My Pussy Eating Skills Rival That of an Accomplished Lesbian (1504 hits)
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Submitted by RoundRobin (View user info) at 2005-12-02 13:16:25 EST
That's right, you gay bitches. I can eat pussy better than any of you.
And that's not all.
When I'm done sucking you into oblivion, I've got a natural hard rod to pound your queer asses straight!! No strap on here!!
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-12-03 23:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking loved it.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-03 23:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nah
none of it
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:58:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's just for the picture.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:57:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:41:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this may be an alter.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:51:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, that's me. Uh huh. I like DICK!! BIG THICK DICK!!
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Because I know now I never have a chance with Tiger. Weeps emo tears of slim dick.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this may be an alter.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:25:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:13:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How tiresome. Please go away.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:47:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe RoundRobin is Urbane. Or another of her acolytes. Who knows?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
someone likes attention.
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:58:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:53:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and FYI, I know exactly what you're refering to. I didn't spend the night fucktard, I went up with RayRay cooked some ribs and left with RayRay. Fucking idiot. Get your people right.
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Lie all you want, you fucking bitch. I know the truth. You know the truth. Why you think you have to save face in front of a bunch of internet freaks is a mystery to me.
I bet you fell out of your chair when Urbane's pussy pics hit the front page. Was it dark when you ate it and didn't look quite so fat and nasty ???
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I didn't spend the night ass nugget. I went with Tiger Lilly, washed some dishes and left with Tiger Lilly. Fucking idiot. Get your interweb people right.
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Who pulled your chain, cunt breath??
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:06:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
I EAT PUSSY!!! YUMMY...YUM... I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm TASTES SO GOOD!! Yeah.
Happy now?
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But not just any pussy. You eat FRONT PAGE pussy!
You and Urbane FUCKED around. You know it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:04:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I EAT PUSSY!!! YUMMY...YUM... I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY!!!"""
I think that's commendable.
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:58:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:53:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and FYI, I know exactly what you're refering to. I didn't spend the night fucktard, I went up with RayRay cooked some ribs and left with RayRay. Fucking idiot. Get your people right.
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Lie all you want, you fucking bitch. I know the truth. You know the truth. Why you think you have to save face in front of a bunch of internet freaks is a mystery to me.
I bet you fell out of your chair when Urbane's pussy pics hit the front page. Was it dark when you ate it and didn't look quite so fat and nasty ???
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I didn't spend the night ass nugget. I went with Tiger Lilly, washed some dishes and left with Tiger Lilly. Fucking idiot. Get your interweb people right.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:58:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:53:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and FYI, I know exactly what you're refering to. I didn't spend the night fucktard, I went up with RayRay cooked some ribs and left with RayRay. Fucking idiot. Get your people right.
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Lie all you want, you fucking bitch. I know the truth. You know the truth. Why you think you have to save face in front of a bunch of internet freaks is a mystery to me.
I bet you fell out of your chair when Urbane's pussy pics hit the front page. Was it dark when you ate it and didn't look quite so fat and nasty ???
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...who are you? You're comical. Thank you.
I EAT PUSSY!!! YUMMY...YUM... I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm TASTES SO GOOD!! Yeah.
Happy now?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:02:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:00:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, who is responsible for this?!?! Caul, was this you?
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No. I just laughed at the way this post read.
My alters were: http://www.ubersite.com/u/vaginaravager http://www.ubersite.com/u/didier http://www.ubersite.com/u/hipporapist
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, who is responsible for this?!?! Caul, was this you? This alter does seem sort of gay, and I just thought... nah forget it.
Another.
Dumb.
Alter.
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:00:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:51:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
why am I the only who laughed?
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Because you have a full understanding of life, my friend.
That and you're a demented fuck, just like me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lie all you want, you fucking bitch. I know the truth."""
Who are you to know all that inside stuff? Just curious.
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:53:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and FYI, I know exactly what you're refering to. I didn't spend the night fucktard, I went up with RayRay cooked some ribs and left with RayRay. Fucking idiot. Get your people right.
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Lie all you want, you fucking bitch. I know the truth. You know the truth. Why you think you have to save face in front of a bunch of internet freaks is a mystery to me.
I bet you fell out of your chair when Urbane's pussy pics hit the front page. Was it dark when you ate it and didn't look quite so fat and nasty ???
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
unless that flower is perched comfortably on a stack of money or a bag of McDonalds. """
You forgot "drench in oil and muslim baby blood"
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:51:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
why am I the only who laughed?
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because you're canadian.
it's nothing to be ashamed of, really. it's inbred in you. however, americans don't like "dumb flower humor" unless that flower is perched comfortably on a stack of money or a bag of McDonalds.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and FYI, I know exactly what you're refering to. I didn't spend the night fucktard, I went up with RayRay cooked some ribs and left with RayRay. Fucking idiot. Get your people right.
Submitted by angllyn1989 (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
whats was the point of that i mean i know mine r stupid but come on
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:51:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, that's me. Uh huh. I like DICK!! BIG THICK DICK!!
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Most women do, what's wrong with that?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, that's me. Uh huh. I like DICK!! BIG THICK DICK!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why am I the only who laughed?
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:45:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:42:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:34:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you really this dumb?
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Not dumb at all.
Is there any truth to what Urbane Mischief said about you and her messing around?
DID YOU EAT SOME OF THAT NASTY FAT INFECTED CUNT?
YOU SICK, DISGUSTING WHORE.
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You must be out of your fucking mind. Are you? I've never messed around with Val. I kissed
Munkey in NYC and that is all. Now go and fuck yourself kindly.
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Oh, what the fuck ever. You know good and damn well you and Urbane fucked around. Urbane and you, Urbane and Munkey, Urbane and Strawberry Fanatic, etc., etc., etc.
You're going to deny it, just because you don't want to be associated with her fat, nasty, pussy??
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mmmmmmmmmmmmm stamen <drools>
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FYI, Urbane WISHES I would mess around her.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:45:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
well, the flower was nice anyway.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:42:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:34:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you really this dumb?
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Not dumb at all.
Is there any truth to what Urbane Mischief said about you and her messing around?
DID YOU EAT SOME OF THAT NASTY FAT INFECTED CUNT?
YOU SICK, DISGUSTING WHORE.
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You must be out of your fucking mind. Are you? I've never messed around with Val. I kissed
Munkey in NYC and that is all. Now go and fuck yourself kindly.
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:34:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you really this dumb?
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Not dumb at all.
Is there any truth to what Urbane Mischief said about you and her messing around?
DID YOU EAT SOME OF THAT NASTY FAT INFECTED CUNT?
YOU SICK, DISGUSTING WHORE.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your posting skills rival those of a ghey retarded monoped with a shorthand typewriter.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you really this dumb?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I truelly wish the cancer had killed me now, I really do.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:23:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Slow day at work?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for....... "that"
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:21:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF IM NOT READING ALL OF THAT
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Licking your dog's anus HARDLY qualifies as "pussy eating", you fucking retard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:18:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's posts like this that make Ubersite great.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, are you a homo?