It's Time For T.M.I = EATMECOMPLETELY (3387 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.66 on 64 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2005-12-04 02:44:03 EST
Previous Interviews:
Xcuses: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79333
Pentameter: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79381
ETS: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79547
Loren: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79649
Captain Thorns: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79717
FilthyAssistant: http://www.ubersite.com/m/79846
Professional_Peon http://www.ubersite.com/m/79922
Ess_Arr: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80058
Circe: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80265
User Reviews
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-05-21 12:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-12-10 17:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Terry rules.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-12-07 20:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tiger Lilly!
Oh God, do me!
Do me, please!
I'd give anything for you to do me!
I have money...
Please...I'm desparate :(
Do me in one of your posts.
Or you could do an interview.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-12-07 10:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:27:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
I still find these interesting and entertaining. That is all. mmmmkay?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:49:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-12-07 09:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:06:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:42:18 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:12:33 (#)
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Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:50:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Annapolis. I can't wait to get out of that shit-hole.
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What's wrong with Annapolis? And furthermore, where are you in Annapolis? It's a great town.
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I live in Murray Hill. I won't say exactly where, but to give you an idea, think the Thompson Street, Southgate Avenue, Lafayette Avenue area.
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That's every town. Douchebags make up roughly 70% of the population. It's a scientific fact. I can't be bothered to prove this to you, but it's true.
As for the bar scene, it can leave a bad taste in your mouth, if you lick the bar. But I like Donlan's and Riordan's. Fine Irish pubs if I may say so. I wouldn't shed any tears if O'Brien's burned down.
Where do you plan on moving to?
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-12-06 09:42:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:12:33 (#)
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Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:50:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Annapolis. I can't wait to get out of that shit-hole.
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What's wrong with Annapolis? And furthermore, where are you in Annapolis? It's a great town.
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I live in Murray Hill. I won't say exactly where, but to give you an idea, think the Thompson Street, Southgate Avenue, Lafayette Avenue area.
Annapolis blows. I've lived there for 30 some years, and it was a GREAT place to grow up, but I've have watched it change from a cool town nestled between DC and Baltimore, to what it is now-- the epitome of douchebaggery inhabited by the epitome of douchebags...plastic surgery disaster women with their bloated ex-jock mortgage broker men; doctors with deep pockets and short arms; lawyers who will fuck, and fuck over, anything that moves... and the worst of all, the L.A./New York/Paris wannabe's who wouldn't know real style if it beat them over the head senseless.
And christ, don't even get me started on the piece of shite bar and music scene.
Annapolis blows. It would be cool if all the people moved the fuck out.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:01:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:20:03 (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:39:43 (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:24:54 (#)
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I think this is quite enough.
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I think that is your opinion. And everyone knows that opinions are like assholes.
Everyone has one and they are usually full of shit.
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Oh the irony.
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Fuck you Spook, I like these - why don't you click on Habeeb latest post, he's got a pic for you I'm sure you'd enjoy.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:40:32 EST (#)
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People needed only to read your first post to discover that.
A name that stands out, but doomed in mediocrity. Such is my curse.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:25:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:18:53 (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:49:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just glad I got mine done before you started with all the popular people.
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If you're referring to me, I would hardly consider myself to be that. I post so sporadically that not many people know or care who I am.
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That may be true, but your name sure as shit stands out. I think I was on here for almost six months before most people finally figured out that I am a chick.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:18:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:49:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just glad I got mine done before you started with all the popular people.
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If you're referring to me, I would hardly consider myself to be that. I post so sporadically that not many people know or care who I am.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 16:12:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:50:36 (#)
Ranking: 1
Annapolis. I can't wait to get out of that shit-hole.
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What's wrong with Annapolis? And furthermore, where are you in Annapolis? It's a great town.
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:50:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Annapolis. I can't wait to get out of that shit-hole.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just glad I got mine done before you started with all the popular people.
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another good one, Katie! :)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-12-05 15:27:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I still find these interesting and entertaining. That is all. mmmmkay?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 14:35:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you, Katie.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-05 13:58:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Terry is without a doubt one of the funniest, coolest and nicest guys I've met through
this website. If only he didn't have a girlfriend in Vegas.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-12-05 13:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for Terry!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The pic's not that bad. I was a bit intoxicated and had to crop my ex out of it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-12-05 12:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:05:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey look it's Edward Scissormouth!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, that pic isn't very flattering. Good read though.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:20:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:39:43 (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:24:54 (#)
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I think this is quite enough.
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I think that is your opinion. And everyone knows that opinions are like assholes.
Everyone has one and they are usually full of shit.
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Oh the irony.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for taint-stabbing
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-12-05 11:03:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Needed to see a bit more of the darkside.
There was no moral dilema sort of question. I always think they tell you a lot about a person.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:55:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:12:42 (#)
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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-12-05 05:40:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! But when's it my turn? I'm impatient... I'll try to be patient...
