LURKERS, this is your time to shine! (1405 hits)
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Submitted by Manda (View user info) at 2005-12-04 00:11:48 EST
In following TigerLilly's idea with TMI, I'd like to try a similar vein with the lurkers.
So, all you friendly lurkers out there, email me at Monopolymoneyhoney.at.hotmail.com with a short bio of yourself and hopefully a picture (don't worry, we're nice folks here at Uber).
Now, for those that will complain about lack of content, here are some random facts. (Compiled from a lot of different sources, so I'm not exactly verifying authenticity.)
-One in twenty women will be stalked at some point in their lives.
-In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
-At age 18, the Queen of England was a mechanic for the British Military.
-Cow is a Japanese brand of shaving cream.
-Baby beavers are called kittens.
-The first condoms were made of linen.
-People with blue eyes are able to see better in the dark.
-More than 6,000 people with pillow-related injuries check into U.S. emergency rooms each year.
-Approximately $25 million is spent on lap dances in Las Vegas each year. (That's a bit more believable than the pillow thing...)
-In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans in a year.
-Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the morning.
-1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper.
And now, an obligatory google search for 'random.'
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:04:04 (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:46:07 (#)
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i live in cleveland...i did not know that
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The big sign that says "Welcome to Cleveland" should have been your first clue.
Sorry but that actually made me laugh, I know it's really not that funny but yeah.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:48:27 EST (#)
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This idea could go somewhere.
Maybe Boise.
Or even Charleston.
Or wherever the lurkers live.
As far as the stalking "fact", I would wager that the ratio is much worse...like say, 1 in 7.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:25:54 EST (#)
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stupid
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-12-05 08:55:12 EST (#)
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I love porn
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-12-04 23:24:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-03 23:31:27 (#)
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Pretty good.. I was kind of expecting a bigger reaction from the Mom, though.
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from - http://www.ubersite.com/m/80099
A mother who let the eldest son slide on a stolen gun and drug/alcohol use at the age of 17? The mother is supposed to seem like someone who wants to look as if she is strict/nice house mom, but is actually just as irresponsible as the rest of the characters. Note the hypocrisy in Part 2 with her conversation about the father.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:34:26 EST (#)
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Those feet are ridiculously big
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:33:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:29:57 (#)
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-One in twenty women will be stalked at some point in their lives.
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Makes you wonder how most of us have any time to post here.
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a-hahahahaha.
Submitted by ama (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:26:45 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:22:05 EST (#)
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I have too many thoughts going through my head between NEW employment and woman.
You woman sure know just how to fuck with a guy, sometimes in a good way
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:20:57 EST (#)
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I'm just fucking with you.
Good luck with your boytoy!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:19:36 EST (#)
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Don't worry, I am, too.
I think it's the hormones, haha.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:15:26 EST (#)
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I'm in a totally fucked up mood right now- fyi
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:10:02 EST (#)
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Knowing me they probably fuck me :)
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:05:58 EST (#)
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Hahaha, no, that's okay, Xcuses.
I wonder what a woman would do if you did use that as a pickup line, though.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:02:47 EST (#)
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I should bang you just for knowing that you are on birth control.
Hey, a new pick up line to use...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:02:10 EST (#)
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Not really, Xfile. I used an email address that's not my main one.
What are they going to do? Fill up my inbox with love/hate notes? Big deal. I've got a delete button with my email, ya know.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:00:19 EST (#)
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Yea, but think about it.
There's this new one on the market that's called Nuvaring. (www.nuvaring.com)
It's this ring that the girl puts up there for a month and it releases hormones and whatnot.
The people that market birth control must think that women are stupid. I never have my period because I use birth control continuously. They had to develop a special pill that does that. It's called Seasonale, and it's basically 3 month's worth of pills, instead of one month's supply. So dumb.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-12-04 18:00:14 EST (#)
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Great, one out of twenty lurkers is now your stalker. Smartass.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:57:16 EST (#)
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Birth control talk bores men unless it's really funny. Better bring your 'A' game and your 'C' cups
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:53:18 EST (#)
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Haha, speaking of that... I had a gyno appointment yesterday and I was thinking about making a post on the marvels of birth control. It's amazing how evolved it's become.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:47:02 EST (#)
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that or you'd show your beave....
either way =)
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:37:03 EST (#)
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Yea, baby!
Nah, it's okay if this post doesn't get heat. It was nothing spectacular... now, if I really wanted to shoot to the top of 'Most heated', I'd just mention the Uberskank.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:22:00 EST (#)
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Are we camping here or something?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:07:08 EST (#)
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Sure then. But admit this, you're enjoying my heat, aren't you. Yeah, you like it when I twist your nipple like that, don't you. Yeah.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:00:15 EST (#)
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Maybe so. But even if that's the case, the responses I've gotten show that sometimes people just need a little encouragement.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-04 16:58:19 EST (#)
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Or because they have no interest in posting or replying but simply reading.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 16:52:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-04 16:49:53 (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:43:31 (#)
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Doesn't this defeat the purpose of lurking?
