I Love Marijuana....Maaaan (1408 hits)
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Submitted by CHR15 (View user info) at 2005-12-03 11:34:02 EST
I smoked a bit of hash and weed in school, but I was never really that into it. When I left school I didn't keep in contact with any of the people I had bought from so I just kinda stopped smoking.
It all started when I moved out of the house I had lived in with my mum and sister for the last six years, since my parents got their divorce. I moved in with a friend I used to work with who smoked a lot of pot with some other people, turns out the flat I moved into was only really rented for them to have somewhere to smoke.
I had also just started seeing a girl who toked aswell, so it was inevitable that I would start.
I'm glad I did. It stopped my drinking, which apart from messing up my life was fucking expensive, it stopped me being violent and calmed my temper and I have a lot of good memories, actually... I had a lot of good memories...
I find there are a few bad points, I tend to mess up all of my relationships by being a cunt, but then it wouldn't be any different if I was drinking, my memory is starting to go and I can't seem to go without it.
But I'm going to have to change that, I have arranged to stay with my dad in brazil over the xmas period so I can go cold turkey for twenty days. I have an addictive personality and I have been smoking for 4 years non-stop, so I have no idea how the fuck this is going to go...
I don't want to give up but I think I need to sort my fucking life out, I mean I'm posting here for a start, I'm pretty sure the majority of Uberusers need to do something with their's too.
(No offense or anything)
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Submitted by HHH (user info) at 2006-07-27 20:18:28 EDT (#)
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good on you dude
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-17 06:22:51 EST (#)
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That room looks like a low security prison.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:23:07 EST (#)
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Glad to fucking hear it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:19:58 EST (#)
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Nice Clint Eastwood pose
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-04 21:20:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:26:37 (#)
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I look more evil than I thought... are my eyes red?
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I Love Marijuana....Maaaan (666 hits)
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Submitted by CHR15 [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-12-03 11:34:02
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Coincidence?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-04 19:11:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:08:36 (#)
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your lighter is massive... or are you really tiny like a pixie?
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I had one once and people made fun of it and told me it was a crack lighter. It shot out a huMONgous long flame. Really embarrassing.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-12-04 19:08:37 EST (#)
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Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.
Homer: Good for you, son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest
things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:53:39 EST (#)
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Hahaha! Yeah, I'll dedicate one to you - bang her in the backdoor, then make my Xcuses and leave.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:43:14 EST (#)
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If you don't bang at least three chicks from Brazil, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.
Don't disappoint me
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:07:51 EST (#)
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Xcuses - I still have a week to smoke before I go, therefore you now owe me 1 join.... yeah right, that whole giving up thing... ok, 1 drink. Fucker. I'm smoking a mix of crap from the bottom of my skinning-up case, it's a bit dry here. =o(
XFile - I'll take them where I can get them man!
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:51:31 EST (#)
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In recognition of aiding me in ridding myself of the google ads bar, here is the aforementioned +2. Enjoy!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:40:31 EST (#)
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Dude-
I have like this huge blunt man.......wanna hit it?
Come on dude, like hit it already
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:44:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:08:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
your lighter is massive... or are you really tiny like a pixie?
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I'm 5'11", that isn't actually the corner of my desk, it's a piece of wood on top of a cable box on my desk.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:08:36 EST (#)
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your lighter is massive... or are you really tiny like a pixie?
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2005-12-04 08:43:32 EST (#)
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Weed is bad because hippies smoke weed, and hippies suck.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-04 07:12:30 EST (#)
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RoundRobin - Don't hate because I am handsome and talented.
Beer_Bong - Postage and packaging is £100
full_frontal - Nice try at being an internet tough guy, I'm willing to put money on the fact that my penis is bigger than yours.
G-prime - It was 12 cans for some stupidly cheap price.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
True. Man Ive done it before, the first three or four days will be hard, you might stress and not be able to sleep.. but after that its all positive high on life shit, dont be surprised if you spend a couple of months clean just to see what your like when youre sober
Submitted by kaylo1999 (user info) at 2005-12-03 23:16:55 EST (#)
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a quitter never wins, and a winner never quits. 420 4-eva n eva
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-03 22:23:36 EST (#)
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I can see the lager can. FUCK PILSENER! IN ITS ASS!!!
