Ode to the Christmas Donkey (wording NSFW) (1334 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.45 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MistressFist (View user info) at 2005-12-02 12:56:17 EST
Ode to the Christmas Donkey
By: MistressFist
Everyone calls you Dominick by name
But the jig is up, I've got your game.
Yes you may be Santa's little friend,
But my nut is still on the mend
From last year's little stunt
Which involved a punch to the skull
To tighten my cunt.
Mom told me to not fuck with donkeys
Of that I am sure
But I didn't remember
Until you accosted my netherlip
And ravaged till it tore.
I thought you'd have some class
Not just your average ass
But when you forced me to toss your hairy salad
Sadly, my prior judgments were deemed invalid.
Sure I've had my share of knocks
Kicked by sheep
And raped by an ox.
But the Donkey Punch has got to go
For this time you have stooped pretty low,
Dirty Sanchez, I'll say yes
Cleveland Steamer, it is the best.
Rusty Trombone! There is no better way to be OWNED.
So when you come 'round
At Christmas this year,
I'll remember my head
And fuck Mister Ed instead.
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rusty Trombone! There is no better way to be OWNED.
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ha!
sorta kinda clever.
Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:59:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:56:02 (#)
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Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
Bitch,
I mean no malice,
Tis the season of gifts,
and I just wanted to give you my phallus!
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I accept,
But on condition:
You rape me daily
And lock me in the kitchen.
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Deal. (I think I read somewhere that ubersite was legally binding...)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:56:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
Bitch,
I mean no malice,
Tis the season of gifts,
and I just wanted to give you my phallus!
=========================================================
I accept,
But on condition:
You rape me daily
And lock me in the kitchen.
Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bitch,
I mean no malice,
Tis the season of gifts,
and I just wanted to give you my phallus!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*cough* http://www.ubersite.com/m/80299 *cough*
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:27:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:02:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
Chingedy ching hee-haw, hee-haw...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sheesh!!! Who do I have to fuck to get a blow job around here!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:08:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
the donkey punch is done
with the peener in the bum
minus 2
no soup for you
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I hope this makes a "top -2" post someday.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:36:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I'm gonna have some fun with this after lunch....
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:08:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
the donkey punch is done
with the peener in the bum
minus 2
no soup for you
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amazing.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes for President.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the donkey punch is done
with the peener in the bum
minus 2
no soup for you
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Chingedy ching hee-haw, hee-haw...
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-02 12:59:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh, is it just me or do you have to work to hard to figure out the rhythm?