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Not really. I think most of the lurkers just lurk because they think they can't contibute. I'm curious to know who's watching.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-04 16:49:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:43:31 (#)
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Doesn't this defeat the purpose of lurking?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 12:34:14 EST (#)
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Aw, Shlongy!
I need to find SOMETHING to do so I don't go crazy from being home for so long. I feel like I'm under house arrest.
And, no, slurping your stick isn't on my list of things to do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-04 12:23:57 EST (#)
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Well, this is a stupid idea.
And even worse, it's got a + rating going.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:47:29 EST (#)
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The first condoms weren't made of linen, but mollusc shells. I read it on a poster.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:43:31 EST (#)
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Doesn't this defeat the purpose of lurking?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:30:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:46:21 (#)
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Good luck with the next twenty guys that email you, trying to convince you to have sex with them. Way to think it through Manda...
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I've learned to tune it out by now. And sometimes it's just downright impossible to decipher what they're saying. I'm convinced that sexually preverse guys that try to pick up a woman over the internet via email= grade school dropouts.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:21:55 EST (#)
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I haven't gotten a HUGE response... I think it's because it's Sunday and most people lurk at work.
In regards to the blue eyes/night vision thing... I've been taking bilberry extract for about a month now, and it's getting to be pretty scary how well I can see in the dark.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-12-04 10:04:52 EST (#)
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an apple a day ...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:46:21 EST (#)
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Good luck with the next twenty guys that email you, trying to convince you to have sex with them. Way to think it through Manda...
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:48:28 EST (#)
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On second thoughts get this one.
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Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-03 16:11:43 (#)
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can't we all just get along...
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:38:41 EST (#)
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A nice idea but I dont really see how it could work.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:10:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:04:04 (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:46:07 (#)
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i live in cleveland...i did not know that
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The big sign that says "Welcome to Cleveland" should have been your first clue.
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Ummm yeah... not too obvious because in context you understand what they mean. Especially because it is in two seperate sentences.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:04:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:46:07 (#)
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i live in cleveland...i did not know that
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The big sign that says "Welcome to Cleveland" should have been your first clue.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:36:27 EST (#)
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-In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
I better tell my cat...
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:23:04 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:04:44 EST (#)
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One in twenty women will be stalked at some point in their lives.
You took that out of context. What it originally said was:
One in twenty women will be stalked by Eric Rice at some point in their lives.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-12-04 01:52:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-04 01:49:37 (#)
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-People with blue eyes are able to see better in the dark.
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Old wiives tale.
I'm blue eyed, and effectivly night-blind.
I can see enough to drive and all, but you put me in a dark room with low light and no reference points, and I'm fucked.
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Possibly you've had to many cum shots to the eyes.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-04 01:49:37 EST (#)
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-People with blue eyes are able to see better in the dark.
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Old wiives tale.
I'm blue eyed, and effectivly night-blind.
I can see enough to drive and all, but you put me in a dark room with low light and no reference points, and I'm fucked.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:59:01 EST (#)
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i got a better idea.
how about you email me.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:47:44 EST (#)
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wow...i can see better in the dark
wicked.
but if i have to deal with more pain that seems like a shitty trade-off.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:46:07 EST (#)
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i live in cleveland...i did not know that
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:37:26 EST (#)
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OH! So your the one with the grilled cheese post... heh. OK I get it now.
Actually I don't.
+2 for no reason in the world
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:30:38 EST (#)
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-People with blue eyes are able to see better in the dark.
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They are also more sensitive to pain.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:30:10 EST (#)
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"-One in twenty women will be stalked at some point in their lives."
That's all? Just to guess a number at random, I'd have thought it was more like 12 out of 43.
Damn, I love that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you realize you've been overachieving without even realizing it.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:29:57 EST (#)
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-One in twenty women will be stalked at some point in their lives.
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Makes you wonder how most of us have any time to post here.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:28:46 EST (#)
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Whats a lurker?
...WOO JERMAINE TAYLOR WON!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:26:22 EST (#)
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You're a man's man, Hadley, seeing as you have bigger tits than any of these broads and you don't flaunt them like they do, eh?
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:22:52 EST (#)
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+2 because those lil' factoids were fun.
Did I win something? I think I did! I want boobies! I don't have boobies; God damn it.
So what are you talking about?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:20:23 EST (#)
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What the fuck 'G',
if them niggas be rat packing ya'
they tryin to get yo shit,
best let 'em have it,
fo de be on da block,
feel me?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:16:11 EST (#)
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"In following TigerLilly's idea with TMI, I'd like to try a similar vein with the lurkers. "
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Or, in plainer English, "PAY ATTENTION TO ME TOO GUYS!!! EMAIL ME!!!! I HAVE BOOBIES!!!"
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-12-04 00:13:05 EST (#)
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And now I'm going to bed.
Goodnight everyone.