Bollocks this is Dolphins (1668 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2005-12-03 09:24:22 EST
I got that Stumbleupon thing ( http://www.stumbleupon.com/ ) It thinks I like those weirdy pictures that you have to stare at until something appears, so I keep "stumbling upon" them. In my opinion there is nothing in any of these pictures- I've never seen anything. I think it's an 'emperor's new clothes' type situation. Have any of you ever honestly ever seen the pictures? What do you do cross your eyes or something?
Other things that are possibly made up because I have never experienced them:
1) Indigestion
2) Space Travel (I once read a thing on the Interweb that said you would die of radiation if you really went into space. So I must be right here)
3) Cats that you can train to do stuff. Anyone who says they can train a cat is a liar.
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Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:46:30 EDT (#)
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No, Comment.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:49:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:23:40 (#)
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Cindy, you know what would be an EXCELLENT post, and this is an offical formal request -
Post a picture of your bra. You don't have to be wearing it, just lay it out on the bed. I'm curious as to what you wear to support those massive fucking boulders of yours.
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Scaffolding.
I have the same problem.
And no I'm not posting a picture of my bra either, unless you ask extremely nicely. And offer bribes.
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:47:24 EST (#)
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+2 because I have been trying to do this for 5min
and now I have a headache. These pictures suck ass
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:39:38 EST (#)
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I remember these. They would bug my eyes out for hours.
Submitted by NewGuy08 (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:38:27 EST (#)
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these are easy to see, just go crosseyed or something
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:27:33 EST (#)
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I saw them. It's not difficult.
Sorry to spoil the fun.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-07 18:13:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-06 16:53:06 (#)
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where did this spring from?
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I called Justin a jerk for denying pizza to some homeless people, and he went on a -2spampage of my posts. THEN, he tried to totally deny it and say I started it first. After I confronted him with the evidence (the timestamps on the posts), he accused me of conspiring with Bartbart to change the timestamps on the posts!!!
Pretty funny/stupid drama, actually - but it inspired me to write this!
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:36:24 EST (#)
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I managed to stare at it so it went 3D and pics popped out at me, but what popped out still didn't resemble anything intelligble. Fucking 3D poppy outty things.
Submitted by NOWorNEVER (user info) at 2005-12-06 17:26:29 EST (#)
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you know that feeling whn you're staring into space you're eyes are unfocused and you feel like they're almost glazed over? thats how you have to do these... if you get you eyes relaxed and kind of look through it, eventually something will pop out... ususally hen i do it, i ill see a piece of the image, and i can almost folow the lines until i see the whole thing.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:31:41 EST (#)
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I have seen cats trained to do stuff - I have it on tape.
There is the Russian dude in Branson, Missouri, who has an animal show, and he makes cats do amazing tricks, I am quite serious
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-12-05 18:07:16 EST (#)
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Hi, Cind!
I don't know if you really care about seeing these, but I bought one of the books and spent an entire day trying to find out what all of the hoopla was about.
What works for me is to pick one of the "blobs" that repeats itself horizontally across the screen. For this picture, I picked the middle row of pink dragon faces. Then, I put my face really close to the screen, but don't actually focus on the picture. I don't look AT it, but put my face close to it (it's blurry), and two of the dragon faces will come together. Once this happens, I slowly move my head back, making sure that the two faces always appear to be one. (If they separate, I start over). After I back up a ways, I can "look around" the picture.
It's pretty amazing once you see it.
Give it another try! Or, you can just smile and nod as though what I just said made sense and go about your business.
Miss you!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:30:40 EST (#)
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Magic eye pics are bullshit.
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:00:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-04 05:58:56 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-03 21:52:33 (#)
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I see two dolphins.
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no you don't- you're my alter. you see what I see, mate.
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This review alone made me laugh so hard.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:14:26 EST (#)
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3) Cats that you can train to do stuff. Anyone who says they can train a cat is a liar.
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haha
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-04 05:58:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-03 21:52:33 (#)
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I see two dolphins.
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no you don't- you're my alter. you see what I see, mate.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-04 01:59:14 EST (#)
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ha, that other thing works great...look at the wall behind your computer...scan to the screen without changing your focus.
ok...i'm done.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-03 21:52:33 EST (#)
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I see two dolphins.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-03 20:02:34 EST (#)
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reminds me of mallrats.
"it's a sailboat!"
Submitted by refusenik (user info) at 2005-12-03 20:02:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 19:59:21 EST (#)
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Seriously, last night when I was drunk as snot
I saw the dolphins. Tonight I can't see them.
Maybe in a few hours. . .
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 19:56:00 EST (#)
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Method wants a picture of C1ndy's bra?
There ain't that many pixels in the cosmos. . .
Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-12-03 19:49:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:43:10 (#)
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it takes about as much skill as to fly in a douglas Adams book.
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What? All you have to do is throw yourself at the ground and miss
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-12-03 19:37:25 EST (#)
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bastard bollocking christ I cant stop trying.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 19:26:58 EST (#)
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nope, can't see em drunk either.