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Haha..I'm working on it. Cabaret Girl is next up though. That one should be full of laugh.
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So....Method is getting interviewed about....200 times? He is all of Uber, after all.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:51:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I look like I am eating my own face in this pic. I'm pretty red, too. It's that Miami sun.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-04 15:27:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused. Is the skinny drunken asshole drinking his weight in alcohol me or you, Terry?
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You pick. I am also confused if I can +2 this. It's not my post, so yes, I think.
Oh, and Scourge, I do rock.
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Fine, fine and fine. You, sir, are the kicker of all ass. After seeing this *** http://www.ubersite.com/m/80278 *** I knew I had to come back here and make up for that drunken comment of mine. You are the master of all that is. Really. I mean it. I 'm not sure how to express sincerity via keyboard, but just know that......Oh fuck it.
Seriously, it's all just in fun. However, I cannot with a clear conscience give that picture a positive rating of any kind, so please accept the +2 I gave this as second hand approval.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:39:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:24:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this is quite enough.
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I think that is your opinion. And everyone knows that opinions are like assholes.
Everyone has one and they are usually full of shit.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MD love
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck him
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this is quite enough.
Please don't bash me for not giving you a 2.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-05 10:12:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-12-05 05:40:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! But when's it my turn? I'm impatient... I'll try to be patient...
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Haha..I'm working on it. Cabaret Girl is next up though. That one should be full of laugh.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-12-05 05:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! But when's it my turn? I'm impatient... I'll try to be patient...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want the Shlongy interview already
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-04 14:59:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to marry you, touch your breasts, hoard your dryer lint,or make a hair doll of you.
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Hahahahahaha...phew! Thank goodness.
This made me laugh out loud. YOU rock my friend.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-12-04 15:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:30:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm confused. Is the skinny drunken asshole drinking his weight in alcohol me or you, Terry?
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You pick. I am also confused if I can +2 this. It's not my post, so yes, I think.
Oh, and Scourge, I do rock.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-12-04 15:19:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Terry's a cutie.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2005-12-04 14:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like these posts because you put your rating (Nobody cares about their rating, but everybody cares about their rating. It's rather odd.) on the line based off of how interesting or controversial the Uberer being interviewed happens to be.
+2 because you rock.
-2 because this guy doesn't.
and another +2 because I want to give you a +2
I don't want to marry you, touch your breasts, hoard your dryer lint,or make a hair doll of you.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-12-04 12:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-04 12:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading these interviews just reconfirms how much I love my life.
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2005-12-04 12:16:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:43:47 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-04 07:55:52 (#)
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Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:48:00 (#)
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your posts suck.
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Hey boy! Tarzan and Jane called. They said die!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Ahhhhhhh...so THAT'S how this works!
*sheepish smile*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey look it's Edward Scissormouth!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:54:20 EST (#)
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This was ok.
I think I'll skip the next one.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:43:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-04 07:55:52 (#)
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Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:48:00 (#)
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your posts suck.
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Hey boy! Tarzan and Jane called. They said die!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:30:12 EST (#)
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I'm confused. Is the skinny drunken asshole drinking his weight in alcohol me or you, Terry?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-12-04 07:55:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:48:00 (#)
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your posts suck.
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Hey boy! Tarzan and Jane called. They said die!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cabaret girl? The one with the mostache? Brilliant.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Avg
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:29:17 EST (#)
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is it just me or are half the people on earth employed as telemarketers?
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:18:42 EST (#)
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heating up
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:14:15 EST (#)
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Man I'm drunk and JERMAINE TAYLOR WON!!! GO FUCKING ARKANSAS!!! WE CAN BEAT UP YOUR MIDDLE WEIGHTS!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:13:18 EST (#)
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Yes, I'm going to hell...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:13:06 EST (#)
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"Dear Magic Eight Ball... Will I ever be a part of TMI?"
*shake*
*shake*
*shake*
"GOD DAMNIT JASON! QUIT FONDLING THE SLAVES!"
Oops...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:07:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:05:01 EST (#)
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You really should ask them ther views on anal and other bits of sex.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:58:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:54:05 (#)
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saw the title and thought you finally lost it.
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Well, it's early, I'm drunk!! ;)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
saw the title and thought you finally lost it.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:53:36 EST (#)
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Leg humping is one of my favorite passtimes.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:52:30 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:51:16 EST (#)
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posh.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:51:04 EST (#)
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Hey 'boy', when you become a 'man' you can speak. Until then get in back of the line with the rest of the children. I'ts almost nap time and then we'll hand out cookies.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:49:36 EST (#)
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Next interview, Cabaret Girl???
Well...+2 for stabbing televangelists in the taint.
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 02:48:00 EST (#)
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your posts suck.