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Two Fine Women at the Beach (1156 hits)

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Rating: -1.1 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by RoundRobin (View user info) at 2005-12-02 22:18:35 EST


Does this make you hard?

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:29:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-03 08:23:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

those are jewish girls, huh


REPRESENT THE SIX POINTY MY HEEB-RO
_____________________________________________________________________________________

I just pissed myself laughing at this comment.


Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-03 18:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

the flacidity of our cities, of our cities!

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-03 17:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Xcuses
Ranking: -2

I wish someone could photoshop a shark eating these two ladies, Jaws style
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What's it worth to ya?

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2005-12-03 16:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dude...no.

Weak.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish someone could photoshop a shark eating these two ladies, Jaws style

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:03:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:35:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

No, i'm still flacid.
-------------------------------

+1 for that

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll bet the one on the left has more hair on her cooch
than I have on my entire body.


Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hawtness personafied

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Depends on which one you are.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No, but we feel really sorry for you...and your parents.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-03 08:23:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

those are jewish girls, huh


REPRESENT THE SIX POINTY MY HEEB-RO
_____________________________________________________________________________________

I just pissed myself laughing at this comment.


Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-03 08:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

those are jewish girls, huh


REPRESENT THE SIX POINTY MY HEEB-RO

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-03 08:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-03 00:44:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Never thought I'd have to break this out again...

Lemme blow off thew dust...

*ppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffff*

OK...

Now, proper gas/oil mixture...

Hit the primer...

1....2....3....4....

*yank*

*yank*

*yank*

Shit... Forgot the throttle...

*yank*

SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!

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this is just fucking annoying

Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-12-03 08:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Would those two fine women be Etheopians? Because then they could be hiding behind the sign.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-03 00:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Never thought I'd have to break this out again...

Lemme blow off thew dust...

*ppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffff*

OK...

Now, proper gas/oil mixture...

Hit the primer...

1....2....3....4....

*yank*

*yank*

*yank*

Shit... Forgot the throttle...

*yank*

SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!


Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-12-03 00:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i wouldnt have -2'd this except you are SERIOUSLY breaking the 1 post per day rule

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-02 23:11:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hardly




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


ha

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-12-02 23:08:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Eh, I'd probablhy still do them. In the pee-hole.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:43:46 (#)
Ranking: -1

Bienvenidos a Cuba! Prohibito el paso! Hola Juan. Hola Esteban. Donde esta es la biblioteca?



MIS ESTABLOS!!


Mas tequilas por favor!!
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I changed it to plus one because I'm wasted and I want it to equal zero.

Submitted by Boondock (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:43:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Bienvenidos a Cuba! Prohibito el paso! Hola Juan. Hola Esteban. Donde esta es la biblioteca?



MIS ESTABLOS!!


Mas tequilas por favor!!

Submitted by BeavisChrist (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:35:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No, i'm still flacid.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:32:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OH MY STARS! I LOVE TO FUCK BEACH SIGNS!!
My turgid cock is in my hand, RIGHT NOW!
I'm stroking it for you, beach sign. FOR YOU!!!
OOH! FUCK YEAH!!!

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
I JUST CHAFFED MYSELF! I'M BLEEDING FROM MY PEE-HOLE!!!!
AUUGGH!

DAMN YOU BEACH SIGN!
DAMN YOUR FILTHY HOTNESS!!!!

Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-02 22:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The face of the girl on the right makes me want to be sick!


It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.

-- Homer Simpson
Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire