A little about ME plus camwhore!!! (aka The shit you typically find on Most Heated) (1404 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.35 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Generic_Alter_Name (View user info) at 2005-12-04 03:17:58 EST
First things first: I've already spelled too many words correctly. I've got to cut that shit out for authenticity purposes...
They're thats better
hi everyone lolz!!!!1 my name is [mandy/brittney/jessica/any other name made popular by pop culture] and i came to ubesite cuz i think you guys are all supa funny!!!!! ive been reading hear for a couple months and finnally got round 2 posting. u can be mean sometimes though but its cool, i can take it.
i dont have a story for my first post so ill just tell you a bit about myself.
i'm [somewhere between 18-25] and i am [either still in school to get a degree in psychology/human relations/walking & chewing gum] or... have graduated from [some pissant college in the midwest]. right now i work at [GAP/American Eagle/Old Navy/Abercrombie & Fitch/insert trendy clothing store]. my dream is 2 be a model one day and i loooooove to party all the time with all of my g/fs!!!!!
neways, i hopes to have a hilarious story 4 u guys here soon but until then i hope this will be enough.
heres a pic of me w/a friend, dont be 2 cruel!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-31 21:48:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:30:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
That chick's got a nasy mole over her lips ...
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-31 21:18:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i see what you are trying to do. its not very funny. neither is the file name.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-12-06 00:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That chick's got a nasy mole over her lips ...
Submitted by toni_tori (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Whew! I'm so glad none of this applies to me.
<chuckles nervously>
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-12-05 19:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why are you hugging Tony Danza, Jr.?
Submitted by gokukuhn (user info) at 2005-12-05 03:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL OMG DONT GIVE THIS SHIT HEAT LMAO THEY DONT DESERVE IT (only deserve my dick in mouth lol)
OPEN YOUR MOUTH I NeeD TO PEE!!! LOL
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-04 22:41:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-12-04 17:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So true.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-04 12:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters, including all of my own alters, suck.
Submitted by Pelvis_Man (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit you. Both of you. Whoever you are. Because you *are* real.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-12-04 11:52:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-04 10:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are in violation of code 3 of the Local 103 Alters Union. Please report back to your union representative so that Method Inc. can properly administer this alter.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:32:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! Wanna FUCK?!?
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-12-04 09:11:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I should have done this
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-12-04 08:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your friend is hot.
Are you two a couple, or are you both single gay men?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-12-04 07:35:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
generic negative review
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:37:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just out of curiousity, did nobody notice the filename, or is it not that funny?
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I noticed, bluto, I always check before ranking. (You gave me my second -2 a while back, but my parody sucked.) Yes to your question, but it was kind of generic. haha
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just out of curiousity, did nobody notice the filename, or is it not that funny?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 another alter. brilliant.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-12-04 06:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice parody of what's-her-alter-face! Good work.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My favorite new poster. Maybe we could hang out sometime.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-12-04 04:09:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who are those two blokes?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you and I hope you get cancer of teh brain.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just cause you contrieved it doesnt make it anyless lame.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
youre a dork.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:18:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
be4 you guys even mention it, im not anyone named "method." stop calling me that.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:18:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh, i forgot to mention that i hate minorities, so dont bother replying if youre [black, mexican, jewish, gay, etc...]