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-03 18:48:37 EST (#)
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that's throw up
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-03 16:32:41 EST (#)
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I've never been able to see them either.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:22:53 EST (#)
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I outlined them for you at http://www.ubersite.com/m/80342
I trained my cat to shit on the floor wherever he wants. Good kitty.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-03 14:32:41 EST (#)
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The one on the bottom is about to get violated.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:59:31 EST (#)
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You don't understand how clever the kids I teach are. My name and picture are all over this website. I'd be all over our local newspaper as "Seedy Schoolteacher" before you know it.
I'm off to get drunk.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:54:36 EST (#)
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And I can't see any farking dolphins!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:54:14 EST (#)
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Dammit, and I was so close.
Ah well, it was worth a shot.
But just for the record, there really is no harm in it, since your name would never be mentioned in the actual post, and I would never actually SAY whose bra it is.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:51:05 EST (#)
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Not going to happen Method. I just ignored the little voice saying, "where's the harm..."
Look at the "dolphins" instead.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:50:07 EST (#)
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If you look really really closely...
It's almost like the top one has a peener.
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:40:30 EST (#)
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I could do these when I was younger. I wonder why I cant anymore.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:37:49 EST (#)
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Oh please, you could post it saying that it's A bra, not YOUR bra. Or send it to me, and I'll post it under the title "Guess who's bra this is". Your kids would never make the corellation.
I'm just so farkin curious. It's not even anything perverted, I swear, and I'm sure I'm not the only one!
To quote Fight Club:
"Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, we have to use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo."
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:31:32 EST (#)
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Method- I'm an upstanding member of the community. If I were to post pictures of my underwear on the internet the kids at my school would have run off a few hundred copies within the hour and posted them all over the city of Portsmouth. I'd never be able to finish a lesson, or attend a parent teacher conference again.
If you're that curious I'm sure I could trust people on this site with intimate pictures... Oh wait...
...OK, well if you are ever in England (and this offer applies to all of uber) you can pop round my house and rifle through my smalls. I will ensure that my husband stands guard to ensure that no elicit photographs exist.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:24:06 EST (#)
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official, even
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:23:40 EST (#)
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Cindy, you know what would be an EXCELLENT post, and this is an offical formal request -
Post a picture of your bra. You don't have to be wearing it, just lay it out on the bed. I'm curious as to what you wear to support those massive fucking boulders of yours.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:12:51 EST (#)
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i can't see it either...
but when i die i won't feel like the good Lord jipped me just because I can't see those retarded pictures.
Check this out: http://www.joanocean.com/joan0204/HappyDolphinWC.jpg
you can see dolphins without getting a headache!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:59:58 EST (#)
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"It's a sailboat" = Mallrats.
It's not so much crossing your eyes as it is relaxing them and juuuuuust starting to cross them. But don't try to physically cross your eyes - just have each eye's line of sight cross a little.
Once you get it the first time, it's all downhill from there.
Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:51:40 EST (#)
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Why can't I see the god-damn sail boat!!!!
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:24:02 EST (#)
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I could never see them until I started looking "past" the picture. I find it easier if there is a glare on the screen them focus on that until you start to see fuzzy shapes in the picture. Start slowly looking at the shapes until they come together and form something. In this case, dolphins.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:03:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:59:15 (#)
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It's a rosegarden seen by someone with cateracts
what do i win?
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You just won the Dolphin in Your Tuna Special Award.
Now swallow. . .
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:59:15 EST (#)
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It's a rosegarden seen by someone with cateracts
what do i win?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:50:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:47:02 (#)
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You have to give yourself a fiddle and post the pictures on Uber to be able to see those pictures.
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What does a violin have to do with...Oh wait...
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:47:02 EST (#)
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You have to give yourself a fiddle and post the pictures on Uber to be able to see those pictures.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:46:30 EST (#)
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If you rub your boobs on the scree... Sorry. . .
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:44:21 EST (#)
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I love these things. I could walk around and stare at these types of pictures all day. Of course, that would get pretty boring after awhile. On second thought...
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:35:26 EST (#)
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Auto, cant be arsed to try plus 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:31:58 EST (#)
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Thanks guys. still nothing. sorry.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:31:27 EST (#)
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your eyes should feel like theyre not crossed if you see it.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:30:36 EST (#)
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ok ok this is a good way to explain it.
cross your eyes as much as you can.
then relax the eye muscles and the depression should instantly appear.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:24:45 EST (#)
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Dolphins. Whoo. Hoo.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:07:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:03:12 (#)
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http://www.christianjuggler.com/photo%20gallary.htm
Don't worry about the streak. There are a handful of people who -2 anything I write and they will get this too. It's because I am a bad person.
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BULLSHIT!! You are a very nice person. Fuck Caul and everyone like him!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:07:06 EST (#)
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Mallrats!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:04:17 EST (#)
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AndyD - mallrats. I want my points in the form of kitten souls.
