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Urbane and I are going to market a new ice cream cone. Who wants a lick?? (1095 hits)

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Rating: -1.06 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by RoundRobin (View user info) at 2005-12-02 16:23:59 EST


Besides TigerLilly?

don't worry about the white stuff - it's marshmellows.jpg (51 kB)

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Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2006-05-20 23:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Reminds me eerily of Shrek, for whatever reason.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:54:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you say BANNED?

Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-12-02 19:50:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tigerlilly has the IQ of a house plant.

Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-02 18:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Congrats on being my first -2 DIE!!!!

Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-02 18:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

teh suck!!!!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-02 18:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:54:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

Really. Die.

Now.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:54:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

Die.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:54:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

Here have another. Ram it down your throat and die. Choke on your own bile.

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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:53:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. This post fucking rocked.

You rock...

back and forth while holding your knees to your chest and begging daddy not to molest your asshole again.
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Go die.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this has squattail written ALL over it

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:56:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:42:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Just humor me for a minute and tell me when this 'supposed' dyke fest occurred?
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It occurred when you stuck your tongue in her pussy. How fucking hard is that to figure out?

You should have had a brain implant instead of tits, you dumb cunt

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Oh, right. Now I remember when i ate her out. You're a bag of retard.

Listen up dipshit, If I liked eating snatch I would have NO problem saying so. This
doesn't happen to be the case however. And IF I would eat the vag, it wouldn't be
Urbanes. I would prefer a really really hot chick.

I have no idea where you're getting your info from and I'm sure this is all just to
get a rise out of me, which it isn't, but take it from me, this never happened. I LIKE DICK!!!!

Who ya gonna belive someone who has a history of not being honest, or me? I lie about nothing.
I have nothing to hide.





Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:21:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Thumb tacks are now nutritious *and* delicious!

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:12:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

Motherfucker, I've been on Ubersite longer than 99% of the people posting today.
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bullshit, enjoy your banning, cocksucker
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no bullshit

fuck off

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Motherfucker, I've been on Ubersite longer than 99% of the people posting today.
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bullshit, enjoy your banning, cocksucker

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

weak sauce.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:05:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

what was your old username, something about you is familiar.
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bart

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 17:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

what was your old username, something about you is familiar.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:28:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

hm..... it appears i can't find the Fuck Off (-2) button on my ranking list

this will have to do

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You're so damn funny, leilani. You are rather clever.

And hell, even I don't know who Shlongy is, and I'm 12k.

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:58:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:57:19 (#)
Ranking: -2

Dipshit?

No, that's not it.

Dumbass?

Getting warmer.

Dousche bag?

There we go.

-2DIE Douche bag.
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oh man, i'm laughing so hard at your cutdown prowess

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dipshit?

No, that's not it.

Dumbass?

Getting warmer.

Dousche bag?

There we go.

-2DIE Douche bag.

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:56:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:42:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Just humor me for a minute and tell me when this 'supposed' dyke fest occurred?
----------------------------

It occurred when you stuck your tongue in her pussy. How fucking hard is that to figure out?

You should have had a brain implant instead of tits, you dumb cunt

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:42:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:30:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:27:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

This could have been semi-humorous if it wasn't produced by a fucking retard
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who the fuck are you?
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Obviously in your 3 days on uber you haven't learned a damn thing if you don't know who Shlongy is.

This should've had a NSFW warning.

This would've sucked 8% less if you had taken the time to edit the picture so that the top part looked like ice cream on top of the cone. Even just the silhouette, you fucktard.
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Motherfucker, I've been on Ubersite longer than 99% of the people posting today. You think I give a fuck about NSFW warnings? If you open this at work, suck my cock.

So tell me about this Shlongy? Is he new?

Oh wait, you're talking about The Labia? I know that old bald pedophile shit sucker.

He thinks he knows who I am, but he has no clue. Fuck him and you.

Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:30:09 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:27:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

This could have been semi-humorous if it wasn't produced by a fucking retard
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who the fuck are you?
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Obviously in your 3 days on uber you haven't learned a damn thing if you don't know who Shlongy is.

This should've had a NSFW warning.

This would've sucked 8% less if you had taken the time to edit the picture so that the top part looked like ice cream on top of the cone. Even just the silhouette, you fucktard.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Just humor me for a minute and tell me when this 'supposed' dyke fest occurred?

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:42:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Too much pooner. I'm overloaded.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

unusual to get a shock on here

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hurry up and suck the bottom of the cone, it's dripping

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I did laugh.

Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:27:57 (#)
Ranking: -2

This could have been semi-humorous if it wasn't produced by a fucking retard
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who the fuck are you?

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

why did I click here?

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

MOMMY!!!!!!!! That woman put her finger in my ice cream!


Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hm..... it appears i can't find the Fuck Off (-2) button on my ranking list

this will have to do

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You win, auto -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This could have been semi-humorous if it wasn't produced by a fucking retard.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wow...3 posts in one day AND you suck balls.

while you are clearly an alter, you happen to be a very uneducated one. do what i did and milk your posts for all they're worth. take notes: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78653

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:25:07 (#)
Ranking: 1

31 flavours of disgusting
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'nuff said.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

N.V.F.F.

( Not very fucking funny)

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

31 flavours of disgusting

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you suck. NSFW DOUSCHE

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-02 16:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand NSFW.


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