I Have a Suprise for You....... (678 hits)
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Submitted by Boondock (View user info) at 2005-12-02 15:59:01 EST
I have a surprise for my fellow Uberites. Sorry about the .bmp file, but my work computer sucks goat ass. Before any of you say it, yes, I am aware that .bmp files make the baby jeebus cry. Just take your fucking surprise and be happy with it bitches.
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Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:21:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:19:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:11:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post on Ubersite in the last 24 hours.
Deal with it, assholes.
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I'm really curious who's alter this is.
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I'm no alter. I'm just fucked in the head.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:19:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:11:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post on Ubersite in the last 24 hours.
Deal with it, assholes.
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I'm really curious who's alter this is.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:14:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:10:03 (#)
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Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:06:04 (#)
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Utter shit or not, I'll post whatever I want, whenever I want and there's not a single thing you can do to stop me
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true, there is nothing any of us can do to stop you from posting your tripe.
but there is something Bart can do.
you post too much shit too many times in too soon a time span and you're likely to get the axe.
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I can not, nay, will not be stopped. I shall spread my shit from on high like manure in my quest to fertilize the Earth.
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post on Ubersite in the last 24 hours.
Deal with it, assholes.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:10:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:06:04 (#)
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Utter shit or not, I'll post whatever I want, whenever I want and there's not a single thing you can do to stop me
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true, there is nothing any of us can do to stop you from posting your tripe.
but there is something Bart can do.
you post too much shit too many times in too soon a time span and you're likely to get the axe.
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:06:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:01:20 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:38:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fucking Uber legend...I can get away with posting utter shit.
You can't.
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Awww, it looks like I hurt your feelings. Grow up you twat. "Uber Legend"? Are you fucking kidding me? Uber Loser is more like it.
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careful, keep that up and he's going to come out with the physical threats
which is a quite the comedy act
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:06:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:01:20 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:38:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fucking Uber legend...I can get away with posting utter shit.
You can't.
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Utter shit or not, I'll post whatever I want, whenever I want and there's not a single thing you can do to stop me. Don't click on my posts if all I post is shit. Grow up and toughen up little bitch. Instead of looking like a complete fucking loser, what you really should be doing is sharpening your mental machete and getting ready for the next thicket. It doesn't matter what you do though, you'll still be a little bitch.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:01:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:38:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fucking Uber legend...I can get away with posting utter shit.
You can't.
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Awww, it looks like I hurt your feelings. Grow up you twat. "Uber Legend"? Are you fucking kidding me? Uber Loser is more like it.
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:55:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:38:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fucking Uber legend...I can get away with posting utter shit.
You can't.
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is that something to be proud of? what a fucking loser you must be.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:55:03 EST (#)
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Don't dis Windows 2000. It's the best one there is, after 98.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:44:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:38:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fucking Uber legend...I can get away with posting utter shit.
You can't.
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shlong, my man..... "a fucking uber legend?" self-proclaimed, no less? do you pride yourself on that?
if so.........then wow....you need to spend some more time on the links and less on the computer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:38:24 EST (#)
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I'm a fucking Uber legend...I can get away with posting utter shit.
You can't.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:24:04 EST (#)
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Older than a happy little tree
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:24:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:20:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
It would have been a MAJOR surprise if you posted something that didn't suck balls.
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It would be just as big a surprise if you did the same. I've read some of the stuff you've left here and I've gotta say, I've seen better things floating in the toilet when I'm done taking a shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:20:54 EST (#)
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It would have been a MAJOR surprise if you posted something that didn't suck balls.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome. as expected.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:19:07 EST (#)
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I came. I burped. I rated.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:19:02 EST (#)
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mEH.
Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:10:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:05:58 (#)
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by "sucks goat ass," you mean to tell me it does not even have MS Paint? Do you run DOS or what?
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By "sucks goat ass" I mean that it is slower than a retard on heroin and can't modify a .bmp file to a .jpg file. Its a true piece of shit. This place is so fucking cheap. They won't even upgrade Windows on my computer. I'm still using Windows 2000.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:07:43 EST (#)
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Raaar! Wooo, I'm the Flying Dutchman!
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:05:58 EST (#)
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by "sucks goat ass," you mean to tell me it does not even have MS Paint? Do you run DOS or what?
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:05:57 EST (#)
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and over here we'll put some happy trees... yes, happy happy trees
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:05:53 EST (#)
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at least "you're" was right.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:05:18 EST (#)
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I was Bob Ross for Halloween. It rocked.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:05:15 EST (#)
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HAR HAR BOB ROSS
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:04:20 EST (#)
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Heh.
It's all about the buildup.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:04:11 EST (#)
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Don't bother. Ever.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:02:36 EST (#)
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I laughed. I loved that guy.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:02:34 EST (#)
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Does the term "Mule" have any deep meaning to you?