Submitted by AndyD (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:58:50 EST (#)
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ITS A SAILBOAT!!!
10 points to whoever guesses the movie quote correctly....
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:41:39 EST (#)
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am I retarded I can never see things in these picks
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I'm afraid so.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:38:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:35:54 (#)
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http://www.efmovie.com/cnn/us/law/090403/mickginny.arrest.htm
Who made this?
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most likely rizzo I think efmovie is his site.
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am I retarded I can never see things in these picks
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:35:54 EST (#)
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http://www.efmovie.com/cnn/us/law/090403/mickginny.arrest.htm
Who made this?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:28:39 EST (#)
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I love these pictures. One dolphin is above the other, and slightly larger - the one on the bottom is more curved. They're facing left.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:27:41 EST (#)
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Oh thank you. This brought back oh so many joyful memories. When I was A kid me and my sister got this book with these pictures from our parents. It took some time (about 5 mins) and then I could see them. And yes you sorta have to cross your eyes a little. try to uncouple right and left.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:15:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:02:13 (#)
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When you have an IQ as high as mine, the picture looks like two dolphins, one slightly higher than the other, as soon as you look at it
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WITCH!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:07:00 EST (#)
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Cause I dig these kind of pics
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:03:12 EST (#)
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http://www.christianjuggler.com/photo%20gallary.htm
Don't worry about the streak. There are a handful of people who -2 anything I write and they will get this too. It's because I am a bad person.
Submitted by beatjunky (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:02:13 EST (#)
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When you have an IQ as high as mine, the picture looks like two dolphins, one slightly higher than the other, as soon as you look at it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-03 10:01:11 EST (#)
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Yes. Two dolphins. In my tuna. Yum. . .
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:59:49 EST (#)
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some people, that should be, I just realised I messed up your streak, but to be honest I don't know why this had one.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:58:29 EST (#)
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You've never had indigestion, you lucky bastard.
Put nose on screen, pretend you have x-ray vision and focus on the wall behind the screen through the screen, slowly move away from screen.
So people do just have fucked eyes though, my bro can't see these pics moving
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77462
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:58:06 EST (#)
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I can never do them either, and I worry that at some point it may be used as a criteria for extermination or something. So right now I'm gonna start the counter rumour. Those who can see these are WITCHES and should be burnt at the stake.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:53:24 EST (#)
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http://www.angelfire.com/in3/taylormall/Juggler.jpg
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:51:45 EST (#)
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My whole life would probably be different if I could juggle. Instead of spending the morning at the Royal Marines Museum I would probably have just returned from some sort of hippy tree festival. I'd have friends called Tarquin and Boggy and probably own a comedy hat.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:49:12 EST (#)
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if you could juggle you wouldn't say that
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:48:22 EST (#)
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my eyes have gone all blurry. I think my corneas are burned.
juggling is not something to boast about.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:45:58 EST (#)
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i can juggle
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:44:55 EST (#)
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see it I mean.
I bet you can juggle, Rad.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:44:33 EST (#)
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i think it's like riding a bike...once you learn it comes naturally.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:44:07 EST (#)
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I still can't say it.
I haven't had indigestion- I don't really know what it is. Drinking champagne makes me burp- classy eh?
I agree about the juggling. Sinister. I bet we could all name the "jugglers" on this site.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:43:23 EST (#)
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the trick is NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:43:10 EST (#)
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yeah, I saw the dolphins.
you gotta get really close to the image
then look through it. I mean, forcus your eyes as if you were looking past the picture
now slowly move back until you see something three-D pop out.
it takes about as much skill as to fly in a douglas Adams book.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:41:18 EST (#)
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wait--you've never had indigestion? you must have.
even a burp with a bit of stomach acid could be considered mild indigestion.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:39:19 EST (#)
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yeah...i can do it, but after 5 minutes i get dizzy. i can't imagine buying a magic eye book. i'd throw up by the fourth page.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:38:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:33:58 (#)
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I feel like the stairing guy in mallrats.
I have never been able to do this either but I have a feeling its a bit like juggling....better not to be able to do it as competince in these subjects says something deeply unpleasent about oneself.
Auto fantasy football violence plus 2
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You. Dumb. Bastard.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:37:24 EST (#)
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my eyes hurt.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:35:38 EST (#)
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trust me its definately not a scooner.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:33:58 EST (#)
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I feel like the stairing guy in mallrats.
I have never been able to do this either but I have a feeling its a bit like juggling....better not to be able to do it as competince in these subjects says something deeply unpleasent about oneself.
Auto fantasy football violence plus 2
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:31:07 EST (#)
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I can never see them either - apparently some people just can't.
I like to think that makes us superior in some way.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:29:16 EST (#)
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here's how i do it...get close...let your eyes uunfocus, then draw your head back and forth until the image pulls together--remaining unfocused
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:28:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:26:54 (#)
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yep, saw it right away.
2 dolphins.
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where? I feel a bit tearful about this.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-03 09:26:54 EST (#)
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yep, saw it right away.
2 dolphins.