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2005-12-03 20:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dont worry, there will be plenty of people smoking pot at the brazilian tranny clubs you'll be attending
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-12-03 20:36:26 EST (#)
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Since you're not smoking anymore, you wanna mail me that lighter?
Submitted by RoundRobin (user info) at 2005-12-03 18:53:02 EST (#)
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i want to kick you in your fat adam's apple
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:39:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:36:02 (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:45:24 (#)
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1970 just called, they want their wristbands back
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:51:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - That's my cojoined twin.
Xcuses - That was low, I got those wristbands when I was christened, from my dead brother who died in a freak no wrisbands available accident...
Submitted by Vix (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:36:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:45:24 (#)
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1970 just called, they want their wristbands back
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 15:26:37 EST (#)
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I look more evil than I thought... are my eyes red?
Spot the lager can...
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-12-03 14:38:37 EST (#)
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Welcome to the Mud Puddle.
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-12-03 14:08:48 EST (#)
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And the best thing is gram of charley will only set you back a couple of quid in Brazil.
hahahahahahahahahaha...cough.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:57:46 EST (#)
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follow these simple steps and all will be fine
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77985
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:15:19 EST (#)
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that lighter is huge.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:14:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:03:07 (#)
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i wouldn't worry too much about the 'cool' thing chris.....
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Look it's like that film The New Guy, nobody will know me, hell they don't even speak the same language as me, I think the hoes are going to want to ride my cock.
If not I hear rape is an acceptable part of life over there...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-03 13:03:07 EST (#)
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i wouldn't worry too much about the 'cool' thing chris.....
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:48:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:09:07 (#)
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I request that you do a post with pics from all the hawt Brazillan woman
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I'll be in rio on the copa for new year, but I might not come off as "cool" if I go with a camera around my neck.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:46:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:09:41 (#)
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the sooner you realize you are a huge piece of shit when you smoke, the sooner you'll quit.
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In my case I think you're right but I agree with what gprime said.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:37:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:09:41 (#)
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the sooner you realize you are a huge piece of shit when you smoke, the sooner you'll quit.
no seriously, that's how i quit. i looked at my life and what i had actually accomplished and who i actually was when i smoked. that's when i quit.
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Weed doesn't affect everybody like that. I cycle in and out of smoking. Three months, I won't smoke, then for a month I'll do a lot. Then three months without, then one month with. I'm no different when I'm in a phase of smoking or not.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:23:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:09:41 (#)
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the sooner you realize you are a huge piece of shit when you smoke, the sooner you'll quit.
no seriously, that's how i quit. i looked at my life and what i had actually accomplished and who i actually was when i smoked. that's when i quit.
that, and i could never see myself being with a serious girlfriend and being a huge fucking pothead. i mean, if i end up marrying her, do i really want the wife of my children to have that on me? i could go on and on about my decision, but honestly dude, pot ain't that great for ya.
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now crack, that's a different story altogether
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:09:41 EST (#)
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the sooner you realize you are a huge piece of shit when you smoke, the sooner you'll quit.
no seriously, that's how i quit. i looked at my life and what i had actually accomplished and who i actually was when i smoked. that's when i quit.
that, and i could never see myself being with a serious girlfriend and being a huge fucking pothead. i mean, if i end up marrying her, do i really want the wife of my children to have that on me? i could go on and on about my decision, but honestly dude, pot ain't that great for ya.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:09:07 EST (#)
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I request that you do a post with pics from all the hawt Brazillan woman
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-03 12:07:03 EST (#)
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Good luck.
Nice novelty over-sized fire-starter
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:51:28 EST (#)
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Shlongy - That's my cojoined twin.
Xcuses - That was low, I got those wristbands when I was christened, from my dead brother who died in a freak no wrisbands available accident...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:45:24 EST (#)
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1970 just called, they want their wristbands back
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:45:01 EST (#)
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You seem to have some semen dripping off your face.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:43:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:41:08 (#)
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I think you're going to find great bud in Brazil and toke up like never before
Good luck
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Haha! You bastid!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for giving up.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:41:08 EST (#)
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I think you're going to find great bud in Brazil and toke up like never before
Good luck
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:39:10 EST (#)
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Homer: You know what?
Grampa: What?
Homer: We're both screw-ups.
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-12-03 11:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, this rocked.