Bobby Goes To Africa (Ass Ripping Mayhem) (1797 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.18 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Beavis Christ (View user info) at 2005-12-02 22:14:25 EST
Once upon a time there lived a guy named Bobby, who was a complete idiot for buying timeshares in Africa. One hot July morning, his girlfriend Linda Lou kicked his ass to the curb, leaving him utterly fucked. "Wait a minute, I bought timeshares in Africa!" said Bobby. So he got on a boat and rowed his ass all the way to 'Tarnation'.
Upon arrival, he was greeted by 4 big black tribal warriors. "We are the shamans of the Zuludong Tribe." stated one of the warriors. "Umm..Hi!!" said Bobby. "Prepare to be raped, cracka." said the Zuludongs in unison. They then began beating his white ass like a red headed step child, until he was sprawled out on the ground like a dying animal. The ass raping started in as they shoved their "zulu" dongs deep into his tight little ass.
It was awful! Foot after foot of black cock being rammed into his untarnished anal cavity, ripping his tiny hole into a massive fuck outlet. They took turns fucking him, and raping his mouth until he lost consciousness. When he finally woke up from his assault, he found his clothes missing and his ass leaking white goo. His mouth also seemed sticky, and even though he hadn't eaten in awhile, he felt very full for some reason. (hmm..)
Left with no choice but to continue, he traveled through the barren jungles of Africa, until finally stumbling upon a small hut. He entered the hut and was greeted by an old gypsy woman (i'm guessing she was somewhere between 95 and 3000 years old). Bleeding, dripping with splurge, he begged the old hag for aid. "Okay, i'll help you. But only if you bow your white ass down and eat my ancient pussy!" Said the elder bitch. He had no choice, so he got on his knees and started lapping at her roast beef sandwich. The cunnilingus proceeded for awhile, until suddenly, her big ass husband walks in the door. "What da fuck you doin' honkey?!?!" This looked promising. The big ass gypsy man beat his cracker ass to a pulp and then decided to use him as an ass puppet for weeks.
Finally released by the gypsy man, Bobby strolled through the jungle once more. His ass had been reamed so badly, his poop literally fell out of his ass, mid strut. "Hallelujah!!" shouted Bobby. He had came upon a city. But wait..something was wrong. Black police started running towards him with evil scowls. "Thank y...OUAAAAHHH!!!" fizzled the tormented Bobby. The negro cops kicked his white chocolate ass and took him to jail.
Upon entering the jail cell, his eyes met with several large black men with faces overflowing with lust....
"But wait.. I bought timeshares!!"
I'm afraid this is where Bobby's story comes to an end. He was beaten and raped by BlackZilla and his G's for the rest of his days. He died at age 32 due to an anal fissure.
Poor Bobby...
User Reviews
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-09 10:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The title is worth this.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-12-09 08:05:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You shouldn't give yourself a +2 on your own reviews. It really makes you (or almost anyone else) look bad.
I got a cheap chuckle out of this.
Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-09 07:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I just have a dark sense of humor. For some reason, nobody sees the humor in this; they only see a "dark story of cruel brutality". How unfortunate. Oh well, I was laughing the whole time I wrote it. Kudos to myself for this masterpiece.
Submitted by refusenik (user info) at 2005-12-03 19:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-03 19:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:15:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
How long have you had these homo fantasies?
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Kinda funny , but just to be safe , go die of anal fissure
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-03 18:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plus tew for this story of love
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you Bobby?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How long have you had these homo fantasies?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-03 07:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please die of anal fissures.
Submitted by hester (user info) at 2005-12-03 00:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
keep your manginal black lust fantasies to yourself, please.
other than that, you're alright. buddy.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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