DR. Shabazz.
auto +2berversary
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:45:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:34:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
<ejacu--nope, that's piss>
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She makes my penis sneeze.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:34:39 EST (#)
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<ejacu--nope, that's piss>
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:13:00 EST (#)
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CHEERS!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:40:12 EST (#)
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Never post pictures of Cher. Never never never.
NEVAR!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto suck my cock response to auto -2 Uberversary post.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:30:05 EST (#)
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I thought I might have been that Scottish bastard mentioned in your first post, but I haven't been around that long.
Damn.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:26:19 EST (#)
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Auto -2 Uberversary post.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:23:58 EST (#)
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Hey, everybody, say hi to Perry Farrell.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:23:24 EST (#)
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My two-year will actually be next friday. It's going to be awesome guys, I'm totally going to make a post linking to other posts I've already done.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I work out. And I give head on the first date.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:20:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:14:59 (#)
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It looks like that mentally ill woman who invited me on a date to the forest, she was blonde though.
Waiting there with a pint of lager and being stood up by a down syndrome chick marks the lowest point in my life.
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I'm sorry for laughing at your pain Berty. But damn if that ain't funny.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:18:50 EST (#)
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show me yer boobies
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:17:55 EST (#)
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um... very shapely calves?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:17:38 EST (#)
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Berty, how could you be stood up? You told me that you didn't have any legs.
I was born a poor black child.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:17:28 EST (#)
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What the ghey?!?!?!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:16:46 EST (#)
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You're right, it is disturbing.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:15:32 EST (#)
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That's a HUGE bitch.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:14:59 EST (#)
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It looks like that mentally ill woman who invited me on a date to the forest, she was blonde though.
Waiting there with a pint of lager and being stood up by a down syndrome chick marks the lowest point in my life.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:11:34 EST (#)
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<ejaculates>
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:11:21 EST (#)
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That's one HUUUGE bitch.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:10:30 EST (#)
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cool shit dude. i just noticed that i missed mine by a few days. whoops.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:08:59 EST (#)
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I'm disturbed
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:07:43 EST (#)
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Actually no. I was wrong. My two year is coming up this Tuesday. Hmm.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:05:39 EST (#)
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You're only four weeks uber-older than I am.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:05:36 EST (#)
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My two-year is coming up in about two weeks.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:05:24 EST (#)
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You sexy, sexy beast.
Did you get my e-mails?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I tried so desperately to make this smaller.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-02 11:02:30 EST (#)
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THAT IS DISTURBING